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Where Your Author Gets So Flummoxed HE USES ALL CAPS

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | April 23, 2009 | Comments ()

Wait? No. It's real. IT'S FUCKING REAL?! You have got to be kidding me. There is no way on God's green motherfucking Earth that this movie is real. I refuse to believe that a man sat down, wrote a script, secured financing, hired a crew, amassed a cast, and actually filmed a movie ABOUT A MOTHERFUCKING TALKING MULE and then had the audacity to actually title it TOMMY AND THE COOL MULE.

I'm sorry. I don't often go the ALL CAP route. Something leapt out of my chest. I think it might have been my soul.

Believable unfuck, folks. Watch it. You will be amazed. Not at the trailer. But that it's for an ACTUAL MOVIE.

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