Where Your Author Gets So Flummoxed HE USES ALL CAPS
Wait? No. It's real. IT'S FUCKING REAL?! You have got to be kidding me. There is no way on God's green motherfucking Earth that this movie is real. I refuse to believe that a man sat down, wrote a script, secured financing, hired a crew, amassed a cast, and actually filmed a movie ABOUT A MOTHERFUCKING TALKING MULE and then had the audacity to actually title it TOMMY AND THE COOL MULE.
I'm sorry. I don't often go the ALL CAP route. Something leapt out of my chest. I think it might have been my soul.
Believable unfuck, folks. Watch it. You will be amazed. Not at the trailer. But that it's for an ACTUAL MOVIE.
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