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Water for Elephants Trailer, with YouTube Comments Section Commentary

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (28)

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Finally, the trailer! I LOVED the book & can’t wait for the movie! (hoping it’ll do justice to the lovely story) And, woohoo, music by James Newton Howard! Yay! Needless to say, btw, Rob looks amazing. Twilight is where he became extremely famous and of course will always be one of my favorites with him, but with Remember Me & now this movie, it will show all the haters that Rob IS an AMAZING actor and CAN play any role!!!! This movie’s gna b awesum!!!!!! i love rob!!! I feel so proud of my Rob <3. This will be one of THE movies of 2011 for sure!! Rob is much more than a pretty face! I hope people will leave prejudices about Rob behind and go see the movie once it comes out! There must be a reason if they chose Rob to act next to 2 Oscar winners ;) I just love Robert Pattinson! Fall in love with him during twilight but he is more than just Edward Cullen!! He’s amazing! and gorgeous too!! I’m literally crying. Everything is perfect. Exactly how I thought it would look. This movie is going to be FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!

JUST PERFECT !!!! ♥










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Comments

This post deserves a "first!"

Posted by: ShagEaredVillain at December 16, 2010 9:39 AM

Well, props for consistency - creepy-looking paramour with tendency to peeping-tom his love interest? CHECK.

Unless that shit is mandated by his agent...

Posted by: malikvlc at December 16, 2010 9:46 AM

I'm tempted by the presence of Christoph Waltz. Also, this makes me want to finally read the book. Not cause of RPattz, but because the story itself seems more interesting with some visual stimuli. I've thought about picking it up a number of times and just haven't. Think I might. Y'know, instead of seeing this.

Posted by: KatSings at December 16, 2010 9:50 AM

The book's pretty good, read it a couple months ago. Reese looks fine.

Sold.

Posted by: , at December 16, 2010 10:00 AM

OMG! OMG! Ur So r8!

Posted by: Magiel at December 16, 2010 10:04 AM

i h8 u.

Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at December 16, 2010 10:07 AM

As someone who enjoyed the book, I wish that Twilight was only getting released now, so that the big teen heart throb actor who would be playing the lead in this would be Effron. What with him, you know, actually having any acting capabilities.

Posted by: Nonanonymous at December 16, 2010 10:13 AM

It doesn't take a genius to figure out the REAL plot of this movie. Let's take a look at a few key scenes:

1st Scene: Pattinson's face appears to be ravaged by Bell's Palsy as he gazes upon the carnival train. This means he's a disfigured freak that no human could ever love.

2nd Scene: He lovingly strokes the elephant's trunk as the woman watches in horror. Has he found his soulmate?

3rd Scene: The woman tries to seduce him on a bet by dancing with him in a dense crowd of people but is overcome by the stench of elephant jizz splattered across his face and falls into a semi-conscious stupor upon his shoulder.

4th Scene: The Nazi wants to bash the Freak's head in but gets distracted by a crowd of gypsies and cripples buying tickets to the clown show.

5th Scene: Pattinson and his lover have a big fight, forcing the lover into a desitute existence of exposing his giant elephant penis to crowds of strangers. Those who don't see it in person are given pictures to gaze upon in their free time.

Final Scene: Pattinson makes a final, desperate lunge for human love by convincing the woman to have a three-way with him and the elephant by sexy firelight. Will he succeed? I guess that's why we buy the tickets, eh?

Posted by: Kballs at December 16, 2010 10:13 AM

Willing to see it when it's available on Netflix DVD or streaming. Liked the book, but wouldn't trip over myself to see this movie. The chemistry between Edward Twilight & Intolerable Blonde just doesn't jive some how.

Posted by: IneptFake at December 16, 2010 10:29 AM

Starring:
Academy Award Winner-Reese Witherspoon
Academy Award Winner-Christoph Waltz
and Robert Pattinson as Furniture set piece# B137A41.

Posted by: Paultera at December 16, 2010 10:34 AM

Haha UR so cute, I would totally bang u girl- Power48Dude

It's a dude you homo - FrankenRLStein

GAY - Twiharder111

SOZ Lol. I ment to say that 2 PrettyGurlX. Shes so sexy Id stick my dick in her... and SHED LOVE IT- Power48Dude

Why dus Rob get all this love but no black actors? Not rippin on him but its a fact - FearTheReaper

Blaks cant act LOL - WiteP{}wer

U no PrettyGurl's only 13 rite? - DieLucasDie

Haha I d flip her up and do her two ways - MetaTRON

If theres grass... - CoolDude

Your all fucken perverts. You shuld be ashamed, yeah? - BrownCoat

Why u mad? - CoolDude

WiteGay Theres no place for racism you fucken neantherdal. Get back to the PAST - MetaTRON

FUCK OFF. Peedo liberal - Power48Dude

Doesn't anyone have anything to say about the film? - RobFanFREVA

Why's homophobia ok if racism isnt, MetaTRON? Go join WiteBreeder in the 1950s - Outandproud

I hate how you cant even mention a film with a white guy in b4 the victim fetish libturds start whining. Reverse racists. - SmartGuy

Thanks guys, you make me look smart - BigTodd

Posted by: Ender at December 16, 2010 10:44 AM

FrankenRLStein and Twiharder111 carried on being homophobic until they couldn't maintain the facade any longer... they're still together 10 years later.

Power48Dude kept on thinking it was funny to perve on young girls 'because they chose to put that video where I could see it', until he was caught wanking outside a playground. He did six years inside, reformed and since 2008 has worked with teenage boys to change fratboy culture.

WiteP[]wer was Obama, trolling.

MetaTRONs comment breached the terms of his parole. He died in prison, but he got a lot of shags before being shived. Not ones he would have chosen.

CoolDude finally came to terms with the fact that he wasn't cool, and that everyone knew it. He couldn't handle it and shot himself.

The rest were just your average Youtube commenters, with half the intelligence of Pond scum and the morals of Roman Polanski. They probably all came to sticky ends.

Posted by: Ender at December 16, 2010 10:55 AM

How very Benjamin Buttonesque!

Posted by: THE Sofía at December 16, 2010 11:28 AM

Thanks guys, you make me look smart - BigTodd
Posted by: Ender at December 16, 2010 10:44 AM

Ender wins the internets 4EVA.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at December 16, 2010 11:56 AM

! (!)

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at December 16, 2010 12:18 PM

Mark Brendanawicz?!

Yes! That was Mark Brendanawicz!

Too bad there was only .4 seconds of him while remaining time was spent trying to convince me that Reese Witherspoon is the most beautiful woman alive. Please give up already, I'm never going to believe it.

Also, I really do love Christoph Waltz in the one movie, 2 interviews, and 4 trailers I've seen him in. But can someone please cast him in a film where he DOESN'T play the antagonist before he gets Mark Strong-ed into playing progressively crappier villains in progressively shittier movies*?


* With the exception of Kick-Ass.

Posted by: penelope at December 16, 2010 1:33 PM

Fuck you haters The Patt cleans up really nice. And this movie looks like Me and Orson Wells plus elephants minus Zac Effron.

Posted by: Not Me at December 16, 2010 1:44 PM

Welles* hmm

Posted by: Not Me at December 16, 2010 1:45 PM

I thought the book was a pretty standard (boring) tale of a guy who falls in obsessive love with a mysterious/tragic woman for no discernable reason other than that she's mysterious/tragic. I actually enjoyed the surrounding story of the older version of the character far more than the main story.

I'm glad Efron didn't get stuck with this role and I'm sure Pattinson will be fine. The creepy stalker love interest is totally in his wheelhouse.

Posted by: Abby at December 16, 2010 3:14 PM

... This is you being snarky, right?

Posted by: noonoo at December 16, 2010 3:16 PM

It's nice to know Dustin's vagina hasn't closed up since he and ReyRey broke up.

I sometimes wonder if Dustin isn't Scarjo in mandrag.

Posted by: BWeaves at December 16, 2010 3:53 PM

I absolutely loved this book. I read two years ago and I remember reading it super quickly.

I'll probably see this but not in the theatres. It looks pretty true to the book from the look of this trailer.

Posted by: grace b at December 16, 2010 5:53 PM

This book was utter garbage. A crap romance novel played out on a unique setting, as though a cool setting were enough to elevate it. This went in the trashbin right next to Time Traveler's Wife.

Posted by: Lindsay at December 16, 2010 11:37 PM

Yeah, the book was slightly entertaining, but very predictable. I am sure the elephant will steal the show.

Posted by: MRod at December 17, 2010 10:11 AM

Why are people complaining about types of movies and books they don't like in the first place? Why did you even read a book you knew you wouldn't like? I know this place is/was billed as bitchy and scathing, but unless you were required to review the movie or the book, spare yourself. Find a better use of your time than kvetching about something you knew you wouldn't like in the first place. At least criticize intelligently.

Posted by: kx2 at December 17, 2010 1:53 PM

To me, it sound like Nick Cave and Warren Ellis,
but hell, I might be wrong. And Edo looks like
handicapted brother of Brendan Fraser. It will
be awesum!!!

Posted by: vladder at December 17, 2010 7:52 PM

I have to say, this actually exceeds my expectations for what I thought the adaptation of the book would look like. It looks like there's some pretty interesting visual stuff going on, and dammit I love Reese Witherspoon. Chistopher Waltz isn't hurting the movie's case, either.

Posted by: Even Stevens at December 18, 2010 1:38 AM

Christoph Waltz and the elephants will be the only reason to see this since they should've cast Rachel McAdams & James McAvoy instead.

Posted by: Snrub at December 19, 2010 1:53 PM