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Welcome To The Trailer Park: Robin Wright And Naomi Watts Are MILFS In Two Mothers And You Stopped Reading, Didn't You?

By Jodi Clager | Trailers | February 15, 2013 | Comments ()


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Yes, Naomi Watts and Robin Wright play moms that bone each other's sons. They don't live in a trailer park. That was just a play on the fact that I have a plethora of trailers for you today, dolls. Anyway, Watts and Wright are longtime friends living next to each other on an Australian beach. They get lonely and decide to seek some solace, and wang, from the young men they've probably known since babies. Ew. At least they are the sons of their best friend and they are both doing the same thing. I guess?

The next trailer does not feature son-swapping. The Company You Keep is a political thriller starring, and directed by, Robert Redford. Do you remember that episode of "The Simpsons" where Homer's mom came back to Springfield and we find out she was a member of a radical movement that crossed Mr. Burns? And she fled town to keep Homer safe? Then she returns to town and Mr. Burns brings her past up again? That's what The Company You Keep sounds like to me, except Susan Sarandon's character gets caught, Redford goes on the run from his past, and Shia LeBeouf, in a pair of stupid glasses, plays a reporter covering the story.

Let's bring the intrigue down a notch or fourteen and move on to The Host. If you've avoided any information about the movie, then you didn't read my post yesterday and you have hurt my feelings. GOOD DAY TO YOU. If you did read my post, I think you look terrific and like maybe you got lots of great sleep last night.

The Host has aliens called Souls placing themselves in human bodies. They push out the human host's consciousness, I guess you could say, in a bid to bring overtake the human race. Melanie Stryder (Saoirse Ronan) refuses to let herself be crushed by the alien invader and fights back. With her consciousness. Not her fists. Also, two boys like her and they are, like, SO CUTE OMG. One loves Melanie and the other is falling in love with the Soul that is crashing in her body. HOW WILL IT EVER WORK OUT?!?!?

Finally, David Cross and Amber Tamblyn Julia Stiles play a new couple that head to a couples brunch. People start to get weird, bitching about various things, when catastrophe strikes! I like to think that a bunch of studios seriously thought that the world would be ending on December 21, 2012 and greenlit a bunch of "end of the world" themed movies. Then the world didn't end and they were all right f*cked and had to finish making and then release all of them.







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  • Strand

    Jesus Christ, is Julia Stiles at that point in her career? Kat Stratford is still fresh on my brain, sure I watch it every year but still...

  • Sars

    I remember the character from Host being around 30- married with one kid... maybe I'm confusing it with Handmaid's Tale; ( my brain probably refused to let the horrible Meyer story sink in) -- anyway I think the character is supposed to be way older than portrayed here... she certainly is NOT a teenager.

  • Glory

    She starts of around 16-17 when she meets boy # 1 but then i think it jumps ahead and she is early 20's? I read a couple of chapters and that was it.

    Offred from the Handmaidens Tale is who you're thinking of - love that book!

  • Lauren_Lauren

    I'm looking forward to Stephenie Meyers' new book, "Speshul Snowflake".

  • Pinky McLadybits

    "Awkward Yet Beautiful Girl With Tits That Leak Beer"

  • kali yuga

    How could they make that movie and not title it "Motherfuckers"?

  • melissa82

    All of my favorite comments are right here, it's so convenient. I wanted to comment HUZZAH! on every single thread....y'all are funny.

  • ZyGGy

    It's A Disaster is actually pretty funny. I saw it a couple weeks ago and enjoyed it.

  • Naomi is gorgeous. Redford is tired, egotistical, and pedestrian. Look out Pee Paw, you're gonna break a hip running from the law.

  • BWeaves

    I refuse to watch a Robert Redford movie. Every one I've ever watched has been BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING.

    The Host looks sparkly in all the wrong ways. Ew.

    It's a Disaster looks annoying.

    I can't tell the two mothers apart, but I'd kill to look like either of them.

  • Alex00

    You thought The Sting was boring?

    I do not envy you, sir.

  • BWeaves

    I'm talking about Robert Redford movies, not movies he was in.

    The Natural (snore)

    The Milagro Beanfield War (snore)

    etc. etc. etc.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Even Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?

  • BWeaves

    I'm talking about Robert Redford movies, not movies he was in.

    The Natural (snore)

    The Milagro Beanfield War (snore)

    etc. etc.

  • Kballs

    I can't shake the idea that Robin still has that sweaty cigarette smell lingering from her fuckwad ex-husband.

    Naomi, on the other hand, is delightful.

  • lowercase_ryan

    There needs to be a snarky younger brother, maybe a ginger, who tries to piss everyone else off by calling the other guys motherfuckers all the time.

  • kirivinokur

    Seth Green in "Can't Buy Me Love"? Can he do an Aussie accent?

  • lowercase_ryan

    That is EXACTLY what I was picturing!

  • kirivinokur

    Makes me think of Watts and Wright performing the African Anteater ritual dance.

  • toblerone

    Watts easily wins over Penn in a "Milf" contest.

    I've loved her since Filrting....

  • Erin S

    So does "Mother Lov-" I mean, "Two Mothers" count as an SNL spinoff movie?

  • In related news, Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg are producing the soundtrack for Two Mothers.

  • lowercase_ryan

    It's a disaster looks very promising.

    I just sent my mom an email saying her friends really let me down.

  • kirivinokur

    I need to be Watts's or Wright's son it doesn't matter which either one will do who cares about society make it happen RIGHT NOW!

  • Anna von Beav

    I need to be Watts or Wright it doesn't matter which either one
    will do who cares about society make it happen RIGHT NOW!

  • BWeaves

    Can I just jump into the middle of a 5-some? I promise I won't get in the way.

  • kirivinokur

    You can stand to the side with a pitcher of water and some glasses should they be needed. Hydration's very important.

  • Yes, but have you produced a gorgeous and willing 20 year old son for another deserving lady? If not, well, you can't make a withdrawal if you don't make a deposit.

  • Kballs

    Adoption!

  • I knew that newborn birth announcement of the 13 year old adopted kid was creepy, and now I know why.

  • Kballs

    He'll be on the trading block in 7 years . . .

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