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Now That's My Kind of Crazy

By TK | Trailers | April 20, 2010 | Comments ()


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Can I just start by mentioning how much I love the fact that, with the release of this film, we are officially at a place where if someone asks you if you've seen that movie about strippers and zombies, you can now reply, "Which one?" It's either a sign of the apocalypse, or a sign of the impending Awesomeing. Yes, I said Awesomeing. It's like the Happening, only awesome.

So, I don't know how much intro you need for a movie that is actually called Big Tits Zombie in 3D. I don't know for a fact that it's in 3-D, and I don't care. In fact, it's even awesomer if it's not, because that just ratchets up the nonsense factor even more. The trailer is below. It's mostly in Japanese, but I'll be honest -- I know know that a functional understanding of the Japanese language would actually help it make sense. Because this trailer is crazypants. It looks like a goddamn Fellini film compared to Zombie Strippers. There's so much insanity here that it threatens to tear a hole in the fabric of our universe. Sushi zombies! Chicks with chainsaws! Some random dude with horns looking puzzled! PING PONG ZOMBIES!

I don't know a goddamn thing about the directors or the actors, but I know this:

I shall see this. Oh, yes I will. If I have to sell Dustin's soul to pay for a ticket to Japan and see it in the theater, if I have to literally kill a man, if I have to ride on the back of a goddamn Beluga whale to get there, I will see this.

Enjoy.

(Source: IESB)



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