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Wrath Of The Titans Trailer: Now With Actual Titans!

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (19)



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Oh, boy. I’d love to be excited about Wrath Of The Titans, the sequel to 2010’s staggeringly unimpressive Clash Of The Titans. There’s a new director at the reins, which seems promising, except that the director is Jonathan Liebesman, who also directed Darkness Falls and Battle: Los Angeles. Yikes.

Sam Worthington is back as Perseus, and this time the film features actual titans, coming back to war on man and gods alike and of course it’s up to the newly-tousled son of Zeus to take them on. Pretty much everyone from the last film is gone except for Worthington, Liam Neeson’s Zeus and Ralph Fiennes’ wheezing Hades. There are some solid additions — Danny Huston as Poseidon, Edgar Ramirez as Ares, Rosamund Pike as Andromeda (played by Alexa Davalos in the prior entry), and Bill Nighy as Hephaestus.

Check out the trailer:

Yeah, it’s got plenty of giant things going smashy smashy and flying things and swords and big scary two-headed things and KABOOM. But it also looks kind of like more of the same — I remember being pretty wowed by the trailer for the last one, and look where that got me (although Clash was also the first and only review I ever wrote without seeing the film). Also, Marilyn Manson’s “Sweet Dreams” cover? Really? We couldn’t think of anything better?

Oh, and here’s the poster:

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Comments

Danny Huston was in "Clash of the Titans" for like a nano second. I'm not even sure if he had dialogue. That was an incredibly shitty movie.

Posted by: TylerDFC at December 19, 2011 3:52 PM

Nope. Not falling for it. Mads Mikkelsen and Medusa were the best parts of the first one, and even bringing them back from the dead wouldn't induce me to let Sam Worthlesston's reverse-charisma have another 2 hours of my life.

Posted by: elisamaza at December 19, 2011 3:54 PM

Yeah, Huston was in the last one, wearing what had to be the worst long hair/long beard combo ever.

As for this "Movie," whatever. Don't care for it. Not gonna go see it. (Honestly, I thank the recession for making my movie-going more selective).

Posted by: Fredo at December 19, 2011 3:57 PM

why is Danny McBride in the trailer? oops,it's Sam Worthington!
it looks less ridiculous than the first movie

Posted by: carrie at December 19, 2011 4:03 PM

Not a chance. I already donate to enough charities as it is.

Posted by: peanut at December 19, 2011 4:18 PM

I will see it.

And I will eat popcorn.

And I will drink a soda.

And I will rejoice in shutting my brain off and enjoying things explode while blood flows freely.

I can.

And I will.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at December 19, 2011 4:27 PM

Clash of the Titans (shit-ass remake) might go down in history as a camp classic. I was biting my tongue to stop myself from laughing for much of the film's running time. This looks like even more ridiculous fights broken up by horrible attempts at character developing dialog. I'm in.

Posted by: Robert at December 19, 2011 4:44 PM

This looks like batshit crazyass STUPID fun. Like the first one. But with more Bill Nighy. And less "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" which is possibly one of the greatest lines in movie history as far as I'm concerned.

I'm so, so in.

Will Liam Neeson not be so shiny this time? Because that would be really sad.

Posted by: figgy at December 19, 2011 5:17 PM

The trailer makes it look mildly entertaining. Of course, the trailer for the first one made it look at least serviceable, and it turned out to be SO NOT ENTERTAINING I shook my fists in the air and raged at the movie gods.

And I have loooowwwwww standards. Very low.

Posted by: MM at December 19, 2011 5:36 PM

Sony should sue Warner Brothers for ripping of God of War so much.

I'm still waiting for that movie.

Posted by: FabMax at December 19, 2011 8:00 PM

You know how we like to call Channing Tatum "Charming Potato"? Well, since old Sam here is about 1/2 of a gene away from being a vegetable himself, I think he deserves a nickname of his very own. I don't know, maybe Sammy Spinach? Spuds Worthington?

Posted by: Uriah Creep at December 19, 2011 9:37 PM

Spam Worthington?

Posted by: MM at December 19, 2011 11:00 PM

How about Worth Sammington since he is clearly dyslexic as evidenced by the wackbard ass way he is using, or not using, that trident?

Posted by: thecloofer at December 20, 2011 6:46 AM

but...it looks purdy, there is blood and muskles! and pointy thingys

Posted by: karen at December 20, 2011 6:59 AM

Apparently the only one, but I'd see it, if only for Worthington. Not the most charismatic actor out there, but he's pretty.

Also, things go boom.

Posted by: Ellie at December 20, 2011 8:22 AM

I still want to know how (in the first one) Perseus managed to be the only guy in the land with a sharp, buzzy haircut. Everyone else had hair that was long, mangy and probably smelled like Medusa's piss-flaps.

But not Perseus. Nope.

Posted by: DJ SHovelpants at December 20, 2011 12:46 PM

I thought Dustin had christened Worthington "The Vessel" Spam Worthington has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at December 20, 2011 2:35 PM

I see he's playing kissy face with Andromeda in this one. This film better explain what happened to the very unimpressive Io from the first film. That mystery and my love for Neeson are the only pull factors for me here.

Posted by: Four Eyes at December 20, 2011 10:23 PM

They made a sequel?!!

Maybe it's the interview I read or just glommed it all from his films, but he just exudes too much dick. Not the fun, spanky kind, the kick you in the nards and laugh kind.

A good director would help a lot. The camera action was a major part of the massive suck that was Clash.

Posted by: Protoguy at December 21, 2011 3:11 AM