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That's Not A Moon, That's A Battlestation

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (73)

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A new moon is when the moon isn’t visible because it’s completely obscured by the Earth’s shadow. I take this to mean one of two things. Either New Moon will be two hours of black screen (perhaps an improvement on the first film), or New Moon is an elaborate racist joke. I have not yet decided which.

So because you’re all lovely masochists, the new trailer for New Moon that aired during the commercials between Kanye’s tantrums is available below in all of its glory.

Meh.

There are fewer werewolves in this one than in previous trailers, and it looks like they’re trying to play up the vampires being weird, violent and powerful, which makes them cool instead of sparkly, so go team. If I didn’t know any of the context of these films, I’d say this trailer makes the film look a lot more interesting than the first couple of trailers did.

Of course it (the trailer at least; the film probably makes up a macguffin to explain this away) falls victim to the cell phone trap of bad storytelling: i.e., the plot is very stupid if most of it could be avoided by the single use of a cell phone. “Oh noes, sweetkins Edward poopycups is going to kill himself because he thinks I’m dead, we’d better drive fast fast fast!” You know what goes even faster than yellow porsches (though not red ones)? Phone calls.








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Comments

Not to be evil, but the new layout consistently makes me think of vampires, with its red/white/black motif, so now whenever I come to Pajiba, I think of the Twilight series. :(

How many times does Bella say, "No!" or "Please!" in that trailer? It's ridiculous.

Posted by: Marcela at September 15, 2009 9:51 AM

Until I read this, I had no name for the particular brand of stupid that involves people refusing to use readily available technology to avoid disastrous consequences. Cell phone trap. Thanks!

Posted by: Reba at September 15, 2009 9:53 AM

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Posted by: Casper at September 15, 2009 9:54 AM

Thank fuck someone else posted. I was so repulsed by that shit I almost "first"ed out of spite.

The 0:32 mark says all you need to know about the actressin' in this movie.

And get that werewolf to put a damn shirt on! It's the North West!

Posted by: TSF at September 15, 2009 9:54 AM

And may I say that foisting that pale, scrawny guy taking off his shirt as though he was some sex god is unkind first thing in the morning. At least the werewolf puppy looked like he'd eaten a sandwich (and then some) in the past six months.

I do dig Dakota Fanning's red eyes and her being a pain-inducing psycho. I won't see this, but I hope she gets lots of money for it so she can take those four years off to attend an ivy league college and return to Hollywood to make thoughtful movies until the need for a big wad of cash makes her sell out. Because that's the American dream.

Posted by: Reba at September 15, 2009 10:01 AM

Oh brrrrother, and what's with the leading lady here? Never paid much attention to Twilight but you'd THINK they would cast a prettier chick. Why would ANYONE, let alone a vampire get all worked up about someone who looked like THAT. She's got that whole "I'm smelling shit" look on her face all the time.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at September 15, 2009 10:02 AM

TSF, he warms the air around him by the manly werewolf power of his pecs and therefore does not need a shirt.

Or something.

I have to share this: the other day I saw a bumper sticker on a car that said "Caution: I drive like a Cullen"

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? It's ricocheting around in my head, much like the overheard comment "If it weren't for my horse I wouldn't have spend that year in college" bounced around inside the head of Lewis Black.

Posted by: stardust savant at September 15, 2009 10:07 AM

Well, now I HAVE to look at the damn thing ... umm-hmmm ... umm-HMMM ... yep, good call, Slim, as usual.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at September 15, 2009 10:08 AM

Why is it that vampires have super-strength, and interact with the rest of the world as if they weigh about the same as humans, but when they fight, one super-strength vampire can knock / hold down another super-strength vampire by sitting on them.

Stupid physics. I am such a nerd.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at September 15, 2009 10:10 AM

I will not watch the werewolves man
I will not watch them, admin I am
I would not, could not, in your box
I would not, could not, it smells like lox
I will not watch them in a boat
I will not watch them they lick scrote
I will not watch them with your mom
I will not watch them her name is tom
I will not watch them if you paid
I will not watch them I'd rather be flayed
I will not watch werewolves man
I will not watch them, admin I am

Posted by: admin at September 15, 2009 10:12 AM

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at September 15, 2009 10:08 AM


*hands you a coffee*

Two sugars?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at September 15, 2009 10:16 AM

"So - you're an adrenaline junkie now?"

The thing is, Kristen Stewart (from an interview I read) seems to be about a million times more punky and intelligent than the sort of bimbos they usually get to do this stuff, and we know she can act from a couple of other things she's done - so what the hell is she thinking? It's so bizarre.

Posted by: Caspar at September 15, 2009 10:17 AM

When I realize my generation will be remembered, nay, defined by this movie and its book series, I weep.

Now excuse me while I chug some True Blood. Momma's startin' to get the shakes.

Posted by: Kayanne at September 15, 2009 10:17 AM

Like vampires know how to use cell phones. They're all 'Ooh shiny trinket...oh my god what is that annoying sound? It hurts my over sensitive ears! What's a ringtone??' SMASH.

I could do with a vampire when I go to the cinema, they'd really come in handy for all those annoying people who still haven't grasped that you need to turn your goddamn fucking phones OFF!

And breathe...

Posted by: Carrie at September 15, 2009 10:20 AM

True Blood vampires use cell phones. And play Yahtzee! No sparkles, either.

Posted by: Goddess at September 15, 2009 10:27 AM

admin, will you marry me?

That was bloody brilliant! FTW

Posted by: dammitjanet at September 15, 2009 10:28 AM

I want to like Twilight. I really, truly do. I seems like something I should enjoy as a guilty pleasure. And there were moments in that trailer when I thought maybe, just possibly, I could enjoy it.

Then someone would talk, or Edward would have the bad taste to not die, or something, and the whole illusion would be blown.

I'm pretty sure Twilight (and to a lesser extent, Anita Blake, 30 Days of Night, and some others) are why I've decided to tackle vampires for my NaNovel this year.

That, and a long unhealthy obsession with folkloric vampires left over from high school. Your vampires ponce about in pretty clothes and delicately drink blood? Fuck that. Mine kill you with consumption, then your friends and family mutilate your corpse to keep you from doing the same to them.

Posted by: Tyburn Blossom at September 15, 2009 10:29 AM

:steps out of shadows:

Edward doesn't really need a cell phone, since he can generally read minds. Plus, where would he carry one in that non-outfit? As for taking that shirt off, yea for the Brad Pitt muscles you developed, Skinny McDirtyHair, but you are still gross.

As for the werewolf boys needing shirts in the North West, they radiate heat. Plus, shifting into a massive wolf tends to ruin shirts. Ruin them to shreds.

Judge away, Pajibans, but I chose my escapism in shitty, angsty books instead of shitty, angry reality TV.

:lurks back into shadows:

Posted by: shamed in the shadows at September 15, 2009 10:32 AM

"That's no moon. It's a space station."

Posted by: Jay at September 15, 2009 10:33 AM

Awesome, admin. EE has some stiff competition this week.

Posted by: stardust savant at September 15, 2009 10:34 AM

Casper

You get offered the lead in a franchise that is guaranteed to turn into at least a four picture deal and have box office success. At 19 years old you are set for life (unless you go all Mike Tyson with your millions). You can do whatever cute indie vanity projects you want after that or just hang it up and retire at 21.

Posted by: Yossarian at September 15, 2009 10:36 AM

Haha, holy shit! I was accidentally right about the werewolves. What does it say about the writing in New Moon when my bitchy sarcastic comment is right on the money?

Posted by: stardust savant at September 15, 2009 10:42 AM

the title of this post makes me happy...

in my pants

Posted by: dammitjanet at September 15, 2009 10:50 AM

Stupid franchise, but Dakota Fanning looks awesome.

Posted by: lucy at September 15, 2009 10:55 AM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm shirtless 17 year old......

i'm with you shamed

Posted by: jvo at September 15, 2009 11:03 AM

I'm guessing Kristen Stewart had NO idea how big this was going to be. Same for the rest of the cast really.

Also, they do try to call Edward to tell him Bella's alive, but he's thrown his phone away...God the shame of knowing that burns.

Posted by: Manther the Panther at September 15, 2009 11:04 AM

Is anyone else disturbed by the number of well oiled men in that picture? It's like the link is a trailer to a gay porno. (Something that would still be a considerable improvement over Twilight, and would be far less damaging to a one's sexuallity reputation.)

I've had quite enough exploration of Stephanie Meyer's sex fetishes, we need this thing staked and decapitated, stat.

Posted by: George at September 15, 2009 11:11 AM

It's sad when you think about it. In terms of the paranormal world, it seems like vampires got the short end of the stick (in terms of scaring the shit out of people).
Think about it: First they creepy, terrifying, EVIL, creatures that make you hold your garlic, crucifix, or other random holy object closer. Now, they're the pretty boys.

Can anyone tell me when they stopped being denizens of darkness and despair, the undead leech, the harbingers of terror and became the underworld's version of Zac Efron? Or am I being unreasonably harsh here?

Werewolves are still seen as scary, cursed even. Zombies still demad respect and ghosts...they're still spooky. But dammit vampires! What happened?

There're a bunch of werewolves somewhere snickering and thanking god they didn't lose so much of their cred! Although, with this movie it's only a matter of time.

Hide boys!

Posted by: Four Eyes at September 15, 2009 11:18 AM

Hey, I'm all for the ladies getting to enjoy some eye candy after Foxtwat and her ilk prancing around the cineplexes this summer.

But please don't tell me that Kristen Stewart can act. She nearly single-handedly ruined Adventureland with her mopey, monotone, lazy, boring performance. Get this biznatch some Folgers! Wake up and emote, hipster!

As for Dakota, she has a lifetime of excellent roles to act up *fingers crossed*, so why not dabble in some goofy tweener franchise for millions of dollars? It's not like great, mature actresses like Dame Judi Dench get the chance to wallow around in trashy mov---*flashback to Riddick*---iesohmygod! Nevermind.

Posted by: Kballs at September 15, 2009 11:28 AM

I agree Shamed. I choose to escape in cheesy, angsty books rather than in cheesy reality t.v. However, the Twilight movie blew. As this one will. And Dakota is better than this.

Posted by: lillie at September 15, 2009 11:33 AM

But dammit vampires! What happened?

A suburban Mormon housewife with a B.A. in English, who had never read a vampire story, written even a short story of her own, nor seen an R-rated film, happened.

Posted by: branded at September 15, 2009 11:35 AM

Four Eyes:
Anne Rice and those film adaptations didn't help matters.
Werewolves have always been cooler. Though Meyers probably has some scene in the next book where they dance around with a single flower in their mouths talking about their love angst, with the sun beating down in a woodsy clearing during a gathering of the Nubile, Ornery, Beastly, Agile and Lithe Lycanthropes Society.

Posted by: Kballs at September 15, 2009 11:40 AM

"A new moon is when the moon isn’t visible because it’s completely obscured by the Earth’s shadow."

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

That's a lunar eclipse. And the moon is visible, it's just orange or red.

A new moon is when the moon is in daytime sky, near the sun. You can still see the moon, because the earth shine (sunlight reflected off the earth) lights the moon faintly.

Note: If the new moon actually crosses in front of the sun, then you have a solar eclipse. This happens a lot, but it's not really noticible unless the moon completely covers the disk of the sun.

Note 2: In a lunar eclipse, the earth comes between the sun and the FULL moon, and the earth casts it's shadow on the FULL moon.

Note 3: My husband is a professional astronomer.

Posted by: BWeaves at September 15, 2009 11:43 AM

lillie, I completely agree about the first movie. My ass would be offended, were I to wipe with that film. I will hold out a smidgen of hope on this one, because of the music and art direction hinted at in this trailer (the Edward shadows and such, non-canon as they may be).

KBalls, perfect EE inspiration. As for the following novels, you wanna hear some shit? SPOILERS in case you care - he ends up falling in love with a baby. Love. As in, we will get married one day. The fourth book in this series is the shittiest shit to ever be shat in the history of shitfests. END SPOILERS.

Posted by: shamed in the shadows at September 15, 2009 11:53 AM

God no Kballs! Werewolves seen through the lens of a 14 year old on an overdose of Mills and Boon.
Shit! Too late.

BWeaves...I'm assuming you have a telescope, 'cause if so, that and your astronomer husband just made you my number 2 idol. You're right after Carlin!

Posted by: Four Eyes at September 15, 2009 11:54 AM

Shamed--

Completely agree with you. SPOILERS (and I'm sure no one cares) My love for cheesy books aside, I threw the fourth book across the room in disgust when Jacob imprinted on the fucking baby. Yes, the fourth book is all the shitty shit you said it was. The second movie may only be watchable due to the Voltaire being in it, and I probably spelled that wrong but I don't care enough to look it up.

Posted by: lillie at September 15, 2009 12:01 PM

So, wait- as if all the misogyny of the first book that glorified violent/ abusive/ controlling relationships wasn't enough, you're telling me the next step is outright pedophilia? It wasn't bad enough that the main character was over 100 years old and going out with a 16 year old?

Stephanie Meyer's moral compass is seriously off. It is concerning that a generation of adolescent girls will grow up idealizing these books.

Posted by: Yossarian at September 15, 2009 12:18 PM

As for taking that shirt off, yea for the Brad Pitt muscles you developed, Skinny McDirtyHair, but you are still gross.

Apparently those are spray-on abs, shamed. I didn't even know that was a thing, but it is, and that's what they've done. He's still got all the muscle definition of Pete Docherty.

Posted by: Tarn at September 15, 2009 12:31 PM

What?? Spray on abs?? WTF?

Posted by: lillie at September 15, 2009 12:34 PM

Oh, right... Umm, **SPOILERS**

@ Shamed/Lillie - the worst part of the imprinting thing was that the second it got mentioned in... what, the second book? ... I knew that was happening without any doubt. Like, instantly. Bella and Jacob had the conversation and I said, "Oh. So she's gonna have a vampire baby and Jacob's gonna imprint on the kid." I think that was what pissed me off the most about it, was the predictability of it. Or was it that they spent the entirety of the third one arguing about whether or not she was going to become a vampire? With predictable results?

Anyway, sad that I know this, but this is likely to be the best movie of the series, as it was the best book of the series. Myers's writing improved a bit, though it was still far too drawn out.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at September 15, 2009 12:36 PM

Ok, so I'm a twilight fan, and I will note that the cell phone thing is explained in the book.
Edward was on his cell when he heard that Bella jumped off the cliff assumed she drowned and just drops the phone in despair to go and get himself killed.

*ahem*
Feel free to start razzing me for loving this shit! I can totally take it. Bring it on, fuckers!

Posted by: popejenn at September 15, 2009 12:38 PM

**SPOILERS AGAIN**

@ Yossarian... wait until you hear about the last book, where they finally have sex and she gets completely battered and bruised, because he can't control his passion. But it's okay, and the bruises are a reminder of how much he loves her. Isn't that awesome?

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at September 15, 2009 12:43 PM

I would like to punch these people in the mid-section until ribs crack.

Posted by: Recondite at September 15, 2009 12:44 PM

If she wanted to be with him, and he wanted to be with her, why do they both end up trying to kill themselves? It was dumb when Shakespeare wrote it and it's dumb now. Do I just have to watch this Ross and Rachel fuckery play out on DVD. Is it going to make sense?

Posted by: Yossarian at September 15, 2009 12:45 PM

Anna V-

SPOILERS** (why bother?) I actually didn't predict the imprinting on Bella's baby thing until she got pregnent. Still, part of me thought "Surely Meyer wouldn't have Jacob fall in love with a baby?? Surely not." Well. I was wrong. And the shittiest part of the fourth book was how easy everything turned out to be after all the build up. It will take YEARS for Bella to adjust to being a vampire, she won't be able to hold her baby for a long, long time etc...She adjusts no problem and can hold her baby practically the next day. Completely contridicted everything Meyers had said in previous books as to how long it supposedly takes to adjust to being a vampire and then to be around something that is half human without wanting to suck all it's blood. And I can't even go into how dumb that final battle scene turned out to be after all the build up. That's going to be the shortest fight scene in movie history when they get around to making the fourth movie. Seems like she got tired of writing the series and just pussed out in the last book.

Posted by: lillie at September 15, 2009 12:53 PM

I will reap my vengenance in a far more private place popejenn. Drunken spankings it is.

Posted by: admin at September 15, 2009 12:54 PM

Posted by: Tyburn Blossom at September 15, 2009 10:29 AM

I would read that book, gladly. Vampirism should involve blood, sex and death in multiple combinations, and each combo should make one feel some discomfort regardless of how intriguing it might have seemed before it was actually described. The same way that magic should have a fairly high price, werewolves should not ever act like your pet (cuz they oughta be ripping you to shreds after they change) and humanoids who emerge from large bodies of water should drip stuff for the entire time they're on land. Otherwise, they aren't monsters. They're just a different form of Furry... never mind, the Furries scare me more than some guy - sparkly or otherwise - sucking out my vital fluid.

Also, why the hell doesn't the black guy sparkle there in the sunlight? If sparkling is what sets them apart, I want some fucking black diamond sparkly shit, because he's the only remotely interesting SOB in the entire preview.

Posted by: Reba at September 15, 2009 1:12 PM

@lillie / AnnaVonBeav - I feel like if you looked up Deus Ex Machina in a tweentard dictionary, you would find that fourth book. Seriously, the E.N.T.I.R.E. book leads up to that 'battle' with the Volturi, and then, "Eh, we changed our minds, cuz you found some freak in wherever-the-hell-Alice-went". Capitol ugh. Nothing will be able to save that film. No cast, no director, no soundtrack could salvage it.

Oh yeah, SPOILERS in case anyone who hasnt read these books is still reading out back-and-forth. I'm assuming most of you are just shaking your heads in dismay. Get over it. Godtopus help me, but I enjoy these awful books!

Posted by: shamed in the shadows at September 15, 2009 1:23 PM

Foureyes:

10 inch Dobsonian (the neighbors think it's a cannon)
5 inch Meade with computer assist

36 inch 4 shaft floor loom (cause I weave, hence BWeaves)
26 inch 8 shaft floor loom
18 inch 4 shaft floor loom
inkle loom
2 spinning wheels
Lots of drop spindles

Posted by: BWeaves at September 15, 2009 1:25 PM

Okay, y'all need to stop with the spoilers because you're making me morbidly curious about the books. I refuse to read them! You can't make me!!

Posted by: stardust savant at September 15, 2009 1:35 PM

Someone please tell me I didn't just see Michael Sheen in that trailer. Please please PLEASE say it isn't so........

Posted by: Cruise at September 15, 2009 1:37 PM

Join us, stardust. It's OK, you don't need those brain cells. Put down the TV Guide, you do't need reality TV. Come... turn the forbidden pages with us... no one has to know...

Posted by: shamed in the shadows at September 15, 2009 1:40 PM

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at September 15, 2009 10:16 AM
---
Please ... and thanks!

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at September 15, 2009 1:41 PM

Cruise, yep. That's Michael Sheen! SUCK IT!

Posted by: popejenn at September 15, 2009 1:46 PM

Stardust,

We've already given away enough spoilers that if I hadn't read all four, I'd be damn curious even if I hated to admit it! Teenwolf falling in love with vampire baby alone would have done it. Listen to Shamed...crappy angsty tween books are better for you than reality t.v. At least you're reading, so your brain is actively functioning. Sometimes. Actually you may not need much brain function to read these books, come to think of it.

Posted by: lillie at September 15, 2009 1:56 PM

Michael Sheen's in it. Death Cab For Cutie wrote a song for the soundtrack, which makes me laugh, but so did Thom Yorke, which makes me sad.

Mr. Wilson still didn't correct the headline. That obstinate brat!

Posted by: Jay at September 15, 2009 2:05 PM

Lillie and shamed, I'd be a total hypocrite if I read those books. I've already publicly poked fun at a male friend for reading the first book and forbidden my dad from watching the movies (he, like me, is a sucker for all things vampire.......see what I did there?! Hahaha...eeehhhh) Plus my husband would totally lose respect for me.

Maybe I'll thumb through a copy at the library and see if it's trashy enough for me to eat that much crow. I've been reading The Gulag Archipelago and I need to rest my brain.

Posted by: stardust savant at September 15, 2009 3:15 PM

I have to share this: the other day I saw a bumper sticker on a car that said "Caution: I drive like a Cullen"

stardust, i saw one of those bumper stickers last week. what the hell does it mean? that they drive like some wussy-assed vampires who like to drive too fast? i thought about it way too much, then i got mad at myself for wasting so much brain power on something so stupid.

i'm sure i will end up seeing this movie. the books made me violently angry--what else is new?--but Jacob was the best thing about the books. i liked the last book the best because it was so balls out crazy that i couldn't help but enjoy it.

Posted by: pq at September 15, 2009 3:16 PM

The more I read about these books, the more they sound like the dumbest shit of all time. I can get into some mindless reading and movie viewing, but man. I tried watching some of those CW shows that are compared to it, just to see what the big deal was. I woke up in a pool of my own brain matter 6 hours later. That's right. My brain tried to escape my head so I wouldn't do that to it anymore. So you see, not involving myself in this series is all about self-preservation, really. Without my brain I'm just a devastatingly handsome blow-up doll with a huge wang.

Posted by: Kballs at September 15, 2009 3:25 PM

Without my brain I'm just a devastatingly handsome blow-up doll with a huge wang.
Kballs is Lady Gaga?!?

Posted by: Patty O'Green at September 15, 2009 3:48 PM

Patty,
Ooof. But I will say that calling Lady Gaga attractive in any way is uncalled for.

Posted by: Kballs at September 15, 2009 4:00 PM

KBalls rhymes with Real Doll.......

Posted by: stardust savant at September 15, 2009 4:00 PM

stardust savant

You don't need to read Twilight. If you have a background in reading about Russian social/political/cultural events and you are looking to escape into a fantasy horror story full of sex and intrigue you can do much, much better. Go to the book shop, library, or amazon and find yourself a copy of The Sacred Book of the Werewolf: A Novel. Read it. Find me in the comments and thank me later.

Posted by: Yossarian at September 15, 2009 4:06 PM

Oh my GOD Yossarian, yes yes yes!!! The Sacred Book of the Werewolf is one of the most awesome books I have ever, ever read. Post-modern, tail fucking. Just...tail fucking people! And then you should go and read some more Pelevin, like Generation P (vampires who suck the economy's blood!) and more!

P.S. Breaking Dawn I've read over and over again even though I HATE it, like seriously hate it, but it has some strange pull over me. I have to admit though, it makes for a great toilet read, makes you shit a lot easier.

Posted by: DrunkPinkBat at September 15, 2009 5:26 PM

Michael Sheen is in this tripe? Oi. I might have to go home and hang myself...

Posted by: Nadha at September 15, 2009 5:43 PM

Thank you, Yossarian, for talking me down off the ledge. That book sounds like eight different kinds of awesome. I am definitely going to check that out.

Posted by: stardust savant at September 15, 2009 6:18 PM


Stardust, don't read the books. Don't. Read Cleolinda's reviews on livejournal and you will know everything without having to suffer through Meyer's horrible butchering of the English language:

http://cleoland.pbworks.com/Twilight#Twilight

Really, they're hilarious and informative and you'll never have to read the books.

Posted by: figgy at September 15, 2009 7:26 PM

The thing I don't get is, why would anyone want to hook up with an ice-cold vampire when they could have a nice, muscular, supple, warm, tender, juicy werewolf instead?

...that ended in a different place than it started. I went from horny to hungry for steak.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at September 15, 2009 8:12 PM

Nice find, figgy. I started reading her critique on the first book. She posted an excerpt from the book that made my eyes want to crawl out of my head and strangle me. I swear, I think Stephanie Meyer's twat literally took over her computer keyboard and wrote that passage.

Damn, that was so bad I think I'll stare at my cat's asshole for a few minutes just to purge the site of that passage from my visual memory.

Posted by: stardust savant at September 15, 2009 8:48 PM

Hee. You're welcome.

Posted by: figgy at September 15, 2009 8:56 PM

It's said more and more celebrities have their profiles on a great millionaire dating site____W e a l t h y S o c i a l . C O M_______ . The best club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties and even hot celebs...You should check it out!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Posted by: Casper at September 15, 2009 9:34 PM

MelBivDevoe, put those hands together! Hungry and horny, I mean, not Edward and Jacob. Although, maybe cold cuts would go well with a hot beef injection.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at September 15, 2009 11:33 PM

And with that, Patty O'Green is my new favorite. (Sadly, I'm very fickle. It won't last.)

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at September 16, 2009 10:44 AM


















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