Why Do Movie Scientists Keep Doing Research in Antarctica? "Helix" Teaser
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Why Do Movie Scientists Keep Doing Research in Antarctica? "Helix" Teaser

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Trailers | April 17, 2013 | Comments ()


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Seriously, has any group of scientists in a movie ever been happy that they went and did research in Antarctica? No. They all come home in bodybags, if they come home at all. And they probably don't, because usually the loneliest continent is reserved for those things that eat your corpse, and then maybe dress up as it afterwards.

Here's the first teaser for Ron Moore's new series "Helix" which is notable because he's Ron Fucking Moore, and he's earned enough credibility with me that I'd watch him read the phone book if it was aired on SyFy. And I would enjoy it because I would spend endless hours on blogs trying to decipher what the code was in his cadence that would reveal the next level of secrets.

I might have a problem.

Ooh! Black slime and "the truth will spread"! This is an "X-Files" reboot isn't it?

I can't wait to find out which characters are secretly sexy apocalypse robots. Because Ron Moore always has secret sexy apocalypse robots.





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