Trailer Round-Up: Amanda Seyfried Opens Up Like A Flower And Enjoys Sex
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Trailer Round-Up: Amanda Seyfried Opens Up Like A Flower And Enjoys Sex

By Jodi Clager | Trailers | January 21, 2013 | Comments ()


Amanda Seyfried's turn in the biopic Lovelace is opening in Sundance this week. I will be interested to know whether this clip from "Entertainment Tonight" is indicative of the quality of the film overall. It just looks Lifetime-ish to me. That could be because there is a giant ET logo searing my eyeballs while viewing or it could be the way it was filmed. You make the call!

I think we all needed to clean up our downtown after that amazing red-band trailer for the remake of Evil Dead. It was badass. Now we have the green band trailer, which still has all of the intensity of the red band, but less outright gore. I cannot f*cking wait.

Here we have the trailer for Movie 43, the shart of a movie from Peter Farrelly. The only amusing thing to me is that Chloe Moretz apparently gets her period in this movie and she is playing Carrie in the remake of the same name. But even that isn't amusing enough to get me to smile. Plug it up, but not with a Swiffer.

This isn't a trailer, but I couldn't resist sharing Tom Cruise and his derp face photo from the set of Oblivion. This bastard is just screaming to be meme'd up.


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  • googergieger

    The only reason I'd see Movie 43 is because of Corey Brewer being in it.

  • Rooks

    My brain was convinced that either younger Sigourney Weaver or younger Susan Sarandon would be in that video. How weird.

  • psemophile

    Wait, did those guys just pull a Quarantine on us and revealed the ending to the trailer.

  • Robert

    I blame the really boring, almost stock sounding music in the Lovelace clip for that Lifetime je ne sais quoi.

  • Ley

    Chloe Moretz is growing into quite an attractive woman. I tried to phrase that in the least-creepy way possible.

  • Ghisent

    She's 15. You failed.

  • Kballs

    That's funny. I can't see the Fisher-Price logo anywhere on Cruise's helicopter . . .

  • Groundloop

    Props to the props department.

  • zeke_the_pig

    Oh that is an incredibly delightful derp face on Cruise. Thanks!
    You'd think he'd be happy, wandering about on a deserted planet, no other human beings nearby to cause any inconvenient 'sense of actual scale' mishaps.

  • BlackRabbit

    In the outtakes he gets run over by WALL-E.

  • bleujayone

    Indeed. It must have felt great to have been bounding around in his Uggs there without the bitch of having to wear his usual 6-inch lifts.

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