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By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (22)



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Full fifty percent of all English lit majors went through, at some point in college (usually freshman year) a Beatnik phase. Nobody actually likes the Beats, mind you. But, when you’re 19, it’s the cool thing to do. So you pick up On the Road and Howl and Naked Lunch, and you take them with you so that others can espy you carrying them. Occasionally, you’ll thumb through a copy, scanning the words, tittering at the curses. None of it actually makes sense, mind you. It was all incoherent garbage — poems about assholes and heroin and little bugs that fuck you.

Eventually, you’ll grow out of the phase, begin to appreciate well-constructed prose with coherent meaning, maybe switch your major to political science for a year before deciding to go to law school. You can also stop wearing combat boots with shorts. It’s uncomfortable. And you know what else? It’s OK to appreciate and even date women who shower occasionally. But keep those books on your bookshelf to serve as a reminder of the period in your life when you tried to be something you weren’t. Honestly, liking Burroughs and Bukowski and Ginsberg isn’t really cool, unless you live in the 1960s and your whacked out on heroin.

Shit, I’m describing myself again.

Anyway, there’s a documentary coming out about William S. Burroughs, who actually was an interesting guy, even if his poetry was jumbled rubbish (also: Naked Lunch was horrible, both the book and the movie). It doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate and respect the author for his accomplished life and the way he pushed the boundaries of the First Amendment, although that whole shot his wife thing is not so cool when you’re 30; it’s kind of fucked up, in fact. Actually, when you consider it, that whole activist generation had some problems with women. See also: Jerry Rubin.

But that’s another subject. Here’s the trailer for William S. Burroughs: A Man Within, which features some pretty cool people, like Peter Weller, John Waters, and David Cronenberg (also note: It’s OK to admit you really didn’t care for early Cronenberg, or Crash or eXistence. It doesn’t make you an uncool person). It’s a documentary about a creepy old man who really liked guns.










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Comments

Full fifty percent of all English lit majors went through, at some point in college (usually freshman year) a Beatnik phase.

Not I...thank god.

Posted by: Deistbrawler at August 26, 2009 7:39 PM

" See also: Jerry Rubin"

Did you mean Ira Einhorn? Just curious, what did Rubin do?

Posted by: elsie at August 26, 2009 7:45 PM

does early Cronenberg include Scanners? Or is this even earlier than that? Because Scanners totally rocks.

Posted by: kyle at August 26, 2009 7:46 PM

Full fifty percent of all English lit majors went through, at some point in college (usually freshman year) a Beatnik phase.

oi! guilty as charged.

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2009 7:48 PM

I knew nothing of Burroughs until this entry and a 5-minute scan of his Wikipedia page.

Holy crap, old man was messed up.

Posted by: Amanda at August 26, 2009 7:51 PM

"also: Naked Lunch was horrible, both the book and the movie"

Yes yes YES. Only movie that has ever made me physically ill. I literally ran from the room during the birdcage scene.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 26, 2009 7:55 PM

Um, I liked Naked Lunch.

Posted by: Cindy at August 26, 2009 8:54 PM

I've never read Burroughs, and I still don't feel like doing so, but reading Bukowski was worth the time and still is.

Oh, that Cronenberg - what was that Jeremy Irons movie? Dead Ringers, I think? WHOOO that was bad. Liked The Fly a lot, tho.

Posted by: Chickaboom at August 26, 2009 9:21 PM

You're entitled to your opinion; but Naked Lunch Is great. It may be the only "beat" literature worth carrying with us into the 21st Century. (The movie's not bad either.)

The shot-his-wife thing: That was an accident. It was a stupid, drunken/fucked-up accident, but he did it without malice.

If any of you are not familiar with Burroughs, go to YouTube and look up "Thanksgiving Prayer" and/or "The Junky's Christmas."

I normally respect Dustin's opinions, and like I said, he's entitled to them; but this offhand dismissal of William Burroughs is a kick to my teeth. That man was brave in an age when the issues he was brave and open about carried genuine risks to life, limb and liberty.

Posted by: Jerce at August 26, 2009 9:34 PM

I've never read any of his books; I just cannot watch that movie. I wasn't dismissing his impact on literature, FWIW.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 26, 2009 9:42 PM

Thank goodness, Jerce. I couldn't believe I was the only one who enjoyed the book.

Posted by: Cindy at August 26, 2009 11:01 PM

Yea, a lot of people hate the whole flow of conciousness thing. Reminds me of the type who prefer Bruce Springsteen lyrics over Bob Dylan's.

Posted by: Fishboy at August 27, 2009 1:50 AM

Yech. I guess I'm biased because I quite like the beats, but this article came across as pretty obnoxiously holier than thou. It felt as though you were saying that yeah, we all thought the beats were cool, before we got lives and stopped being idiots or something.

I will always have a soft spot for the beats and I will never feel guilty or stupid for it. They wrote some pretty great stuff, and they influenced countless artists and writers. Even though their personal lives were fucked up beyond belief, this was, as Jerce said, way too dismissive for my taste.

Posted by: Marcela at August 27, 2009 5:03 AM


Naked Lunch the movie absolutely KILLED any chances I had with this one girl. In retrospect, possibly the worst date movie ever.


Ever since then I've borne an unreasoning resentment towards Burroughs. The only thing I grudgingly acknowledge is that he lent his title to the film Blade Runner.

Granted, my dead sex life wasn't really his concern.

Posted by: karstark at August 27, 2009 9:14 AM


Naked Lunch the movie absolutely KILLED any chances I had with this one girl. In retrospect, possibly the worst date movie ever.


Ever since then I've borne an unreasoning resentment towards Burroughs. The only thing I grudgingly acknowledge is that he lent his title to the film Blade Runner.

Granted, my dead sex life wasn't really his concern.

Posted by: karstark at August 27, 2009 9:17 AM

Sorry. Hinky internet. But I stand by my statement, even though I posted it twice! =)

Posted by: karstark at August 27, 2009 9:26 AM

Cities of the Red Night, Place of Dead Roads, and The Western Lands are three of the greatest literary works of the latter half of the 20th century. In those books Burroughs emerged as the Mark Twain of the post-nuclear/late-capitalist age.

The writer of this article needs to pull his head out of his arse and realize that not everyone is/was as shallow and clueless as he is.

Posted by: Lemmy at August 27, 2009 11:14 AM

Gotta stand with Jerce and Marcela on this one.Beat literature (and yes, it is literature)walked down the hallway through the door opened by Joyce and if you're going to start in on James Joyce for being incoherent garbage you'll be treading on some might thin ice.Naked Lunch is a masterpiece, maybe you should actually read it some time instead of leaving it on your bookshelf as some badge of former hipster doofus cooldom.

Posted by: Brite at August 27, 2009 3:51 PM

Loving Burroughs is not an attempt to be cool, but dismissing him in such a ridiculous way sure seems like one. "Naked Lunch" is a scary, hilarious masterpiece and that book barely scratches the surface of his work. This article sounds like it was written by someone who had just seen "Naked Lunch" (which is not a great film and barely based on the book) and is trying to sound hip and intelligent by dismissing brilliant, heralded writers whose impact and influence will remain long after we're dead.

To call his prose a "jumbled mess" is moronically shallow and off the mark. The man broke down language in incredible ways, pushed it far into areas of consciousness that were nearly impossible to explore with the limitedness of human language. Why do negative creep bloggers feel the need to denigrate actual writers like Burroughs and Bukowksi (who is not even part of the beat generation), men with balls and soul? It comes off as if you're trying to out-hip people who think they're hip for knowing Burroughs. It does not come across an honest opinion. Oh well.

Posted by: drungen at August 27, 2009 5:10 PM

I started reading Burroughs when I was 14 and haven't stopped 37 years later. That's me, and others can enjoy it or not, but to dismiss the man and his work is unacceptable. That's like not having an opinion about the giant centipede that's eating your mom. Like it or not it can't be dismissed...

Jerce nails it too when he talks about Burroughs personal bravery. Burroughs was a real drug addict when it meant something, when being an addict was a commitment and nobody was going to applaud because you decided to try rehab. Ditto the gay...

Interestingly, your best reviews share a loathing of falsehoods, pandering and dishonesty (in film) with Burroughs. Naked Lunch means the lunch is naked - we all see what we consume and no one can fool themselves into thinking that it is something other than what it really is.

Listen, really listen to some of the Burroughs tracks out there - the man was truly brilliant and wildly, laugh out loud funny too. Dustin, I love you man and I have many great movie experiences to thank you for, but you are wrong on this one.

Plus you wrote "your" when you meant "you're". Uncool.

Posted by: amobogio at August 27, 2009 9:38 PM

I hate the fucking grammer nazis on this page. They are more pretentious than Perez Hilton is a douche.

I actually did not fit into this cat. U of M has a horrible eng. lit. program .

Posted by: gilp at August 29, 2009 6:55 AM

Naked Lunch was horrible? Strange? Indeed. Experimental? Sure. Not suitable for the majority of the audience? Perhaps. But i sure know that i loved every minute of it.

Posted by: Arthur Dent at August 29, 2009 6:56 PM

















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