I’m posting the trailer for Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl after work hours (at least here on the East Coast), because it’s NSFW, unless you work in a Karo syrup factory, in which case this movie just paid for your salary. Holy Lord: I have never seen so much blood in such a short period of time, and my god, it is glorious. Geysers, sprays, gushes, leaks, and waterfalls of blood. Plus, split heads and facial skin being torn off as though by an apple peeler. And more severed limbs than you can shake an armless torso at.
It’s flat-fucking-out. It comes from Yoshihiro Nishimura, who did a make-up and special effects work on a ton of Japanese movies. And, that’s all I know. Except that I must see this movie. With Twizzlers and a Red Slushee.
Jesus, God that was a lot to take. Were we even supposed to be able to tell if there will be monsters or vampires in this movie? Or just a lot of poorly shot fake blood? Grand guignol theatre ain't got nothin...
Were we even supposed to be able to tell if there will be monsters or vampires in this movie?
Toph, yes, we were supposed to be able to tell. The crazy girl dancing under the sprinkler of blood with her mouth open was a vampire. The girl with the bitchin forearm and neck scars who spoke was a frankenstein.
Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2009 9:28 PM
Yowza...that's Dead Alive gory goodness!
Posted by: lex at April 21, 2009 9:40 PM
This is very unrealistic - everyone knows that high schools sponsor bulimia festivals, not wrist cutting rallies.
Posted by: Ariel at April 21, 2009 10:18 PM
I get the feeling that subtitles will not make this movie any clearer. Also, *this* is the kind of shit they need to make in 3D.
Posted by: Donut Plains at April 21, 2009 10:33 PM
Donut Plains, you have the best name ever. I want to be Chocolate Mountain now.
Subtitles could only make it even more majestically fucked up. I need to go wash my eyes, in pools of corn syrup and red dye.
Posted by: admin at April 21, 2009 10:39 PM
omg! is that eihi shiina? (the freaky chick from audition)
now i WON'T sleep tonight.
Posted by: gp at April 21, 2009 10:55 PM
Well...that was, um, something...
Posted by: The Pink Hulk at April 21, 2009 11:03 PM
They peeled a human face off the skull in the style of a Granny Smith apple. . .
Posted by: adam at April 22, 2009 12:09 AM
Holee Snappin' Arseholes! Ninja X-Acto Blades!
Although, this film will catch shit because there's smoking in it. (1:55)
Posted by: Odnon at April 22, 2009 12:16 AM
"All right, we'll call it a draw ..."
Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 22, 2009 12:32 AM
Wow...
We either dropped too many bombs, or not enough.
Posted by: canology at April 22, 2009 1:02 AM
I will own that on DVD. And see it if it comes to theaters. That flick looks like a cubic arseload of cheesy, gory good times.
Posted by: David at April 22, 2009 1:13 AM
Lucas, I was feeling nostalgic when I decided to de-lurk. Also, I finally fixed my damn SNES, which made me do the happy dance, which may or may not involve the gay-zombie version of the electric slide.
Posted by: Donut Plains at April 22, 2009 2:39 AM
Anyone notice the poster in the background that read "wrist cutting rally"? Now that's just great. I will be front row centre at this filme!
Posted by: popejenn at April 22, 2009 3:11 AM
God damn it Japan. Never change, you mad, glorious bastards.
Seriously, I'd move there if not for the creepy paedophile shit(I'm 22 but look fifteen, I'd fear for my...everything)
If this comes out any where near me, I'll see it just so I can scream laughter for two solid hours
Posted by: Nadine at April 22, 2009 5:16 AM
Dustin if you haven't done so yet then I highly recommend you also watch at least the trailers of Yoshihiro Nishimuras other films Tokyo Gore Police and Samurai Princess
also see here http://tinyurl.com/dbhwn3
Posted by: tris at April 22, 2009 7:47 AM
Fucking hell.
I need to find out who wins. My bet is on Vampire Girl. Vampires are way cooler than Frankenstein monsters.
This begs to be seen back to back with Machine Girl and a twelve pack.
Posted by: david at April 22, 2009 7:52 AM
Dear Japan,
What the fuck?
Signed,
-chenry
Posted by: chenry at April 22, 2009 8:55 AM
LOVE IT!
If this is anything close to 'Tokyo Gore Police' then I'm there.
There is something strangely erotic about beautiful women doing horrible horrible things.
Posted by: Coolwhip416 at April 22, 2009 12:02 PM
If my heart could make a movie, this is what it would make...
Posted by: Netraphim at April 22, 2009 3:00 PM
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Ah, god bless the Japanese.