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All I want to do is play with myself after watching that.

Fuck your "Focus on the Family".

If I was a Pixar animator I'd do that kind of thing on purpose, just to mock their Midwest Wonder-bread Eisenhower-era idea of an "acceptable" family model.

Sorry, but Ken's reaction to Barbie means he's bi, at the very least. And, really, if you were Ken, wouldn't you swing both ways?

The rest of FotF's objections sound to me a bit like "the lady doth protest too much." Perhaps they should take a look into why an obvious referral to a sandbox being used as a cat bathroom sparks questions of a sexual nature in them. I just don't want to hear their revelations about same.

I meant "if they think. . . ."

But... but the Lincoln Logs are clearly poop. Is poop phallic now?

...

That explains some things, actually.

if you were Ken, wouldn't you swing both ways?

Well, if you really were Ken you wouldn't be swinging any way.

Actually, I do find it a bit offensive, but in a completely different way than Focus on the Family. It's more like the exaggerated racial stereotypes turned into characters by George Lucas in the recent Star Wars films or Michael Bay in the last Transformers movie.

It's dumb and unnecessary. A cheap joke aimed low. I expect that type of stuff from Jeff Dunham and any pairing of Kevin James and Adam Sandler, but: really Pixar? You're better than that.

What the fuck is with the commercial running at the end that you CANT STOP? Are they really trying to force us to watch a commercial for the privilege of having watched a commercial? And do they think we are too stupid to hit the refresh button or just leave the damn page? Maybe it's just me but I don’t see how this is a good thing for the site hosting the trailer.

Focus on Family? More like Focus on Freud.

Yeah. So. I worked in my Mom's antiques store and art gallery for 5 years. I learned one thing if nothing else about people when it comes to art: Their reaction to it, especially to non-representational, abstract, or kinetic sculpture, says a LOT about who they are. I saw well dressed middle aged women have a FIT over what was literally acrylic paint drizzled on a canvas and sprayed with a squirt gun full of paint thinner. As non-representational as it gets. You would swear it was a picture of baby rape the way she reacted. I had endless "what a huge waste of time THIS must have been" comments about various pieces.
Umm, What's it to ya? Was it your time? Did this guy owe you money or something? Nice John Deer hat.
And then my personal favorite: the ones who literally gasped and clutched their pearls/bolos at the sight of the NUDES.
HOLY FUCKING GOD! NEKKID WOMEN!!!!
When confronted with a quivering mass of enraged prude, I would often smile sweetly and say, "Isn't it interesting what art inspires us to feel. I guess that piece really spoke to you in some way."
Boy, did THAT shut them up.

I don't think should be any surprise that Objectivists would run afoul of Focus on the Family. If anything, the fact that Conservatives (really mostly just Republicans) would want to align themselves with both is really just an indication of the hypocrisy committed by the parties in whoring themselves out to the electorate.

I can't stop laughing at the pickle thing.

PICKLE. SHOUT IT OUT LOUD. PICKLE BAD. PICKLE NAUGHTY.

It totally depends on what outfit you dress Ken in!

Can I get a link please? I've searched all over Google and the FOTF sites for their press release or whatever on this, and I can't find a damn thing.

You see, this is how batshit FotF is -- I can make up something this completely ridiculous, and many assume it's true, proving that you can't parody a parody.

All I want to do is play with myself after watching that.

Posted by: anthonyva at February 11, 2010 2:09 PM

Before, during, after. I don't know that it has anything to do with the trailer though. This is not unusual.

Am I serious? Who knows. Just don't tell Pixar. I want them to respect me.

Hahaha, deep down aren't we all just trying to earn the respect of Pixar?

So this isn't true?

Whatever. I'm going to pretend it is anyways so I can go on hating the religious right.

Obama + Stewart = FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

These are the same kinds of people who, back in the 80's and 90's were scanning Disney movies frame-by-frame looking for phallic symbols cleverly hidden in the most innoculous places. Can you blame them? Disney animators were notorious sex fiends, often going home from work to make love to their spouses in full view of their pets! No wonder Goofy's ambling gait had such erotic undertones.

Like the animators, the smut-patrolers probably had the same kinds of dreams. The most standard and commonplace of all dreams is the penis car wash dream, where you stand naked in an automated conveyer car wash with enormous schlongs for brushes. You stand there helplessly, as they flop all over your body, soaking you in ... let's call it soap, all to the playing of Eye of the Tiger, thundering in your ears.

I've never personally had this dream (though I'm sure almost everyone has), but I would assume that you would then awake in a cold sweat, and yet laughing maniacally for some reason.

Scientists have proven that the best way to combat these dreams are to eat Taco Bell before bedtime, but Focus on the Family people prefer to admonish cartoons. People are just different this way.

Oh, Christ. Don't get Nadine started on Wall*E

I hope everyone remembers this the next time their parents go on and on about how awesome Rush and Fox News are....

"If there's anything I can't stand, it's those judgmental bastards....hang them all!!!!"

Alright, I know it's a kids movie, but what kind of college age kid talks about their toys that way?

Well played, Rowles. Well played.

To Patty:

Heh-conservative masturbation! Mine is quite liberal (Best Rush Limbaugh voice: "Frankly, the only thing liberal about me is the amount of semen I can produce!")

Kamikazi Feminist writes, "I think someone should devise a contest where you read a FoTF movie description and decide whether they were describing actual hardcore pornography, or a children's movie."

I think something almost exactly like that is a great idea. My submission:

Young boy meets old man, who give himsomething he's not supposed to have. Boy curls up in a blanket and fantasizes about the adventures of another, scantily-clad, young boy.

Second boy goes on adventures. He meets a giant who is ROCK HARD! He stumbles into a meeting filled with freaky weirdos who all worship the same young girl. Second boy goes off alone into the dark, scary realm where unwittingly climbs on top of some old beast, whose head slowly extends and blows something all over the young boy's face. Enter the dragon. Young boy passes between two large naked women who literally kill the last guy they partner with. Shoves something into a dog.

First boy relaxes by candlelight as powerful storm rages overhead. First boy meets the young, worshiped girl. The movie climaxes and the two get intimate.

The title (wait for it)?

The Neverending Orgy.

Oh yes, superasente, I put it there myself.

People who obsess about seeing penises everywhere they turn are clearly in need of them.

Without a doubt, these folks need a good shag/blow/wank. By the time you're seeing dicks, cocks and dongs in children's cartoons you are hornier than a teenage virgin munching Viagra like Tic-tacs... put down the remote and don't come back until you get some! Go fuck a knothole if you must. They sound like Bevis & Butt-head masquerading as bible-thumpers. "Hey, did he say "Woody?" Uh-hehehheheh." "Yeah Yeah BOOOIINNG!!!"

Focus on the Family, Christ. Newsflash you chuzzlewitz- if you don't start getting some peen there won't be a family to focus on. Maybe after some decent throwdown you'll finally take the cock-goggles off.

Peen Freaks I tell you!!! NOOKIE NOT COOKIE!

If our beloved fucking childhood toys all look phallic to you, then you've got issues asshole. And blame Hasbro! Pixar didn't exactly invent new toys! Geebus! These are the same people who used to scream that girls couldn't ride bikes because they'd accidentally lose their virginity! A PENIS does that, not a broken hymen. That's only the proof.

If it's taken what, 15 or so years for these cock-monkeys to figure this supposed conspiracy out, how the hell were our kids supposed to get this message? Did yer kid go gay and yer lookin for someone to blame? Or did the movie give you the urge to rub one out? Yeah, Buzz is a bit bear-ish to Woody's twink.

Wonder how they'd react to some tit for tat.

Hey, that crucifix is rather phallic. Is that foot for the g-spot? Whoa! They must be trying to get our girls to masturbate! What better way to distract the boys enough so the priests can get them to play ride-the-collar. And that steeple. Clearly God-penis Envy. I'm not even going into the whole eatin the body thing...

I'm always left with the biggest question; why would anyone want to influence kids to masturbate?!

Seems to me it says a lot more about the people ready to believe anything you say so long as it agrees with their preconceived ideas then it does about the organization you are trying to mock.

I'm inclined to agree with EricD on this one. I love a good crazy-bashing every once and again, but you guys tend to take it to a whole new level. But I still love you crazy bastards.

so john robets is moving to fox news? i wonder how he will do

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