They're All Going to Burn: "True Blood" Teaser

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Trailers | April 2, 2013 |

Here's the trailer:

The thing is that although "True Blood" has completely jumped the rails, one criticism that I wouldn't level at it is a lack of stuff happening. It's all shitballs retarded, but at least something happens, which has been a problem of a decent proportion of the dark genre shows over the last decade as they get up there in seasons. It's particularly ironic with "True Blood" since the show is based on a series of books (that it ceased having the slightest thing to do with quite some time ago) in which nothing happens in the least by later volumes. Sookie does so much laundry and runs so many plot irrelevant errands in the books that she could have been written by Robert Jordan.

I'd still rather just watch a Pam and Lafayette spin off, but HBO doesn't return my phone calls, so that project is still up in the air.

Season six of "True Blood" arrives on June 16th.

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