Let's Play "What the Hell Is This Movie About"
Oh, not this song
Happy black folk!
Janet Jackson? Stonefaced actressin'.
Wait ... what? Why are we throwing shit? And was that Michael Jai White? Is he gonna kick someone's ass?
OK, too many quick cuts.
Was that a gun?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
So, without reading anything about the film, my initial guess as to the plot is ... a group of couples get together in the tropics. Janet Jackson wrote a book ... and can't act. Someone gets mad. People throw shit. There's a gun. Michael Jai White. And "One of these couples won't make it." Like ... make it as a couple? Or make it out alive? Because that's an important distinction.
Here's the official synopsis:
Four couples reunite for their annual vacation in order to socialize and to spend time analyzing their marriages. Their intimate week in the Bahamas is disrupted by the arrival of an ex-husband determined to win back his recently remarried wife.
Oh. I totally didn't get that. Also, apparently Louis Gossett, Jr. is in this, which makes me sad. Anyway, it's directed by Tyler Perry and is the sequel to 2007's Why Did I Get Married. I'm sleepy now.