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Too Much Skinny Rogen, Not Enough Christoph Waltz

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (24)



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The first trailer for Green Hornet (which is totally not Green Arrow or Green Lantern, Suck it, TK!) is out, and here’s what’s remarkable about it: I don’t hate it. Not at all. That’s only surprising, I suppose, because of all the negative press that Green Hornet has been getting — the rumors that the studio hated it, rumors that seemed to be validated when the movie was pushed from December to the January dumping grounds (giving the studio more time to add 3D elements, so says the studio). But, as we all know, a trailer isn’t ultimately the ideal marker for how good a film will be, although a trailer certainly is capable of putting folks in seats. This trailer has $22 million opening written all over it, which is decent, but not great, for a comic-book movie.

Seth Rogen and director Michel Gondry are kind of the last people you’d expect in a comic-book movie, but then again, from the looks of the trailer, it doesn’t look too comic-book-y. It doesn’t look very Michel Gondry-ey, either. It mostly looks like a Seth Rogen movie, with gadgets and guns instead of bowls and pipes. The focus in this first trailer is mostly on Rogen and his sidekick, Jay Chou, to the fortunate exclusion of Cameron Diaz, but the unfortunate exclusion of Christoph Waltz, who is the film’s real selling point.

I’d totally see this movie. I’d probably be ultimately disappointed, but I’d totally give it a shot based on the trailer.









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Comments

Gondry drew my portrait for $20 and made me look like a troll. I want my money back, Gondry. I could buy four burritos with that.

Posted by: sars at June 22, 2010 11:13 AM

I don't like its music score. Ok, so it will be different in the movie, but if they can't even get the trailer right ... just saying.

Posted by: SB at June 22, 2010 11:22 AM

Unless Kato is Jennifer Marlowe to the Green Hornet's Mr. Carlson, I can't see this working.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 22, 2010 11:29 AM

is it just me, or are then number of goofy/spoofy comic book comedies starting to outnumber actual comicbook movies?

Posted by: idleprimate at June 22, 2010 11:34 AM

The first trailer for Green Hornet ... is out, and here’s what’s remarkable about it: I don’t hate it.

I'm with you. I think that's probably because my expectations are so incredibly low for this, but it looks better than I thought it would.

Based on trailers alone, it already looks a hell of a lot better than, say, "Jonah Hex" or "Wolverine: Origins" (neither of which I have seen).

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at June 22, 2010 11:48 AM

TOM WILKINSON?!

Oh HELL yeah!

All in all, this trailer looks dumber than I expected for a Michel Gondry movie, more typical than I expected for a Seth Rogen superhero flick, and about as amusing as I expected from a major studio. But, no matter what, I'm seeing this, because the parties involved are too good (Wilkinson = Icing on the cake!).

Also, looks like Gondry paid attention when people ripped the shit out of Marc Forster and studied up on how to film an action sequence!

Posted by: ChristianH at June 22, 2010 12:28 PM

I'll wait for the Brown Hornet movie, thanks.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at June 22, 2010 12:37 PM

I had a sex dream about skinny Rogen the other night. That really has no bearing on this movie trailer. I think I like it.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at June 22, 2010 1:03 PM

I'll wait for the Brown Hornet movie, thanks.

Honestly, Tracer, that's who I thought the Green Hornet was for the longest time. I'm not up on my comic book heros, but I do remember my Fat Albert.

Also, please let me know when the Brown Hornet movie comes out, and we can go see it together.

Posted by: tamatha at June 22, 2010 1:26 PM

Wellllllll, Kato would be the most interesting person in the movie if he wasn't so wooden. I'll skip this one.

Posted by: BWeaves at June 22, 2010 1:49 PM

I'll probably wind up watching it out of boredom and because I'm gonna have that fat Army cash. However, am I the only one that strongly wishes they would stop putting Cameron Diaz in movies.

Posted by: matt at June 22, 2010 2:05 PM

That looks like a lot of collateral damage and dead civilians. Just saying.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at June 22, 2010 2:06 PM

doesn't look entirely boring. and given that i will watch ANYTHING...

Posted by: gp at June 22, 2010 2:27 PM

I was interested until it got pushed to January and converted to 3D. I'm fully expecting this to be a trainwreck of Super 8 proportions. This trailer was underwhelming. The only thing remotely interesting is a) Gondry (obviously) and b) Waltz as a villain.

Posted by: filmsavior at June 22, 2010 2:31 PM

It looks like stupid fun but I'd still rather watch Bruce Lee's ghost spin kick Jonah Hill's head clean off his fat little shoulders

Posted by: Nadine at June 22, 2010 3:08 PM

I know wwtdd.com is at times a misogynistic exercise in sexual frustration, but sometimes that guy CAN hit the nail on the head.

"Word on the street is that this movie was a complete mess in its early cut but it looks fine here. Most people on the internet aren’t smart enough to have thoughtful opinions so if something isn’t completely wonderful they say it’s the biggest piece of shit ever, but it’s okay to have movies like this or ‘the A-Team’. It’s okay to be an entertaining movie with cool shit going on. Not everything has to be ‘Schindler’s List’ for fucks sake. Rogan is cool, Jay Chou is cool, and it even has Christoph Waltz. Unfortunately it also has Cameron Diaz, and as a general rule I’d rather watch a [insert dirty thought here] porn starring my daughter than The Greatest Movie Ever starring Cameron Diaz."

Okay back to soccer

Posted by: D-Day at June 22, 2010 3:29 PM

The Rogan Jokes kill it for me actually.
The action stuff looks cool.
Too much funny-spigot between them for me though.

Posted by: Odnon at June 22, 2010 4:04 PM

This looks uber-stupid to me. I mean why cast a funny fat guy if he's not gonna be fat OR funny?

Posted by: logan at June 22, 2010 4:23 PM

It used to be "based on a true story", now i hate "in 3D"!

Posted by: Arthur Dent at June 22, 2010 7:35 PM

Oh God. So lame. Rogan is done.

Posted by: Martin at June 22, 2010 7:45 PM

wow there is a lot of hate on this commentary. i mean, do you WANT this do be dramatic dark knight batman green hornet??? cause i want Bad Boys III and this looks close enough so suck it pajibanhaters...

Posted by: asthon koosher at June 22, 2010 8:30 PM

I'll watch it if the Asian guy gets laid.

Posted by: dia at June 22, 2010 9:29 PM

Okay, as Pajiba's unofficial resident superhero, I feel the need to chime in.

First off, Rowles, thank you VERY much for clarifying that it is HORNET and not LANTERN or ARROW. Sheesh. For every time I flash my power ring to someone and they go "Ooh! Ooh! Green Hornet!!" I get stabby. Power-ring stabby.

I really like the Green Hornet. I like Fran Striker's original idea of a modern day Lone Ranger. I like the 60's series with Van Williams that introduced Bruce Lee to the states. I've got one of the two serials, and completely enjoyed the Now Comics series from the 90's...and I am totally all over this trailer.

I'm also going to publically admit to being a big fan of Seth Rogen. Let's just say I can relate to the "fat stoner" in him, okay? Even I was a little hinky about him donning the Hornet's fedora and mask...but not any more.

It was also interesting to note that Rogen's Brit Reid is very much like the Reid character Pajiba fave Kevin Smith is writing about in the current Green Hornet series by Dynamite Entertainment...a spoiled, bad-boy rich kid who's a media magnet...completely separate from the typically responsible Reid character who fights crime under the guise of a criminal mastermind. Hell even the biggest problem of the modern Hornet from the Now series was that he'd rather have pursued his career as a concert pianist instead of masked crimefighter. Not exactly tabloid material.

And finally, I was tickled at the scene showing Brit fumble the gas gun and shoot himself in the face. When I saw Rogen puff out green smoke from his nose, all I could think of was "Ah Seth, you can take the bong away from the boy..."

Yep. January. I'm there.

Posted by: Green Lantern at June 23, 2010 12:16 PM

This movie is going to be a disaster. Back when Adam West was hamming it up, someone who actually looked like the Green Hornet (not a chubby Jewish Canadian) was playing it straight. This movie is going to be a disservice to the franchise and its fans.

Posted by: R.J. Moore II at September 27, 2010 12:03 PM