Trailer Roundup: Ghosts On A Plane, Hunting Rare Animals, Or Henry Cavill Shirtless - You Choose
By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (16)
There are a handful of trailers that have dropped over the last couple of days, and I’ve got mixed feelings about all of them. So I leave it up to you, darling readers. Which one appeals to you most?
Is it…
… Henry Cavill, getting all Liam Neeson on a bunch of shadowy figures who’ve stolen his family because his dad (Bruce Willis!) is a CIA spook? Keeping in mind that it likely features copious Cavill shirtlessness? Brought to you by the director of JCVD?Then I give you The Cold Light Of Day:
Perhaps you’d rather get all “I’ve had it with these motherfuckin’
And your final choice, if sweeping landscapes and tortured souls are more your speed, then perhaps The Hunter is a tastier cup of tea. If you’re interested in a story about the supposedly extinct Tasmanian tiger, and there’s a little bit of Ghost And The Darkness in you. You can’t lose with the cast — Willem Dafoe, Frances O’Connor, and Sam Neill. And damn, it looks gorgeous.
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Comments
Posted by: zeke the pig at February 1, 2012 11:08 AM
This contest was over as soon as Dafoe reared his gloriously grotesque, universe-splitting face.
Willy, listen, you don't need the rifle, mate. Point your face towards your prey, focus on the animal, split that face asunder with a smile and watch it drop dead in an instant.
Little known fact: every time Willem Dafoe ejaculates and makes his ejaculation face, somewhere a black hole is born.