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Well That Misses the Point: Human Centipede 2 Full Trailer

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (17)



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The full trailer for Human Centipede 2 just rolled out, and it amazing how much it resembles a train wreck without actually showing a train. That’s art right there. You all know the basics by this point. The original film (it sounds awfully generous to use that noun, but such are the limits of our tongue) gives us a Mengele stand-in doctor who has the bright idea of stitching together three poor individuals into a three segment human centipede. It was not a good movie, but it was a captivating one from a certain point of view. The concept sticks in your head and horrifies you far more than anything that actually was on the screen.

The second film has been purported to involve a dozen poor victims, and the makers of gleefully bragged about how much more over the top it will be, and almost stroked out in excitement when the UK Film Board wouldn’t allow its distribution. You just can’t buy publicity like that.

Here’s the trailer though, and see if you can identify exactly how it gets everything wrong that marginally worked in the original:

Yes, they’ve decided to make a meta film. Instead of being about a doctor performing sadistic experiments, it’s just some crazy guy who saw the film and snaps. Not to be pretentious, but a crowbar and some duct tape cannot create a human centipede. The original’s sole strength was in the pseudo-plausibility, the way a nightmare infects your subconscious by fuzzing over the details and focusing on the broad brush strokes of a mind-scalding situation. This? It’s just an excuse to plaster as much depravity on the screen as director Tom Six has the budget for, with no apparent consciousness of what was compelling at all about the original.









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Comments

but a crowbar and some duct tape cannot create a human centipede

Splitting hairs, I know, but he actually uses a staple gun for the stitches. The duct tape is to stop them from bleeding out and running away after getting bludgeoned with a crowbar.

And the film is splitting critics right down the middle right now. There are horror fans who have been absolutely offended and more mainstream critics who were shocked there was any merit at all in the film. Most reviews commend Tom Sixx on actually knowing how to build tension in a horror film and creating a more compelling villain for the sequel.

Posted by: Robert at September 27, 2011 10:22 AM

"without actually showing a train"

i see what you did there.

Posted by: gp at September 27, 2011 10:30 AM

What the fuck are these people doing? This film had the potential to be something great. This franchise could have made enough money to choke a whale. Now the whole concept is ruined. Six months from now you’ll be able to pick this up at walmart in the five dollar bin. Good bye centipede, we hardly knew you.

Posted by: Pookie at September 27, 2011 10:48 AM

Header pic is a little bit what I look like every Friday around 4:55pm

Posted by: zeke the pig at September 27, 2011 10:51 AM

Didn't the first one do, like, $200,000 box office? How does a sequel get paid for?

Posted by: , at September 27, 2011 11:00 AM

I can't even bring myself to click it!

Posted by: Bollix at September 27, 2011 11:03 AM

If you have a bondage fetish, you might like this *eyeroll*

Posted by: Mr. Stitch at September 27, 2011 11:12 AM


The question isn't how one person can come up with something that a few decades ago would be grounds for mandatory institutionalization with regular shock treatments, because any one person can come up with a batshit mad idea. The real question is how did he ever rope other people into either participating or investing money into such an endeavor without ever uttering the line "...The Aristocrats!"

Posted by: bleujayone at September 27, 2011 11:25 AM

After reading the reviews on Pajiba, reading the synopsis, seeing pictures of the original film I could not sit through it. Not because of the gross factor, it was the girls in the beginning. They were so incredibly stupid. I know they had to be in order to get the story rolling but these bimbos made me sad for the female species everywhere. If you are going to be driving anywhere, especially in a foreign country, please know how to change a tire.

Posted by: daria at September 27, 2011 12:17 PM

Not to be pretentious, but a crowbar and some duct tape cannot create a human centipede.

I find this remark pretentious.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 27, 2011 12:48 PM

There was something compelling about the original?

Posted by: DeistBrawler at September 27, 2011 1:32 PM

i don't know. i get the feeling this movie was made specifically with us internet comment whores in mind.

i can remember when the first centipede came out, there was outcry on how boring and tame the actual film was. so i think Tom Six wanted to give us what we were all yelling about, while hoping we asks ourselves, what the fuck is wrong with us.

the meta idea is kind of cool. i just don't think i could sit through all that torture.

Posted by: Brian at September 27, 2011 1:34 PM

I'm not going to even watch it. Fuck Tom Six and his shitty *ahem* films.

Posted by: krza at September 27, 2011 3:19 PM

Header pic is a little bit what I look like every Friday around 4:55pm

Posted by: zeke the pig at September 27, 2011 10:51 AM

You have my deepest sympathies.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at September 28, 2011 6:28 AM

I love how the doc gives a long winded explanation for the son's increasingly disturbing behavior, and then adds, "I'm sure it's nothing to worry about."

Also--"centipedes are extremely aggressive creatures"? Really? In my experience their aggression consists of running for cover when I turn on the lights, and maybe some spastic leg wiggling if I don't kill them completely with one whack of my shoe. The human ones just crawl around awkwardly while giving muffled cries.

I can't believe they're trying to make this serious. Although I'm not sure how else you'd make a sequel--some other nutbag doctor decides to connect more people via their digestive tracks? I don't know why I couldn't get past the ridiculousness of that idea when I can accept ghosts, aliens and reanimated corpses.

Posted by: DeadBessie at September 28, 2011 12:55 PM

Nihilistic, post-modern garbage disguised as "art". IFC Films has absolutely no credibility anymore.

Posted by: Indrid Kalte at September 28, 2011 6:21 PM

Why the black & white? I will say the villain here is suitably creepy.

Posted by: stryker1121 at September 28, 2011 7:15 PM