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The Trailer For Liam Neeson's The Grey Shows Us What We Should Already Know: That Canada Shouldn't Be Trusted

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (21)



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For some reason, The Grey is rattling around the internet being described as Takenwith wolves. That’s not only silly and reductive, it’s inaccurate and misleading. But whatever. The film does star Liam Neeson, and that’s about where the resemblance ends — it’s about a crew of Alaskan pipeline workers whose plane crashes in the Canadian wilderness and, starving and without help coming, their struggle for survival (which includes being stalked by a pack of “rogue wolves.”)

It actually looks pretty intense, and since it was filmed on location during the winter, it really feels like the barren, frozen nightmare that Canada is. Because we all know that Canada is a barren frozen nightmare filled with wolves, bloodthirsty moose, and Communists. That, my friends, is a land you should never go to.

Anyway, the film co-stars Dallas Roberts, James Badge Dale, Dermot Mulroney, Frank Grillo, Nonso Anozie and and the phenomenal and underused Joe Anderson, and is directed by Joe Carnahan (Narc, The A-Team). The trailer shoots for that tense, trapped feeling and mostly works, although the weird Liam-Neeson-DIY-Wolverine shot at the end made me giggle more than gasp.









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Comments

A moose once bit my sister. No, really!
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So, this is "Alive!" in North America? Who does Liam chew on besides the scenery?

Posted by: , at September 22, 2011 11:05 AM

Don't come to 'Soviet Canuckistan' unless you can win a hand-to-hand fight to the death with the dreaded WolfShark.

Posted by: OldSchool60 at September 22, 2011 11:09 AM

Ha!
Good luck movie. But your Liam Neeson vs The Wolves will never top Anthony Hopkins vs The Bear!

Posted by: MurderBot at September 22, 2011 11:12 AM

...would have been better with Jackie Chan

Posted by: OldSchool60 at September 22, 2011 11:14 AM

Ok, I'll bite. I dig a good fight for survival story. Although if Drew Barrymore sells mascara during the movie like she did at the end of the trailer, I'm going to have to leave the theater. That shit's just too scary.

Posted by: NateS1973 at September 22, 2011 11:16 AM

Taken: Liam Neeson punches Europe.

The Grey: Liam Neeson punches Canada...and wolves.


Ok, they're different...
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Posted by: Meander at September 22, 2011 11:28 AM

I love Liam Neeson but I'll be rooting for the wolves.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 22, 2011 11:31 AM

Man, these wolves must be really, really starving. Because there is no fucking way that wolves would attack humans in other circumstances.

Stupid movie that perpetuates the fairy tale of the bad wolf.

Posted by: FabMax at September 22, 2011 11:38 AM

WolfSharks rule!!!

Posted by: OldSchool60 at September 22, 2011 11:46 AM

The wolves! The savage wolves!

Sorta explains the constant diaspora into the US by all the maple suckers.

Well, the wolves and Justin Beiber.

Posted by: PissBoy at September 22, 2011 11:49 AM

Haters gon' hate.

FabMax, we did actually have the first confirmed case of a wolf attack on a human a couple of years ago. So, yeah all you American bastards, come on up for a visit. We hear you're delicious.

Posted by: admin at September 22, 2011 11:53 AM

Nah, too fatty

Posted by: kirbyjay at September 22, 2011 12:13 PM

Drove from tx to ak summer 2010 before my first daughter arrived; figured it was the last time I would ever be able to just disappear for 30 days. Canada is a huge fucking country. Not to be fucked with even by Liam Neeson.

Posted by: Roland at September 22, 2011 1:02 PM

Admin:

It happens, but only if the wolf is really old, starving, rabid or cornered. Usually, they run. And I never heard about an attack by a whole pack. They are usually able to find other prey.

Posted by: FabMax at September 22, 2011 1:11 PM

@MurderBot: question (topic derail)... my friend and I were watchng that movie
2 wknds back. he said 'chick flick'. I say, not even. Pretty cinematograhy... but manly. What say ye?

Posted by: Ms MoMo at September 22, 2011 1:37 PM

@Ms MoMo

What?! Are you certain your friend is a "he"?! Have you checked to be sure?

Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin face off against the elements, each other and A MASSIVE FRIGGIN' BEAR!

Hell yeah it's manly!

Posted by: MurderBot at September 22, 2011 2:04 PM

Forget the wolves, I want to see someone take on a wolverine (no not that one, a real one, an adamantium free one).

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 22, 2011 2:27 PM

Funny enough there are more attacks on humans by deer than wolves and bears combined. And don't even get me started on the dangers of hiking in moose country! Those suckers and BIG.

~These Canadian facts brought to you by Wormer~

Posted by: Wormer at September 22, 2011 3:16 PM

Fu*ckin' fauna!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 22, 2011 3:32 PM

Neeson vs either version of Wolverine would result in the same thing: Thin, stringy strips of Neeson.

Posted by: FabMax at September 22, 2011 5:56 PM

Come on, TK, you should come and visit us up here in Communist Canada. We'll prepare a feast of for you.

*pokes angry, starving moose

Posted by: Uriah Creep at September 22, 2011 9:56 PM