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This 4-Second Teaser for Rise of the Planet of the Apes Tells You All You Need to Know About These 4 Seconds

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (19)



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SOYLENT GREEN IS MONKEY! YOU'RE EATING MONKEEEEY!!

wait, what?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 11, 2011 3:44 PM

It'd have been so much better if he'd have started peeing into his own mouth and drinking his own pee like that video of that monkey that drinks his own pee when he's peeing.

Posted by: Skitz at April 11, 2011 3:45 PM

Creeeeeepy...




...is what that would be if there were even a mote of context.

Posted by: superasente at April 11, 2011 3:48 PM

I better see some poo being flung in 3D.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 11, 2011 3:48 PM

What the fuck was that!?

Posted by: rico at April 11, 2011 4:00 PM

I hate every ape I see. From chimpan-A to chimpanzee.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at April 11, 2011 4:08 PM

Or chimpanzed if one lives in the Commonwealth.

Posted by: Groundloop at April 11, 2011 4:11 PM

That's actually kind of creepy. If they can strike that tone throughout the movie... *shudder*

They won't, of course, but those four seconds were intense!

Posted by: Paul Southworth at April 11, 2011 4:12 PM

Yeah, that was as creepy as four un-contextualized seconds can get...

(Seriously.)

Posted by: MM at April 11, 2011 4:17 PM

I can't wait to see th... oh, nevermind. It was nothing.

Literally.

Posted by: Riles at April 11, 2011 4:18 PM

I second the motion...
...poo being flung in 3D!

Posted by: OldSchool60 at April 11, 2011 4:31 PM

4 seconds? seriously?

Posted by: idleprimate at April 11, 2011 4:41 PM

What do you do when you have nothing? creepy monkey

Posted by: Protoguy at April 11, 2011 4:48 PM

idleprimate, this video is the embodiment of your handle.

Posted by: superasente at April 11, 2011 5:15 PM

Gross. Grossgrossgrossgross. Why are these movies so damn popular? I always found them incredibly repulsive and creepy as all hell. And not even in an enjoyable way.

OR: You will never make a monkey out of meeeeee...

Why isn't THAT a movie?

Posted by: Figgy at April 11, 2011 6:13 PM

I'm going to pretend you didn't say that figgy.

"You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

Posted by: DeistBrawler at April 11, 2011 7:51 PM

the best four seconds of any ape movie i've ever seen

Posted by: splinter at April 11, 2011 7:54 PM

Can I play the piano anymore?
Well of course you can!
But I couldn't before! I love you, Dr Zaius!

DB, those things are just so gross. Like furries. But worse.

Posted by: Figgy at April 11, 2011 8:18 PM

It already looks to be better then the last POTA movie.

Posted by: mechadave at April 11, 2011 9:27 PM