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Watching the Marmaduke Trailer Feels a Lot Like Having a Shampoo Bottle Shoved Halfway Up Your Ass

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | March 26, 2010 |

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | March 26, 2010 |


I'm sorry. I have no idea what's going on in this trailer. I blacked out right after I recognized Lee Pace and Judy Greer in a talking animal movie. When I woke up, I was naked lying under the cold spray of my shower and I had scratch marks across my chest and a shampoo bottle shoved halfway up my ass.


I've got the world's most powerful headache now, so I don't think I'll try watching it again. Why don't the rest of you give it a shot, and you can tell me what you think. I can tell you this much: The animals are voiced by George Lopez -- *lightheaded* -- Keifer Sutherland, Fergie, Emma Stone -- *woozy* -- Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Ron Perlman and ...

*thunk*




Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.



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