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The Unofficial Faster Trailer Makes You Want To Smash Things

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (5)



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Never before has a trailer summed up my feelings quite as effectively as this one. It’s created by i09’s Garrison Dean, and it’s a recut/remix of the trailer for Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s upcoming, ultraviolent revenge flick, Faster. And it nails what we’ve all been feeling. Rock, you should be an action star, punching and stabbing and shooting your way through films. No fucking moppets and fairy wings. Blood and guns, dude. Your fans don’t want to see you learning how to love or pratfalling or chucking the wee ones on the chin.

Put simply, we want to see you fucking shit up.

And now, Mr. Dean, with brilliant assistance from the mighty bands The Sword and Rocket From The Crypt, has given us a trailer that encompasses all of that. I give you: Faster: The Rampage Trailer.

Enjoy:

(source: Slashfilm)









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Comments

Can't talk.... To much vengance drool.

I did, however, appreciate the Rocket From the Crypt.

Posted by: Mr. Yuck at November 16, 2010 10:49 AM

if you SMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEELLLLLL what the Rock....oops sorry the 90's got me for a moment jabroni! This looks like a funny popcorn movie but I'll wait for it to hit FX all the same

Posted by: BigTodd at November 16, 2010 10:51 AM

Every fucking trailer from now fucking on needs to fucking be made like this fucking one.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a vengeance erection that needs punching.

Posted by: Skitz at November 16, 2010 12:08 PM

The words 'FUCK' and 'YES' come to mind.

Posted by: Aislinn at November 16, 2010 1:06 PM

brilliant.

Posted by: Taylor Kozakar at November 16, 2010 8:21 PM