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By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (15)



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Nimrod Antel’s Predators (produced by Robert Rodriguez) is a film that fills fans with an odd mixture of anticipation and dread. Anticipation because the concept is pretty fantastic — the predators kidnap several of the baddest motherfuckers on earth and transport them to their home planet to be hunted. Dread because we’ve seen the franchise fucked royally, relentlessly, and repeatedly. The first Predator is a modern classic, a true product of its era, filled with muscle-bound oafs who were so badass it was almost farcical. The second one had Danny Glover, woefully miscast as a tough guy, and Gary Busey being, well, Gary Busey.

Then there were the Aliens vs. Predators films, which were the outer space equivalents of the Underworld franchise — that is to say, a no-brainer concept, pitting two classic creatures against each other, but pathetically executed (although I found Requiem to be rather enjoyable, if stupid as burning pigshit).

In any event, Predators has a fairly impressive cast, and now Rodriguez and company is releasing a series of short featurettes on each character to try to pique our interest. It’s a mixed bag — much as I enjoy Adrien Brody as an actor, I’m not sure I buy him as an action hero, and I don’t know what the fuck Topher Grace is doing in the film. Sop far, four featurettes have been released, and here they are:

Royce (Adrien Brody):


Royce

Isabelle (Alice Braga):

Noland (Laurence Fishburne):

Cuchillo (Danny Motherfuckin’ Trejo):

Some interesting stuff there, mainly the revelation that Fishburne’s Noland has been there for some time, slowly going crazy, living like a scavenger. The remaining cast — Mahershalalhashbaz Ali as Mombasa, Topher Grace as Edwin, Oleg Taktarov as Nikolai, Louis Ozawa Changchien as Hanzo, and Walton Groggins as Stans — don’t have featurettes yet, but as they come out, I’ll keep you posted (assuming they all get them — I’m guessing some of the characters don’t survive long enough to warrant bios).

Predators comes out July 9th, 2010.









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Comments

Edwin featurette: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_3SDyasarE. De CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

Posted by: the new transported man at May 5, 2010 10:55 AM

I've known quite a few Royces in my time. All of them were Korean girls.

I never got why so many Korean girls got named Royce until I met a pair of identical twins named Royce and Eunice, and then was reading the Bible and came across the passage that talks about Timothy's mother and grandmother, Lois and Eunice. LOIS and Eunice.

I get lots of laughs at the expense of my mom's fobbed out accent, but I feel pretty bad for all the girls I know who should've been named Lois.

In other news: TREEEEEEEJOOOOOO!!!!! And Brody Abs, mmm, part of a balanced breakfast.

Posted by: Jelinas at May 5, 2010 10:59 AM

I'm still cautiously optimistic. It looks more like a return to the good old days of Arnie and Jessie.

Plus, Trejo.

Posted by: admin at May 5, 2010 11:04 AM

I have unabashedly seen all the Predator/Alien/Alien vs Predator movies, so, uhg. Looks like I'm down for this one too, especially given the interesting casting.

Posted by: danny at May 5, 2010 11:27 AM

They posted that Danny Trejo interview with the AV Club on Pajiba Love, right? The word "legit" gets tossed around a fair amount, but no one deserves it more than Trejo.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at May 5, 2010 11:28 AM

Is it wrong that when I first saw the header pic I thought of John Travolta in Battlefield Earth?

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at May 5, 2010 11:35 AM

Whorish Mouth... I thought the same thing...

Posted by: Tammers at May 5, 2010 12:06 PM

My money's on Trejo. I say he hunts down and wipes out all the human motherfuckers for practice and THEN takes him some trophy predator nads. The aliens make him king. And one of them kneels before him and says ...

Wait for it ... waaaaait for it ... say it with me now ...

"You one ugly motherfucker."

Posted by: , at May 5, 2010 12:45 PM

So Topher Grace's character is the sick doctor dude from Human Centipede?

Posted by: JenVegas at May 5, 2010 12:45 PM

Not Groggins, GOGGINS.

Posted by: TylerDFC at May 5, 2010 1:04 PM

Speaking of Trejo. Any news on Machete?

Posted by: peanut at May 5, 2010 1:05 PM

"The last thing he wanted to do was lead this group of killers, but he doesn't have much choice...." (deleted in the editing room)-because he's the only recognizable white male of the group.

Posted by: feebthefurbieassasin at May 5, 2010 5:29 PM

Posted by: Royalewithcheese at May 5, 2010 5:42 PM

This actually looks like it could be the shot in the ass this series needs.

Posted by: blahblah at May 6, 2010 4:41 AM

danny trejo fansss - check out this new movie hes in comin ou

Posted by: frilb at May 28, 2010 1:56 PM