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How Is It That a Movie That Doesn't Exist Has Such Awesome Trailers?

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (32)



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Despite the bizarre awesomeness of the whole thing, I laid off posting the first teaser for Iron Sky, mainly because, well, it’s a trailer for a movie that doesn’t exist. But then again, it’s not like that stopped me before, so what the hell.

The story of Iron Sky is a weird one. The film is a low-brow, high-concept one about a secret Nazi base on the moon that’s been hidden since WWII, and now the Nazis are back in force and invading the earth. And, I have to admit, that sounds pretty awesome if handled with a tongue in cheek… though not too much so. The trailers are mainly pre-production production footage, shot basically in an effort to garner funding, which the film is apparently sorely lacking. In fact, the second trailer concludes with a solicitation for money.

Strange, eh?

Here’s the official synopsis:

Iron Sky is a scifi movie that takes place in the year 2018, when the Nazis, who fled the Earth to the dark side of the Moon in 1945, return to claim the Earth. The film is a Finnish-German co-production, filmed mainly in English, with a budget of 6.5 million euros. It’s directed by Timo Vuorensola and produced by Tero Kaukomaa (Blind Spot Pictures), Samuli Torssonen (Energia Productions) and Oliver Damian (27 Films Production), with a screenplay is written by the acclaimed sci-fi writer Johanna Sinisalo (Nebula Award nominee 2009, Finlandia 2000) and Michael Kalesniko (Private Parts). The cast includes Julia Dietze (1½ Ritter), Götz Otto (Schindler’s List, The Downfall), Tilo Prückner (The Neverending Story, Die Fälscher) and Udo Kier (Dogville, Dancer in the Dark).

I don’t know most of those names, and frankly I don’t care. I’m still intrigued. Plus — Udo Kier! And… um… the guy that played the Night Hob in The Neverending Story! If they could get Jürgen Prochnow to sign onto this bitch, I’d absolutely donate.

Anyway, here’s the first trailer, which is absolutely awesome (and features some great music):

Here’s the second one, which is heavier on the bombast, but still pretty damn entertaining:

You can also see production art and photos on the film’s Flickr page (though I must say, they seem to have borrowed heavily from the Killzone video games).

Come on. You’d totally see that, admit it.









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Comments

This premise sounds a lot like the plot of a novel I read recently (actually, re-read) called "Underland" by Mick Farren. In it, the Nazis develop flying saucer technology with help from alien lizard people, and retreat into the Hollow Earth after the war, only to re-emerge 60 years later. Of course, the CIA hires a 1,000 year old vampire to stop them.

Yes, I read this book twice.

I've read it too - the 4th book in the Victor Renquist saga. Good stuff. - TK

Posted by: Paul Southworth at May 18, 2010 10:40 AM

Love the dove shitting on the iconic eagle in the first trailer.

Posted by: The Wanderer at May 18, 2010 10:51 AM

I seem to remember Bruce Campbell said the Coen Brothers sold their first movie this way. Making a trailer and shopping it around to dentists and such.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at May 18, 2010 10:53 AM

Haha Space Nazis. That's awesome.

Posted by: Professor Science at May 18, 2010 11:00 AM

So, basically, they ripped off the entire "Nazis on the Moon" idea from the Nintendo game Rocket Ranger?

Posted by: Case at May 18, 2010 11:08 AM

That looks fucking awesome. Please God let those guys get the money they need.

Posted by: TheChief at May 18, 2010 11:09 AM

That first clip was just awesome.

Posted by: peanut at May 18, 2010 11:40 AM

Nazis from the moon and Udo Kier? Sold.

Posted by: jcollier at May 18, 2010 12:03 PM

The Germans are making a movie about Nazis? Is that even legal there?!

Posted by: Todd at May 18, 2010 12:12 PM

It's so weird that the Finns love Nazis so much. And possibly by "love," I just mean "are obsessed with," but still. (I say this as someone of part-Finnish descent who loves Finland more than anything in the world. But Finns are fucking weird.)

Wasn't the Nazi zombie movie also Finnish?

If they could get Jürgen Prochnow to sign onto this bitch, I’d absolutely donate.

Hee!

Posted by: MM at May 18, 2010 12:16 PM

How is it that a movie that doesn't even exist yet has a better trailer than 95% of the movies that actually do exist?

Posted by: stardust at May 18, 2010 12:22 PM

Yep, I'd totally see it.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at May 18, 2010 12:24 PM

@MM Are you on about DEAD SNOW?
That was Norwegian and brilliant

Posted by: peanut at May 18, 2010 12:34 PM

I really loved the first clip. The trailers do pique one's interest, don't they?

Of course, I couldn't help thinking things like: Where'd they get all the raw materials they needed to build their base? Without gravity, could you really get asphalt to stick to the moon's surface to make a road? I guess they brought some women with them and they were seriously busy breeding new nazis? Also, I'm still stuck on all the metal needed to make those space ships. I'm supposed to be suspending my disbelief, aren't I?

Posted by: tamatha at May 18, 2010 12:52 PM

"To the Moon, Alles!"

Posted by: Odnon at May 18, 2010 12:59 PM

I have the same issues as Tamatha. I mean, I consider my suspension of disbelief elastic as possible, it does Yoga three times a week, once I even caught it watching an Uwe Boll film.

But please, the whole "Nazi Germany was superior at science" myth is exactly that. They unquestionably had better rocket scientists (that's why the allies marched in and stole them - literally - at the end of the war), but the net product of that slightly more advanced field was some very undependable ballistic rockets that never made it intercontinental status.

It would honestly be better from a storyline perspective to just make up some magic. Nazi's found some voodooo doll that gives them endless energy or something. Then you could proceed with the rest of the tomfoolery and it would, paradoxically, make more sense.

-Frob

Posted by: frobme at May 18, 2010 1:27 PM

Yes! Renquist, exactly. I've been meaning to get around to the first three books in the series, but to my knowledge none of them involve Nazi mole people, so I've been slow to pick them up.

Every megalomaniac villain in every cartoon, movie, TV series and radio play since the 1940s has been based on the Nazis anyway, so why not embrace it? Skeletor? Hitler. Dr. Robotnik? Hitler. Darth Vader? Hitler with asthma.

Posted by: Paul Southworth at May 18, 2010 1:39 PM

The giant swastika White House/moonbase is terrifying.

I hope Hitler is in it. If they can build a sustainable culture on the moon, they can keep his aging body alive.

Posted by: superasente at May 18, 2010 1:40 PM

I'm reading complaints that it's too unrealistic to be entertaining?

Posted by: Jay at May 18, 2010 1:45 PM

Robert A Heinlein did Nazis on the moon for his novel "Rocketship Galileo" in 1947. Before anyone else, and much better. Too bad no one knows how to make a decent Heinlein film adaptation...

Posted by: Tranjo at May 18, 2010 1:52 PM

They couldn't save Hitler's brain, but they were able to transplant part of his liver into a small Scotty dog, which they subsequently trained to bark at Moon Jews.

Posted by: Paul Southworth at May 18, 2010 1:54 PM

Eventually we're going to run out of weird, evil shit for the Nazis to do. I mean, you have zombie Nazis, werewolf Nazis, Nazi geneticists hiding out in Brazil, Nazis trying to find the Holy Grail. Where does it end?

In 10 years we're gonna run out the clock on this Nazi shit, watch. It'll begin with Nazi's Travel Back in Time and Capture Dinosaurs and Unleash Them on World War II!, or the romance epic Nazis Woo A Young Fashion Magazine Editor on Holiday in Italy While Other Sappy Sub-plots Fail to Develop!. This of course will culminate in the epic, two part box-of-WTF Sci-fi war movie that is;

/"Movie Trailer Voice"
/Music kinda like the Terminator theme. Or Lord of the Rings.

Late in 1945, The Third Reich was nearing the end...

Nazi Soldier: Shiza! Ze Amerikaner iz Marchingz to Berlin!

In a secret high-tech laboratory underneath Hitler's underground lair...

Nazi Scientist: Ve have to createz a plan to Vin ze Var!,

A shocking discovery of impossible scientific implications gave them what they need...Now, The Nazi SS has come up with a Final Final Solution.

SS Officer: Zis is ze only way, Mein Fuhrer. If ve do not go back, and stop ourselvez from losing, ve put all of Ze Fazerland at peril!

Hitler:AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

In their final hour, they were desperate...

SS Officer: We are dezperate!

This Summer 2023, in order to stop the Allied Victory, the Third Reich will use time-travel do the unthinkable...

Nazis vs.............MORE NAZIS!!

Posted by: D-Day at May 18, 2010 2:18 PM

D-Day, your Nazi/Dinosaur movie is worth the $10 admission.

Posted by: superasente at May 18, 2010 4:19 PM

That first trailer is the scheisse.

Needs a Pink Floyd soundtrack to seal the deal.

Posted by: , at May 18, 2010 6:17 PM

While the emotional and nerdy 13 year old boy in me wants to love this idea, the rational, somewhat scientifically well read 43 year old man keeps thinking that generations of Nazis raised on 1/6 Earth gravity will result in a whole mess of shattered ankles, tibias and patellas at the first Earthbound goosestep. That's if they can even stand upright without some bitchin' exoskeletons. Which again begs the question, "Where are they getting all the raw materials? And energy to build stuff with?"

On the other hand, I am Udo Kiers bitch. If they make it, I'll watch it.

Posted by: Groundloop at May 18, 2010 7:02 PM

@Supes

Yeah I just realized I put the best part of that post in the first joke. How sweet would that movie be? It's one part Saving Private Ryan, one part Jurassic Park, one part maybe Hobo With A Shotgun or some other Grindhouse-level movie.

You just see a bunch of soldiers exit the boats at Normandy, and all of a sudden like eight T-Motherfucking-Rexes wearing pointy helmets just start charging down the hillside at the beach.

Or you follow a squad in the bocage in France, clearing out these big, expansive, overgrown farms. Cut to the Raptors closing in, enter carnage.

Posted by: D-Day at May 18, 2010 8:02 PM

I'll stick to my "Fascists on Mars" which was so awesome I wanted to have babies with it, though I reconsidered when I figured they would come out either fascists or martians.

Posted by: rio at May 18, 2010 8:42 PM

I know this will make me sound like a total moron but I would almsot want to see this as a serious movie. If these space nazis developed the propulsion system needed to get to the moon they could invent CO2 -> O2 conversion, Artifical gravity, and successful mining operations.

To elevate my nerdness, it only takes 9 men and 13 women to start a society without genetic degeneration from inbreeding.

Finally, in this alternate reality if they need supplies why not fly down to Earth and get it. Roswell? Nazis. White Trash abductions? Nazi Soldiers. Uwe Boll? Nazi.

Posted by: the EPA at May 18, 2010 9:22 PM

I gotta admit, bad b-movie sci-fi stuff is something I truly love. I'll never forget when I found Humanity's End at Redbox. I couldn't believe it. I looked around to see if anyone was looking--my luck! Nobody. I checked it out and scampered off.

Then, when I was in line to return it, the guy behind me asked "What movie are you returning?" And when I tried explaining, "Well, it's kind of a ..." that's when I realized that love of b-movie sci-fi is shit you keep to yourself.

Posted by: Johnnyboy at May 19, 2010 12:02 AM

My darling husband is of the opinion that if Nazis had never existed, Hollywood would have had to invent them. Think about it. They are the ultimate bad guys, and they're white, so you're not pissing off any ethnic minorities. But you never have to give any backstory. Just show a swastika and you're done.

Posted by: BWeaves at May 19, 2010 4:57 PM

Soooooooo, they're lifting off from Antartica, where it's fookin freezing. Challenger blew up because of a frozen O-ring in Florida in January when the temperature only hit 31F.

Also, I could swear they're all flying Millenium Falcons when the Moon base doors open.

Posted by: BWeaves at May 19, 2010 5:04 PM

Udo Kier is going to be the Fuhrer. Laibach are providing the soundtrack and filming starts in the fall. They reportadly have 90% of the money for the film. I can't friggin wait.

Posted by: peanut at May 20, 2010 11:09 AM