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Alt Title: "Hot Women Without Clothes"

Women in Trouble Trailer / Dustin Rowles

Trailers | October 14, 2009 | Comments (21)

The trailer for Women in Trouble has finally, finally arrived and … it’s not really what I was expecting. I think I was expecting a gritty, somewhat seedy movie concerning women with actual troubles. This trailer is a little more … girly than I was anticipating, and those problems seem to be, like, a pregnant porn star, a stripper with issues, and a woman with an unreciprocated lesbian crush. Still, if your movie is going to feature a lot of half-naked women, you could do a lot worse than casting Carla Gugino, Connie Britton, Adrianne Palicki, and Emmanuelle Chriqui. There’s even a little Josh Brolin (with an English accent) and Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

It’s got a certain straight-to-DVD quality, but it is eye-candylicious.


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Comments

Looks racktacular. I'm up for a ninesome.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at October 14, 2009 6:44 PM

What, no Naughty Chef?

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at October 14, 2009 6:49 PM

Is this the long-awaited sequel to "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble" that I've been waiting for since I was a boy? Sweet!!!

Posted by: logar at October 14, 2009 6:59 PM

Promising cast. I'm intrigued.

Posted by: Sarah at October 14, 2009 7:06 PM

Promising chest. I'm intrigued.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at October 14, 2009 7:28 PM

Carla Gugino shouldn't be blonde.

I'll never forget my best friend's assessment of her in "Sin City". She said "did you see Carla Gugino? Her tits looked kinda quit, but her ass was pa-pow!"

Posted by: Jay at October 14, 2009 7:47 PM

Is this the long-awaited sequel to "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble" that I've been waiting for since I was a boy? Sweet!!!

Bwahahaha. You just moved up to #1 on the coolest people of Pajiba list logar. That may mean jack shit to...well...everyone. To me though, you are just fucking awesome. *tear*

Posted by: DeistBrawler at October 14, 2009 9:12 PM

Logar,

They were going to do a sequel to that movie, but the midget with the whip and pies died and no one felt like they could make a real sequel without him.

This is a major chick flick that is trying to seduce guys into watching it by talking about lesbians and strippers and the mile high club. But it's a schlub in freak's clothing, I bet there are more scenes with the dumpy daughter than the Chriqui, who is damn near perfection.

I feel tricked, hoodwinked, bamboozled. And I bet I'll see it on DVD.

Posted by: Rubble44 at October 14, 2009 9:22 PM

SAMUEL L. BRONKOWITZ PRESENTS!

Posted by: Jay at October 14, 2009 9:26 PM

Connie Britton is seriously underrated in terms of hotness. Total girl-crush on Spin City.

Posted by: kristin at October 14, 2009 10:44 PM

Connie Britton is what? I Googled and the girl looks rode hard and put up wet.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at October 14, 2009 11:12 PM

Connie Britton.
Carla Gugino.
Me.
Spin/Sin City/Friday Night Fantasy League Dream Matchup.
Tito?
Hand me a tissue.

Posted by: Spender at October 14, 2009 11:23 PM

Google not but do enjoy her true hotness in person or on film. Connie Britton is a goddess.

Posted by: Spender at October 14, 2009 11:33 PM

This looks like a lifetime movie that I would totally watch hungover on a Saturday afternoon.

Posted by: ami at October 14, 2009 11:37 PM

I think Gugino is incredibly sexy in an interesting and classy way, but Jay is right, chica should not be blonde; I thought the header was Lindsey Lohan. When your hair color, posture and dress make you resemble Lindsey Lohan, it's time for a new look.

Posted by: Christina at October 15, 2009 2:04 AM

I would switch for Connie Britton or Adrianne Palicki.
That is all.

Posted by: Tarn at October 15, 2009 6:10 AM

Gugino is striking as a brunette, so add me to those who don't understand why they would make her a blond. It makes her look totally washed out and generic.

Do people really have sex in germ-laden airplane bathrooms the size of half a phone booth? 'Cause you hear about it all the time, and every time I'm in one I look around and try to understand how 1)it's physically possible, and 2)mentally possible to forget the main function of said bathroom (for large groups of strangers, some with questionable hygiene habits, to defecate and urinate in) while you try to get your freak on.

In short--GROSS.

Posted by: DeadBessie at October 15, 2009 8:32 AM

NINA MEYERS! SHIT, IT'S NINA MEYERS! SHOOT HER IN THE HEAD, JACK! SHOOTHERSHOOTHERSHOOTHERSHOOTHERSHOOTHERSHOOTHERSHOOTHERSHOOTHER!

(Sorry...reflex. You think that's bad, you should have saw me when I was forced to see Twilight in theaters. It was a bitch to pay for the bullet holes in the screen, the therapy bills for the little sparkletards, and I'm not allowed to handle even a squirt gun when I'm within ten feet of the theater.)

As for the trailer...eh. Another dopey melodrama of hot women pretending to be forgotten and ignored by men, followed by a rousing denouement that shows them as radically empowered women (and ten bucks says a Sarah Mclachlan song plays over the birth). Sorry, but I think I'll pass. If I want female empowerment, I'll torrent "Where the Boys Aren't 15" and screen it as a triple feature with Death Proof and Sin City.

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at October 15, 2009 9:40 AM

@ Jay: Needs more Big Jim Slade.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at October 15, 2009 10:01 AM

It has some of my favorite eye-candy, but all I can draw up is a solid "meh."

Posted by: Doric at October 15, 2009 10:20 AM

Cleavage, cleavage, thighs and hips
From the nape of her neck to the lipstick lips
Chopped and channeled and lowered and lewd
And the cheater slicks and baby moons
She's a-hot and ready, creamy and sugared
And the band is awful and so are the tunes
-- Tom Waits

The movie ain't looking so good either.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 15, 2009 10:38 AM





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