Trailer Round-Up: Beyonce is Singer, Actress, Mother, And Director Of Her Own Damn Documentary
The Ghost Team One trailer, well, I am not even going to attempt to describe the movie's premise. Instead I will paste the description: "In early 2012, filmmaker Billy Chen answered a Craigslist ad looking for someone to document possible paranormal behavior. What he found were two sexually retarded friends scheming to impress a beautiful woman who believed their house was haunted. They were willing to face their darkest fears to get in her pants. She was determined to speak with the dead. No one was prepared for the demon whore they found instead. This film is not for those with weak hearts or strong genitals. Please protect yourself accordingly."
Trailer is NSFW and I should point out that I didn't even crack a smile while viewing it. Your crack my vary.
That was...something, eh? Onward we bravely push, toward the trailer for The End Of Love. Mark Webber stars as Mark, a man who has lost his child's mother and is left caring for their 2-year-old son Isaac (played by Mark's real son Isaac Love). We have the male struggling to grow up and understand how his life and choices affect his son while also courting a single mother (Shannyn Sossamon). I wonder if she is playing a woman named Shannyn and if her child is named Audio Science. Hmm. Anyway, the movies releases in iTunes on January 21st and will have limited theater release March 1st.
Finally, we have Beyonce directing her own documentary Life Is But A Dream for HBO. Beyonce directing means we get only what she wants seen, par for the course with her. Judging from the trailer, we also get lots and lots of close-ups, spinning camera shots, and voice-overs about her struggles. I am extremely nosy, so I cannot wait to watch this. I don't think anything shocking or even remotely surprising will be revealed, but February 16th is the premiere and I will be watching.
Have any of these piqued your interest?
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)