Ugly Truth Trailer

She's Got Another Rainbow in her Sights

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (29)

Only four more months until we are once again blessed with Rainbow Killer’s presence on the big screen, where she’s infinitely more capable of murdering innocent rainbows. The latest rainbow victim? Gerard Butler. He taking another stab at romantic comedy, determined to sell his soul to another genre besides mindless action flicks. I don’t mean to speak for the ladies and gay men of the world or anything, but here’s some advice, Gerard. Take off your shirt and shut the fuck up.

As for Rainbow Killer: The same goes for you, but keep the shirt on. Please.

Here’s the second trailer for The Ugly Truth. I’d recommend watching it on mute.

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"Take off your shit"? What does that even mean. Not that I'm not going to use that line forever, but still, WTF?

Posted by: the_wakeful at April 9, 2009 9:13 PM

*deep breath*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I WANT MY MOTHER. Look what they've done to Gerard! LOOK! MOMMY!

Posted by: figgy at April 9, 2009 9:18 PM

As for Rainbow Killer: The same goes for you, but keep the shirt on. Please.

See, this part doesn't even make sense. I mean, I'm a heterosexual female and even I'D like to see Katherine Heigl's boobs. Hell, I'd even give them a squeeze or two, it looks like she's got a nice set. Just the right combination of generous yet perky.

Gerard Butler, on the other hand, should keep his shirt on and maintain the mystery as to whether or not he's still in 300 shape. (Answer: not. But it's easier to pretend without visual confirmation.)

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at April 9, 2009 9:30 PM

Man, I really can only watch 'RockNRolla' and 'Dear Frankie' so many times. You don't want to be pigeonholed in action films? Fine. But there are so many other, better things out there than crappy romantic comedies.

Hell, even a romantic comedy can be charming, funny, and at the very least inoffensive entertainment, but instead he chooses one with a co-star who can not do comedy to save her life, and the other with someone who has a reputation for being such an unrelenting bitch that she has managed to alienate most of the rom-com-going fanbase. Not to mention that the plotline of the latter is the most tired, backwards, unenlightened thing ever. WHAT.

Huh, I didn't realize I had such strong feelings about this...

Posted by: Mimi at April 9, 2009 9:39 PM

Don't lie. You want her to take off her shirt just like everyone else.

Posted by: sueprasente at April 9, 2009 10:19 PM

Run away! Run away!

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 9, 2009 10:50 PM

You know, after not watching that, I think Miss Heigl has won me over. She's demure, intelligent andBOOM!...SPLAT!

Ladies and gentlemen, admin is no longer with us due to an explosion caused by excessive Heigling. Rainbow Killer has claimed another soul in an effort to keep her breasts perky.

Posted by: The Executor of Mr. Admin's estate at April 9, 2009 11:25 PM

To all the straight guys in here, you know goddamn well you’d love to be with Heigl. The gay guys in here wouldn’t want to be with her because of obvious reasons. So all you straight guys cut the crap, and stop acting like you got someone hotter than Heigl at the crib. Me, I'd stand up in that pussy, she won't have to ask me twice.

Posted by: Pookie at April 9, 2009 11:35 PM

Pookie, If it were air conditioned, I'd live in there.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 10, 2009 12:00 AM

See, Dustin? When you're in touch with your inner gay, your observations are actually quite astute. Gerard SHOULD have his shirt off. All. The. Time.

For the record, he should also always be sweaty, just in from mowing my lawn, and ready to serve me nachos in bed. And no, that's not some sexual euphemism. I really like nachos. But don't get me wrong. I also want to fuck him.

Posted by: The Pink Hulk at April 10, 2009 12:41 AM

I love everything about Pink's comment.

And so, I was watching Knocked Up the other night, and one glaring thing I kept noticing was how Heigl kept having sex with her bra ON. WHO DOES THAT? I mean, if I had boobs like hers I'd be showing them off all the damn time. Who the hell has sex with the bra on? So wrong.

Posted by: figgy at April 10, 2009 12:59 AM

Glad you asked figgy, I will be more than happy to answer your question. When one is doing doggy-style the hair is the most logical thing for a man to grab, and the pulling of the hair is a whole other topic I will speak on some other time. A woman that wears a bra during sex tells the gentleman that the doggy-style is in play, and not only can he grab her hips but also her hair and bar can to be utililized to gain leverage. To the untrained eye, it merely looks as if she’s wearing a bra, but to the trained eye the wearing of the bra is a grand gesture. When a woman wears a bra she‘s telling the gentleman, everything is on the table. I’m surprised you didn’t know about this custom figgy, it is something you might want to keep in your mental rolodex.

Posted by: Pookie at April 10, 2009 1:36 AM

Monty Python and the Holy Grail! Thank you to the commentator for....ah fuck it! I have to write it all out? Why can't I do the same thing I did with the artist formerly known as, and just called him Prince? Can't I just write bucdaddy?

Crap I got sidetracked. Thanks for reminding me. I'll go look up my Holy Grail dvd and chortle to my heart's content so I won't have to think about Butler being sucked into the vortex of shittackery that is the rom-com.

Hell! he could have done like Jackman and stuck to one!

p.s Pookie, thank you.

Posted by: Four Eyes at April 10, 2009 2:14 AM

I'm gay and even I want to see and squeeze Heigl's boobs. I might just even hit that. So there.

Posted by: Thijs at April 10, 2009 4:06 AM

Who the hell has sex with the bra on?

Everyone knows that doesn't make sense, and I think that happened in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, too. I think Kristen Bell was getting it on with her bra or bikini top on. Any time I see a sex scene where that happens, I'm so distracted by it I can't focus on my needs.

I'm gay and even I want to see and squeeze Heigl's boobs. I might just even hit that. So there.

Exactly. Because it's a man.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at April 10, 2009 8:09 AM

Lest anyone forget, Butler already busted his shitty romcom cherry with P.S. I Love You.

Posted by: TK at April 10, 2009 8:52 AM

They are wearing bras 'cause showing tit is not on the table as far as their contracts are concerned folks.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 10, 2009 9:07 AM

....I am so upset, You know what. Fuck You Gerard Butler, You had me believing you woke up every morning and Hunted down your breakfast, watching this you probably sit at home with your whole grain cereal drinking orange juice.

I use to believe in you man, Now I believe in Nothing! I'M GOING TO LAW SCHOOL!!!

Posted by: RonnyK at April 10, 2009 9:20 AM

Sorry, but I have to disagree. Ms. Heigl should take her shirt off in every movie from this point forward, because that's usually what someone in her position (i.e. mildly attractive, can't act for beans) does to advance her career. That, and if she's serious about chasing the Oscar, she's gonna have to.

/misogynist

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at April 10, 2009 9:26 AM

I'd rather Heigl take her shirt off, because then I have something to look at other than her face.

Posted by: SaBrina at April 10, 2009 9:40 AM

So let me guess. After he helps her out with her other relationships, and they fail (or the neighbor guy is really into her but she changes her mind), they realize that they only really want each other.

But he's so unconventional! Nothing like she thinks she wants in a man! And she's so stuck up and snobby and not a slut! Nothing like he's looking for in a ladyfriend. Do I smell a happy ending?

*sniff*

Oh, nope, I shit myself. Awesome.

Posted by: Snath at April 10, 2009 9:45 AM

I only made it 11 seconds into the trailer. As soon as I saw the quick cuts of the city and Miss Busy Woman in charge RK, I knew that she would somehow be shown as unfulfilled because of her lack of a boyfriend. And then everything that Snath posted happens. Especially the part about people shitting themselves.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at April 10, 2009 10:40 AM

i would rather do her with the bra on,
i dunno, breasts look wierd naked. they have no definition. i am not a 'breast' man i guess...

Posted by: nayen at April 10, 2009 10:54 AM

...here’s some advice, Gerard. Take off your shirt and shut the fuck up.

Or, you know, you could strap on that Phantom mask and sing. With your shirt off. And pants.

I know he faced a shit-ton of criticism for his voice in that movie, but I fucking loved it.

But unless you're singing to me or screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" yeah, shut the fuck up.

I had just had a mental image of Leonidas screaming "THIS IS MY PENIS!" It made me smile.

Posted by: Jaci at April 10, 2009 11:00 AM

G.B. must have been hard enough to fuck down a brick wall with her all up on his chest open-mouth breathing stale Marlboro Menthol 100's and 3-day old Starbucks half-caff all up in his grill.

Posted by: PissBoy at April 10, 2009 11:02 AM

Pssh. You know in her little Rainbow Killer brain she thought it'd make her look classy or some shit.

But mom, I didn't take off my bra! it doesn't count! I'm classy! I am a serious actress! Even though I take my shirt off at any given chance!

Pssh.

Posted by: figgy at April 10, 2009 12:22 PM

Who writes these romcoms? It's like the scribes have never met a woman before. Or a man with an IQ above 90.

Posted by: Inaras at April 10, 2009 12:38 PM

Who writes these romcoms? It's like the scribes have never met a woman before. Or a man with an IQ above 90.

My favorites are the super independent women who lambaste men and are way above that but in the end only a man can make them happy. Fucking hollywood.

Posted by: Hurp Durp at April 10, 2009 2:22 PM

Jesus I'm so sick of "the war between the sexes." Is there a more tired and overused cliche out there? OK, I'm sure there's a list somewhere on this site. But still, I'm tired of it.

I'm also tired of "that's all men want" and references to men thinking with their dicks. Obviously, men want a thousand different things. And it's not that difficult to get laid!

Posted by: CatBallou at April 10, 2009 9:34 PM

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