A Quantum Singularity of Suckitude
No one had particularly high hopes that this was going to be great cinema, but this looks beyond terrible. We're not even talking the degree of idiotically entertaining drivel like Pirates of the Caribbean or Transformers. This is just baffling crap, the sort that people who see six movies a month and have already seen everything else playing won't bother seeing.
Hey Legolas, Johnny Depp wants his schtick back.
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