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Mutilation Is the Most Sincere Form of Flattery

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (18)



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Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll has been languishing in production hell for about six years now. Directed by and starring none other than Brian Warner — you may know him as Marilyn Manson — it’s simply never really found a home. It’s still as-yet incomplete, but Manson claims to once again be determined to get it back on track. A few years ago, in an effort to get production moving again, a trailer and poster were made, but they never made it out of the studio.

Now, we have both for your viewing… erm… pleasure. Let’s not place too much weight on that word. The trailer is very Manson — lots of creepy imagery, weird, static cuts, strange costume design — that sort of thing. He stars as Lewis Carroll, and it co-stars model Lily Cole and ex-wife and burlesque queen Dita Von Teese, along with a spooky-assed pair of twins doing some shit that sisters should probably not be doing. Because of the plentiful nudity and some general ickiness, the trailer is unquestionably NSFW, folks.

With the word that Manson wants to get the project running again, one would have to guess that at least some of the film would need to be recast, considering he’s divorced from Von Teese and is now squicking the shit out of people with his relationship with Evan Rachel Wood.

[shudder]

Regardless, the trailer does look kind of cool, in a low-rent kind of way. Personally, I’d like to see him finish the project out of sheer curiosity, if nothing else. I’m a big fan of Manson’s music, as silly and overwrought as it sometimes is, and I’d like to see if he can, at the very least, do something better than Rob Zombie.

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Comments

and I’d like to see if he can, at the very least, do something better than Rob Zombie.

That bar is low.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at April 26, 2010 10:36 AM

The hell? That thing is so dark I can hardly make any of it out, until it hits the typical ADHD editing that gives me a headache. Seriously, why the fuck do they have to keep doing that?

Posted by: , at April 26, 2010 10:51 AM

*puts on helmet*

I hate to say it, but I liked the Eclipse trailer better.

*Dives in trench*

Posted by: Magiel at April 26, 2010 11:06 AM

He can easily aim for hire than Rob Zombie based on that trailer. We could be talking Dee Snyder's Strangeland or better in quality here. The trailer seemed very Jan Svankmajer, only with real people and animals, not puppets and animation.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2010 11:10 AM

Ok, that was creepy and not in the good way.

It looks like The Visions of Manson-on-serious-doses-of-crack-thinking-about-what-Lewis-Carol-might-have-been-thinking-and-not-really-getting-there.

I liked the Eclipse trailer more as well, and that's saying a lot.

Posted by: Ada at April 26, 2010 11:21 AM

Is it a movie? It look like a music video. I enjoy Manson music, but a movie?

Posted by: MadClawMann at April 26, 2010 11:27 AM

Looks more interesting than his last album.

Posted by: Steph at April 26, 2010 11:48 AM

What did he do to the bunny, TK?

WHAT THE HELL DID HE DO TO THE BUNNY?!

Posted by: ZombieNurse at April 26, 2010 12:16 PM

It's like the trailer for Serbian Film, but for youngsters. The kindler, gentler version.

Sort of. Maybe.

Wait, what does this actually have to do with Lewis Carroll though? So far there's... a white rabbit and... pedophilia? If Lewis Carroll envisioned twins making out and then getting pap smears, I really have to re-read the Alice books. Or, conversely, perhaps I ought NEVER to re-read them. O_o

Posted by: Nat Kittyface at April 26, 2010 12:27 PM

This just looked like shit.

There was nothing disturbing about it.

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Posted by: garyll at April 26, 2010 1:02 PM

I think I'll stick with Svankmajer, thanks.

Manson's British accent is heinous, BTW.

Posted by: plywood at April 26, 2010 4:26 PM

Marilyn Manson is no longer relevant (not sure if he ever was in the first place), and he may suck a bag of dicks.

Posted by: idiot dentist at April 26, 2010 8:49 PM

"... a spooky-assed pair of twins doing some shit that sisters should probably not be doing"

Oh no, I sure don't want to see any of that. (licks lips, looks around nervously)

Posted by: Pat C at April 26, 2010 11:26 PM

Meh, that smacks of trying too hard to be "edgy" and "disturbing," to me.

Posted by: Jelinas at April 27, 2010 3:20 AM

It looks like a mashup of The House On Haunted Hill, 1999 version.

Regardless I will see it, of course.

Posted by: Norwego at April 27, 2010 9:47 AM

You people should read Lewis Carrol's diaries.

Posted by: Paulie at April 28, 2010 1:18 AM

I SWEAR you posted this recently before this.

Posted by: dorkydragon at May 18, 2010 4:16 PM