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We've Entered Phase Two of Reese Witherspoon's Public Image Resuscitation

By Vivian Kane | Trailers | July 10, 2014 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Trailers | July 10, 2014 |




Reese Witherspoon’s new movie Wild is about a recovering heroin addict who sets off on a 1,000 mile journey to cleanse herself of feelings and hike the pain away. It’s based on a true story, and it looks like Eat, Pray Love, but with more heroin. It’s like Heroin, Sex, Hiking. Except that that title makes it sound like something I want to see.

Note the lack of makeup because SHE’S JUST LIKE US. She’s not some jackhole who shouts “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM” at cops and Regina Georges elevators full of celebrities! She’ so REEEEAAAAAL!


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