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The Unofficial Faster Trailer Makes You Want To Smash Things

By TK | Trailers | November 16, 2010 | Comments ()


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Never before has a trailer summed up my feelings quite as effectively as this one. It's created by i09's Garrison Dean, and it's a recut/remix of the trailer for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's upcoming, ultraviolent revenge flick, Faster. And it nails what we've all been feeling. Rock, you should be an action star, punching and stabbing and shooting your way through films. No fucking moppets and fairy wings. Blood and guns, dude. Your fans don't want to see you learning how to love or pratfalling or chucking the wee ones on the chin.

Put simply, we want to see you fucking shit up.

And now, Mr. Dean, with brilliant assistance from the mighty bands The Sword and Rocket From The Crypt, has given us a trailer that encompasses all of that. I give you: Faster: The Rampage Trailer.

Enjoy:

(source: Slashfilm)



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