All the Colors in the Heigl Rainbow / Dustin Rowles
Trailers | December 1, 2008 | Comments ()
You like Gerard Butler? Well, you won’t anymore. Not after seeing the trailer for The Ugly Truth, which was part of the unholy romantic-comedy trilogy of trailers I had to sit through ahead of Four Christmases (the other two were for Confessions of a Shopaholic and He’s Just Not that Into You. I didn’t know whether to murder myself in the face or make out with myself. The worst of the three, however, was this one, which stars Butler and Rainbow Skank. If it’s possible, this movie is gonna be worse than 27 Dresses, and by the 31st second of the trailer, you know exactly how the entire movie is gonna play out. It’s detestable. Deplorable. Embarrassing. And you know what? This movie is gonna make assloads of cash. Ass. Loads. Rainbow Skank is gonna be able to afford a lotta Big Macs after this movie.