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Now That's My Kind of Crazy

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (16)

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Can I just start by mentioning how much I love the fact that, with the release of this film, we are officially at a place where if someone asks you if you’ve seen that movie about strippers and zombies, you can now reply, “Which one?” It’s either a sign of the apocalypse, or a sign of the impending Awesomeing. Yes, I said Awesomeing. It’s like the Happening, only awesome.

So, I don’t know how much intro you need for a movie that is actually called Big Tits Zombie in 3D. I don’t know for a fact that it’s in 3-D, and I don’t care. In fact, it’s even awesomer if it’s not, because that just ratchets up the nonsense factor even more. The trailer is below. It’s mostly in Japanese, but I’ll be honest — I know know that a functional understanding of the Japanese language would actually help it make sense. Because this trailer is crazypants. It looks like a goddamn Fellini film compared to Zombie Strippers. There’s so much insanity here that it threatens to tear a hole in the fabric of our universe. Sushi zombies! Chicks with chainsaws! Some random dude with horns looking puzzled! PING PONG ZOMBIES!

I don’t know a goddamn thing about the directors or the actors, but I know this:

I shall see this. Oh, yes I will. If I have to sell Dustin’s soul to pay for a ticket to Japan and see it in the theater, if I have to literally kill a man, if I have to ride on the back of a goddamn Beluga whale to get there, I will see this.

Enjoy.

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Comments

(sigh) One of these days I'm going to realize that I find the entire concept of zombies breathtakingly stupid and just stop watching and/or reading things with zombies in them.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 20, 2010 11:43 AM

They totally give away the twist-ending of Tamayo becoming a zombie right there in the preview. What are they thinking!?

Posted by: Kballs at April 20, 2010 11:44 AM

The director, Takao Nakano, has also made a movie called Sexual Parasite: Killer Pussy with a plot synopsis as such: Five teenagers enter a deserted jungle and trespass inside an abandoned house only to find it haunted by a woman with a monster hidden inside her reproductive organs.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at April 20, 2010 11:45 AM

Hate to say it but I'm kinda getting over the zombie thing. I watched "Zombie Honeymoon" this weekend after a friend's urging. This flick has over 70% on Rotten Tomatoes, by the way. And it SUCKED. I gave it an F+ because there was one sorta creepy-cool shot of a zombie coming out of the ocean. Movie made no sense, the 83min run time was padded beyond belief, and the zombie effects were both low-budget and restrained. Also the soundtrack was horrible and they must have owed money to the band because they kept playing one song over and over.

Awful. Avoid.

Posted by: TylerDFC at April 20, 2010 11:56 AM

Feh. Robogeisha trailer did this first, and better.

Posted by: Jerce at April 20, 2010 11:59 AM

That made no fucking sense at all and I fucking loved it!

Posted by: admin at April 20, 2010 12:19 PM

Nothing -- NOTHING -- will top the pink-pong ball/billiard-ball fight scene in "Zombie Strippers."

NO. THING.

But I appreciate that people will continue to try. Oh, how I appreciate it.

Posted by: superasente at April 20, 2010 12:29 PM

The entire time I was reading this I was thinking to myself "this is a trick, there's no way a movie with this premise actually exists. He's totally just going just going to stick a Human Centipede trailer in there." See how paranoid you've made me, TK?

Posted by: Even Stevens at April 20, 2010 1:13 PM

I thought there were supposed to be big tits in this?

Posted by: BWeaves at April 20, 2010 1:25 PM

I would go the high-brow route, but I'll just say:

Not enough tits.

Posted by: Recondite at April 20, 2010 1:29 PM

Can we double-dip this with Hobo with a Shotgun? Maybe even have the Hobo swing in on a magical Safeway cart at the end?

Posted by: D-Day at April 20, 2010 1:29 PM

Nakano has quite a following among porno-exploit-J-Horror fans in America. Me? Not one of them. I've yet to see evidence of a desire to do anything in his films but put girls in ridiculous horror cliches and have them bounce. To some, that's enough. For example, much of Pajiba will be all too happy to get shitfaced and laugh at this. I just have higher standards in my sexploit-horror.

Please enjoy your 3D bouncing titties. Just remember: that's about half of the upcoming Piranha: 3D, what with it being set during spring break with a Girls Gone Wild parody sub-plot thrown in for good measure. That will actually be available in America. Don't get your hopes up for this one seeing a readily available DVD release unless your DVD player is region free.

Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2010 1:45 PM

Whenever I see a mention of women's breasts and 3-D, I flash back to "Dr. Tongue's 3-D House of Stewardesses" (SCTV).

Posted by: Pat C at April 20, 2010 3:29 PM

Why did I have to fill out my age to ensure I was old enough when I didn't get to see tits?

Posted by: Brenton at April 20, 2010 4:43 PM

I think there's gonna be much more "tittays" than what the trailer might suggest, so Recondite, BWeaves, have faith.

Also Sora Aoi is a porno actress, not that I know anything about that.

Posted by: rg at April 20, 2010 8:45 PM

Where can i buy it?

Posted by: HACKMAN at April 20, 2010 11:44 PM