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"V" First Eight Minutes / Steven Lloyd Wilson

Trailers | October 26, 2009 | Comments (22)


So in the eighties there was “V,” which was a two part mini-series. Then there was “V: The Final Battle,” which was a three part mini-series. Finally, just to make sure that there wasn’t any residual revenue to be squeezed out of the franchise, there was a single-season series entitled “V: The Series.” After twenty-five years, the franchise has showed up in the queue of corpses to be reanimated, which works for ABC since they don’t have any chins big enough to eat up a third of their prime time slate.

The first eight minutes of ABC’s remake of “V” went up online this weekend to start really pushing the November 3rd premiere of the new series, which will broadcast for four weeks during November sweeps and then go on hiatus until sometime in 2010.

Tremors ominously shaking coffee cups! Shadows groaning across the city as something huge passes overhead! Confused city dwellers flooding out of office buildings to look at the sky! Every channel the same chaotic news broadcast! The bottoms of the alien ships turning into the best HD big screens ever!

Well at least the last part is original.

I know it’s just the first eight minutes, so we don’t get any back story or real chance for characterization, so this is a really unfair judgment … but the characters seem designed for a bar joke instead of for characterization. So an FBI agent, a guy with an engagement ring, a reporter and a priest walk into an alien invasion: the Aristocrats!

I like the idea of a grandiose alien invasion story told from the points of view of so-called normal people, cutting out the spunky president, grumpy generals, and scientists with PhDs in technobabble from MIT (it’s always MIT, just like doctors always went to Harvard, Johns Hopkins, or both), but the proposition that three upper-middle-class Manhattanites and the guy that they confess to are a representative slice of “normal” Americans is vaguely hilarious and speaks unflatteringly of the perspective of those involved in the show’s production. Again, it’s just eight minutes, so I know I’m probably being unfairly critical, but that’s exactly what Al Gore invented the internet for.


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Comments

Whatever. It can't be worse than FlashForward so far.

Posted by: Kballs at October 26, 2009 9:18 AM

how in the hell did roy get up those non-handicap-accessible steps in his wheelchair? i mean, plot hole stepped in and i'm not even 2 sips into my morning coffee!!!
what's going to happen when i'm wide awake and paying attention?
thank someone inara's in this. with a dyke haircut.
otherwise, i may have to top off the tank tank.

Posted by: gp at October 26, 2009 9:47 AM

So an FBI agent, a guy with an engagement ring, a reporter and a priest walk into an alien invasion: the Aristocrats!

I love SLW this morning.

Posted by: Jerce at October 26, 2009 9:58 AM

Is it cliche? Yes. Does it have plot holes in the first eight minutes? Hell's yeah. Does gp enjoy berating small children until they cry and their parents call the po-po? Only on Sundays.

What I'm getting at is that it might look shitty but I'm still going to give it a try for nostalgia's sake.

Posted by: admin at October 26, 2009 9:59 AM

I wondered the same thing, gp. I also wondered how a gigantic-ass spaceship making all that racket managed to sneak up on the planet, past the Hubble and the other thousand telescopes and monitors pointed into space plus NORAD and all that ...

Wait ...

*slaps forehead*

Of course! It's a political allegory. This is what you get when you put Democrats in charge of the defense budget.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 26, 2009 10:10 AM

Hey, I'm just hoping this one has better hamster recipes.

Posted by: mrcreosote at October 26, 2009 10:22 AM

I also wondered how a gigantic-ass spaceship making all that racket managed to sneak up on the planet, past the Hubble and the other thousand telescopes and monitors pointed into space plus NORAD and all that ...

Er, September 11th conspiracy theory, anyone? Oh yes, that's me! NORAD didn't seem to be able to pull their heads out of their asses on that particular day. Never mind.

So, back to V. I'm a sucker for anything that has the hint of being good science fiction. And I can't be the only one sucked in by Scott Wolf.

I guess I should actually watch this trailer now.

Posted by: Cindy at October 26, 2009 10:23 AM

You know, and I realize this is just a tiny, unimportant detail, but I don't really meet many people named Chad anymore.

As for the clip: I dug it. Bring it on.

Posted by: ZombieNurse at October 26, 2009 10:28 AM

um, so does this mean that Juliet is really dead on lost?

Posted by: betty at October 26, 2009 10:44 AM

um, so does this mean that Juliet is really dead on Lost?

Posted by: betty at October 26, 2009 10:45 AM

As Bib Fortuna once said, she's no Diana.

Posted by: Jay at October 26, 2009 10:57 AM

I got admin's back on this one, I remember very little of the original shows, just the face peeling and the mouse eating and some dude named Donovan. Whatever, still going to watch it. I dropped Flash Forward due to having a functioning brain, so if this ends up sucking as bad then to the curb it will be kicked.

Posted by: Xtreme at October 26, 2009 11:15 AM

All I will say is... awesome porno music during the credits!

Posted by: Cate at October 26, 2009 12:31 PM

Betty: Supposedly not. Elizabeth Mitchell is confirmed for the last season. Not sure if that is only in flashback but apparently the season finale really did change everything.

I loved the first "V" so I'll definitely be giving it a change. It's got both Elizabeth Mitchell and Morena Bacarin, that is a no-fail scenario.

Posted by: TylerDFC at October 26, 2009 12:32 PM

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Posted by: Kent at October 26, 2009 12:38 PM

Cindy, Um, I love ya, darlin', but I wouldn't expect NORAD to be scrutinizing a civilian domestic airliner already well within U.S. airspace. But a noisy, rumbly interplanetary craft roughly the size of my town? Who they have on the radar up there, those pilots who missed Minneapolis by 150 miles?

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 26, 2009 1:08 PM

I saw the full episode at comic con over the summer, its as boring, cliche, and inane as it looks. I sat through it while waiting for the panel that came after it and I was embarrassed for them.

Posted by: Jackie Bea at October 26, 2009 1:38 PM

Fuck "V," bring back "Alien Nation." That show was the shit! Any alien race that can get drunk on milk is a friend of mine.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at October 26, 2009 2:46 PM

Ditto on Alien Nation. I remember that show fondly. I can't remember exactly why I remember it fondly, but I do.

As for V, nothing WILL EVER top Jane Badler eating a rat. There's simply no reason to try. Just stop. Stop, I say.

Posted by: MM at October 26, 2009 4:08 PM

It was the response that should have happened once it was clear we were being attacked that "went wrong".

So my theory is: the government is in on the alien invasion, either with full knowledge or because of false beliefs as to the endgame.

Posted by: Cindy at October 26, 2009 4:55 PM

I'm still hoping for a Marc Singer cameo.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at October 26, 2009 6:49 PM

It took six minutes to get the 'Independence Day' comparison out of the way. How meta. I'm already kind of hoping that Tyler gets vaporized. Is that wrong? All we need now is a golden retriever and a hotshot Hollywood homicide detective and it'll all be good.

Posted by: stryker1121 at October 26, 2009 8:28 PM





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