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Do Not Attempt to Resist the Clooneyness

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (36)



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Long ago, when describing the natural allure of George Clooney, I used the phrase “Clooneyness.” It’s an apt term, because to be honest, Clooney has reached that point where I think I would watch him in just about anything. Which is remarkable when you consider that while he’s been in some fantastic films, and overall has been amazing in many of them, he never really ranges very far. He is simply Clooney. His Clooneyness is really all a movie needs to put asses in seats. Even as psychotic vampire-hunting bank robber Seth Gecko, he was still very much Clooney.

That Clooneyness is on display once again in The American, another entry in the hitman’s-last-job genre. It’s a tried and true trope, the career criminal who wants out, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be compelling. The American is directed by Dutch helmer Anton Corbijn, probably most well known for a number of music videos and Control, the excellent biopic about Joy Division singer Ian Curtis. How he managed to parlay that into an assassination drama starring Clooney is beyond me. Interestingly, the rest of the cast are mainly unknowns or not-very-well-knowns — Bruce Altman has been around, but he’s hardly a household name, and Thekla Reuten was in a single episode of “Lost,” starred as the inkeeper in In Bruges, and has been in several Dutch films. But then again, that’s the kind of risk that Clooney likes to take, and I have to admit, the trailer looks pretty compelling.

You know you’ll see it. You can’t resist the Clooneyness.

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Comments

Nah! Cary Grant, he ain't.

Posted by: BWeaves at May 4, 2010 12:08 PM

Why on earth would I want to try to resist the Clooneyness?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 4, 2010 12:10 PM

You're right, I can't resist him, but I have started to wish he would stop habitually hanging around with women who look and act like slappers. I understand that sex is important to the man and sex with a slapper is probably great, but doesn't he ever crave an intelligent conversation in between bouts?

Posted by: PaddyDog at May 4, 2010 12:12 PM

I love Cary Grant with a deep and abiding passion saved only for my child and Kermit the Frog. George Clooney is not Cary Grant (there can be only one), but he is kind of OUR Cary Grant. He plays George Clooney in every movie and we love him for it. He is a good old-fashioned movie star.

There is no new version of the Frog of My Heart and every time I don't hear Jim Henson's voice come out of Kermy's mouth I die a little more. Even 20 years later, it's like a knife in my heart!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 4, 2010 12:16 PM

@PaddyDog - What is a slapper? I know I've heard Gareth Keenan use the term and that it is not flattering but what is the origin?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 4, 2010 12:17 PM

My love for the Clooney knows no bounds. Gorgeous? Check. Smart? Check. Italian lake house villa? Check. Personality? Check.

I adore George. He's like a good scotch. He just gets better with age.

Posted by: Melody at May 4, 2010 12:18 PM

Slainte Melody!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 4, 2010 12:20 PM

Constantly looking through a rifle scope will at last justify the perpetual Clooney head-tilt acting style.

Posted by: laredo at May 4, 2010 12:25 PM

You know you’ll see it. You can’t resist the Clooneyness.
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Truth.

Also, Thekla Reuten is apparently so unknown that even mighty Google can't find any photos of her boobies.

Posted by: , at May 4, 2010 12:33 PM

@,

Way to drain a little more water out of the pool dude.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 4, 2010 12:34 PM

I wouldn't say no! Actually there're lots of sexy big&tall men and woman on __Tallconnect.com__; and they are actually dating beautiful big&tall people there! now I start believing no weight&height gap is too wide in fron of true love!

Posted by: gordenss at May 4, 2010 12:47 PM

Also, Thekla Reuten is apparently so unknown that even mighty Google can't find any photos of her boobies.

Apparently, one merely needs to wait til this movie hits the screens ,. And if not boobies, there will at least be a "through-a-sniper's-scope" type close-up on her thong - ed ass.

Posted by: PissBoy at May 4, 2010 12:58 PM

And it looks like she was in a good movie called De Tweeling which is Dutch for The Tweeling.

Posted by: PissBoy at May 4, 2010 1:02 PM

Mrs. Julien:

A slapper is woman who dresses and acts just a little too sluttily without any concern for decorum. It's closely related to the word "slut" which comes from the Irish word "sliobaire" which means filthy.

Posted by: PaddyDog at May 4, 2010 1:11 PM

Clooneyness + shirtlessness = yum

Posted by: mswas at May 4, 2010 1:13 PM

*sigh*

If you're character is an assassin/hitman they should really learn something when shooting a movie. NEVER put the assassins back to a window or door...EVER. Someone like that would always want to be able to observe everything, including anyone that could potentially sneak up behind them. Keep their back to the fucking wall.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at May 4, 2010 1:33 PM

Usually someone who plays themselves in movies would be called a 'bad actor' but somehow, it works with Clooney.

This movie looks like a perfectly good movie to go see as a Saturday matinee on a hot summer day, sipping on cold beer and enjoying a burger. It'll end with the Mr driving home just a little too fast in our 5-speed, and possibly sex that evening.

Posted by: Stella at May 4, 2010 1:34 PM

@Stella - This is an article about the whole actor/movie star thing with Clooney and I think it sums it all up pretty well.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/10/movies/awardsseason/10clooney.html

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 4, 2010 1:55 PM

Would a drafthouse cinema show this?

Posted by: Jay at May 4, 2010 1:58 PM

I once tried to resist the Clooneyness. Those were the gayest 15 seconds of my life.

Posted by: DoctorControversy at May 4, 2010 2:46 PM

Three words. Batman and Robin

Posted by: James S at May 4, 2010 2:53 PM

@pissboy. The Tweeling means The Twins and it is a good movie, based on a really good book.

Posted by: Hanneke at May 4, 2010 3:01 PM

You know, I can't stand how Jack Nicholson just keeps playing himself over and over again (not saying this was true in his earlier work), but it totally doesn't bother me when George Clooney shows up and brings the Clooneyness. Ah, Clooney, you are decidedly suave.

Posted by: tamatha at May 4, 2010 3:03 PM

The world-weary, amoral assassin is such a great niche movie character. And he comes in so many flavors.

Edward Fox was great as the aristocratic one, Robert DeNiro gave us the gritty one, Tom Cruise nailed the charasmatic one...and now we have the suave one thanks to Clooney.

Posted by: Jacktrade at May 4, 2010 3:49 PM

@Mrs. Julien, thanks ... that was an interesting article, and now I have a few more movies to add to my queue. I confess I haven't seen most of Clooney's movies (the Batman movies were the final nail in that coffin), but his more recent works makes me think I may need to pry that lid off.

Posted by: Stella at May 4, 2010 4:00 PM

@Paddy Dog - "who dresses and acts just a little too sluttily"

Because we like our women just slutty enough!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 4, 2010 4:37 PM

Thekla Reuten was lovely in In Bruges. She was the very pregnant maternal character who Colin's character protects and Brendan's character lovingly interacts with. Could have been a nothing role but she, like many Europeans, infused it with a little bit more strength.

"I love Cary Grant with a deep and abiding passion saved only for my child and Kermit the Frog" is a wonderful way to begin your biography.

Posted by: Bananapanda at May 4, 2010 4:40 PM

Mrs. Julien:

Why yes! I have always maintained that slutiness is a spectrum, not a fixed point, but crossing the line into slapperdom is simply not the thing.

Posted by: PaddyDog at May 4, 2010 4:54 PM

I don't believe there is such a thing as "too slutty."

Or didn't, until I came to Pajiba.

Posted by: , at May 4, 2010 5:12 PM

Or didn't, until I came to Pajiba.

.............what?

Posted by: Jay at May 4, 2010 6:55 PM

... didn't believe there was such a thing as "too slutty" until I came to Pajiba.

Posted by: , at May 4, 2010 11:21 PM

And from such a decorous gentleman.

Posted by: Jay at May 4, 2010 11:42 PM

Heh..

The Dutch are taking over the world.

And indeed, you should watch De Tweeling, very beautiful movie.

Also Oorlogswinter, wich means Oorlogswinter in Dutch.

And by the way, Anton Corbijn is also a very talented photographer.

Posted by: Magiel at May 5, 2010 4:22 AM

Perhaps Clooney's fondness for slappers can be summed by a Woody Allen line, "Talk can never be as important as sex. Talk is what you suffer through to get to sex."

Man is rich, famous and Clooney. Gives him choices other males don't - or don't wish to have.

Posted by: rohit arya at May 5, 2010 9:27 AM

mmmmmm....flexibleClooney.

Posted by: feramones at May 5, 2010 10:49 AM

jack? really? there's no other name?

i like seeing him in Peacemaker mode though. man! he was awesome in dat one.

buuut..i'm sorry. The Damon owns dat genre. Any attempt to usurp is just downright ridiculous at tis point.

Posted by: haplo at May 6, 2010 1:59 AM