Three Trailer Thursday: Feel It! Feel It! Feel the Vibrations! In JGL's Pants!
Up first we have a short trailer for the Joseph Gordon-Levitt-directed Don Jon, starring JGL as the titular, porn-addicted character that has to choose between skin flicks and Scarlett Johansson. I would argue that this is the finest piece of film to ever be accompanied by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Next we have Queen Gorgo (Lena Headey) giving the voice-over for 300: Rise of an Empire. The sequel follows Themistocles (Sullivan Stapleton) as he battles Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro), his Persian army (various stunt people), and the vengeful Persian naval captain Artemisia (Eva Green).
Last of all comes the trailer for the film C.O.G., which is based on an autobiographical David Sedaris short story. David (Jonathon Groff) decides to take a sabbatical from his home life to work on a farm in the Northwestern U.S.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)