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The Trailer For Loosies Looks Like Engaging And - Wait, Did You Say Peter Facinelli? And... Um... Vincent Gallo?

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (6)

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Peter Facinelli? The douchebag boyfriend from Can’t Hardly Wait? The ghastly pale doctor from the friggin’ Twilight movies? That dude?

And yet, the trailer for Loosies looks pretty good. It stars Facinelli (three words I didn’t expect to write… ever) as a pickpocket who meets a girl for a one-nighter, then later discovers she’s pregnant and has to figure out what to do with his life. It’s not the deepest looking film, but it’s got some promise — compounded by the fact that it’s directed by Michael Corrente (Outside Providence, American Buffalo). It co-stars Jaimie Alexander, Michael Madsen, William Forsythe, and an even skeevier-looking than usual Vincent Gallo.

Take a look:









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Comments

"and an even skeevier-looking than usual Vincent Gallo.
Take a look:"

No.

Posted by: Groundloop at November 30, 2011 11:03 AM

Let me paint you a picture. A young and naive kid, fresh out of college is interviewing for his first job. All dressed up in his nicest (only) suit nervous and anxious , going to the big city. Gets off the train, makes sure he has everything, and goes to the bathroom in the train station. Gets his wallet taken. This proceeds to fuck up the entire day, the interview, the trip back, and all the other shit that losing your wallet and all inside it entails. So, it's nice that our erstwhile hero "never steals from anyone who looks like he has less than me." but all the same I hope Mr. Madsen stomps a bloody fucking hole in his asshole torso.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at November 30, 2011 11:12 AM

How the hell can you possibly make Vincent Gallo skeevier-looking? Cut him open and let the grease flow freely?

Posted by: Craig at November 30, 2011 12:19 PM

Someone clearly has never watched Nurse Jackie. Facinelli is brilliant on that show.

Posted by: Kristobel at November 30, 2011 12:21 PM

I didn't mind Facinelli so much in Damages, either.

Posted by: Jerry at November 30, 2011 2:53 PM

Not having watched Twilight, and being a Nurse Jackie fan, I am annoyed and appalled that Fitch was also a doctor in those shitty mormon vampire flicks...

Posted by: Keith at November 30, 2011 7:06 PM