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What's Your Number Trailer: Another Demonstration of the Power of Romantic Comedies to Suck All of the Talent Out of Their Casts

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | April 27, 2011 | Comments ()


Look at all these people that we (mostly) like contained herein: Chris Pratt, Aziz Ansari, Thomas Lennon, Joel McHale, Zachary Quinto, Andy Samberg, Anthony Mackie, and Eliza Coupe.

And it still looks like a smashed turd clinging to the bottom of a shit-boot. Talent clearly means diddly-peep when it's confined by the parameters of a shitty romantic comedy. Wanna hear the premise? Or would you like to shoot yourself in the head first? It's about a woman who hears an old wives' tale that, if you date 20 men and still aren't married, you'll never get married. So, Farris -- who has apparently already hit her number -- has to go back and track down all those men to find a suitable husband. Chris Evans helps her in this endeavor.

Who will she ever end up with?

What's Your Number? comes from television director Mark Mylod, who I hope chokes to death on a Skittle. Choke on the rainbow, asshole.





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