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Well You're Kinda Looking at Me Like I've Got to Set You Free

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (9)



The Disappearance of Alice Creed movie image Gemma Arterton 1.jpg

These days, whenever you see something about a movie with a title like The Disappearance of Alice Creed, you probably, like me, assume it’s another shitty horror movie. After titles like The Exorcism of Emily Rose and the Haunting of the House on Haunted Hill With the House That Was Haunted, you have certain expectation when words are strung together in a particular fashion.

Yet again, I digress. The Disappearance of Alice Creed is refreshingly not a ghost story, but rather a British kidnapping drama. Alice Creed, played by the lovely Gemma Arterton, who recently dulled up the screen in Clash of the Titans, but was also pretty solid in Quantum of Solace (and not to be confused with Gemma Atkinson, who is apparently a British soap star and lingerie model — again, a digression), plays the titular Ms. Creed. She gets kidnapped by two miscreants who are planning on drawing a substantial ransom from her wealthy father. Instead, she secretly allies herself with one of the kidnappers and, in all likelihood, the plot shall thicken and hijinks will most assuredly ensue.

Here’s the trailer:

It looks like it might be enjoyable, but doesn’t blow me away. It is nice to see Eddie Marsan getting work — he was great as Inspector Lestrade in Sherlocke Holmes, and was effectively crazy/creepy in the glorious misfire that was Hancock. It’s directed by first-time director J. Blakeson, who apparently also wrote the screenplay to The Descent 2. Hmmm… Unfortunately, The Disappearance of Alice Creed kind of has rental written all over it. Arterton is quite the yummy cupcake though.









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Comments

Yowza.

Posted by: Jerce at April 19, 2010 5:47 PM

I'll take two of Gemma Atkinson. As soon as I read that I did an image search. I like...I like a lot.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at April 19, 2010 6:18 PM

I'll always associate Eddie Marsan with this Monkey King movie thing I saw on SciFi. He played a Pig Man of some sort.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at April 19, 2010 6:21 PM

I don't know if this is something that I've completely overlooked in the past or what, but all of a sudden it seems like there are quite a few 20 or 30 something year old English women named Gemma. When did this name craze start? Are these their birth names?

Posted by: Mr. Teatime at April 19, 2010 7:02 PM

Mr. Tea, I have a twenty eight year old British born sister in law whose name is also Gemma. It was apparently a very popular name over there in the late seventies and early eighties.

As for the movie, I think it looks somewhat promising. And if it doesn't turn out to be entirely fantastic, then I'm sure it will still be a better way to spend two hours than watching some of the other crap that gets put out anymore.

Posted by: neurotica at April 19, 2010 8:27 PM

See, this is why you remove their kneecaps.

Silly kidnappers.

Posted by: , at April 19, 2010 11:27 PM

@, Its also why you gag them.

Posted by: blahblah at April 20, 2010 12:55 AM

To be fair - it wasn't JUST Gemma who dulled up the screen in Titans. Everyone was pretty guilty of sucking in that.

Posted by: Shane at April 20, 2010 6:39 AM

@DeistBrawler: It's Gemma Arterton, not Gemma Atkinson

Posted by: Max at April 20, 2010 10:04 AM