A Quantum Singularity of Suckitude
Orlando Bloom did an exceptionally brief behind the scenes thing in costume for The Three Musketeers. He is either actually high, attempting the worst imaginable impression of Jack Sparrow, or perhaps both.
No one had particularly high hopes that this was going to be great cinema, but this looks beyond terrible. We're not even talking the degree of idiotically entertaining drivel like Pirates of the Caribbean or Transformers. This is just baffling crap, the sort that people who see six movies a month and have already seen everything else playing won't bother seeing.
Hey Legolas, Johnny Depp wants his schtick back.
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