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January 22, 2009 |

By TK Burton | Trailers | January 22, 2009 |




(wipes tears from eyes)

Whew! Holy fuckin’ shit, this is the worst trailer I’ve seen in a looooong time, and I just watched the trailer for She’s Just Not That Into You (seriously, what the FUCK, Jennifer Connelly?). No, seriously though. Watch this trailer for The Way of War. It has Cuba Gooding, Jr. playing Steven Segal. Or some shit, I don’t know. I looks like the kids up the street from my house smoked a bunch of crack, then dressed up a hobo and gave him a plastic toy gun. And the voiceover is… priceless. If it were self-aware, it would achieve true comic nirvana. Alas, I believe this movie actually takes itself seriously.

Can you fucking believe this clown won an Oscar? Despite going full retard?

I Know It's Hard To Believe, But This Looks Better Than Boat Trip

Prepare For Glory / TK

Trailers | January 22, 2009 |

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