Tommy Lee Jones Is General Tard the Grumpy Cat In 'Emperor' : Trailer Time!
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Tommy Lee Jones Is General Tard the Grumpy Cat In Emperor: Trailer Time!

By Jodi Clager | Trailers | January 18, 2013 | Comments ()


Well, Tommy Lee Jones should play Tard in the inevitable biopic of the Grumpy Internet sensation. In Emperor Tommy boy is playing General Douglas MacArthur in the time period following Japan's surrender in World War II. General MacArthur was basically in charge of Japan during this time and had to make the decision of whether or not to execute Japanese emperor Hirohito for war crimes. Unable to make the decision on his own, Matthew Fox's General Bonner Fellers is brought in as an expert on Japanese culture. What follows is a quest to make a decision that could have devastating consequences for the culture, and the woman, Fellers loves. Meh. It is probably a very good movie, but I don't enjoy movies like this.

The Brass Teapot has an interesting premise: a young married couple (Juno Temple and Michael Angarano) buy a brass teapot that gives them money whenever one of them gets hurt. Like AFLAC! This is a black comedy, so enjoy the self-injury, the punching, the couple realizing money isn't everything, and spankings. Why not just keep stubbing toes? Or do you get more money based on the severity of pain and injury?

Because the makers of the movie don't want you to see the trailer, because they smell like dog buns, here is the link to the trailer on Apple.

Last of all is the red-band trailer for kink. Perhaps you've heard of or visited the site This documentary follows the people that work with the BDSM site to show the lifestyle as it really is: safe, consensual, and not involving Twilight fan-fic.

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  • zeke_the_pig

    'Unable to make the decision on his own, Matthew Fox’s...'

    I was on board, then I leapt without a parachute.

  • Kala

    Agreed. And after seeing screenshots from that Alex Cross movie, I can't imagine him NOT looking like an angry erection. Except now he's an angry erection in uniform. THANKS, BRAIN.

  • zeke_the_pig

    'angry erection in jeans' was what my ex used to call me. Which is weird because I don't wear jeans. And didn't have many erections at the time.

  • ,

    That last one .. why are you just now showing a trailer for "Zero Dark Thirty"?

  • ,

    "When life loses it's magic ..."

    Jesus, they spend $10 million or $20 million making a movie, you'd think they could lavish a few dollars on a copy editor.

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