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'The Starving Games' Trailer: It Looks Just As Bad As Any Other Parody Movie Hollywood Ever Puked Up.

By Jodi Clager | Trailers | October 8, 2013 | Comments ()


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Uuuuggggghhhhh. Who keeps financing these horrendous piles? Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the dubiously-humored numbnuts behind destestable cinematic sh*ts like Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Disaster Movie, have been given the go ahead for another f*cking movie. This time the target is The Hunger Games, The Hobbit, The Avengers, Harry Potter, Psy, and other untimely pop culture blips.

The “film” stars Brant Daugherty (“Pretty Little Liars”, “Days of Our Lives”) as Dale. Dale is best friends with Kantmiss Evershot (Maiara Walsh of the failed “Zombieland” series). Other cleverly-named characters include Effoff, Peter Malarky, Glammer, Cinnamon, and Petunia. I would explain the plot, but I’m sure you get it.

We can’t get the director’s cut of Joon-ho Bong’s Snowpiercer, but we can get this pile of herpes-infested rat turds.

Not one frame of that made me crack a smile. It’s gonna hurt when TK has to review it, I bet. (HINT HINT, DUSTIN. MUAHAHAHAHAH!)



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Comments Are Welcome, Jerks Will Be Banned


  • g1g3m

    While I know it is the only remotely funny scene in the entire movie, I did have to laugh at the last scene in the trailer with the mockingjay song and the bird doo. Well, also when the sound guy was running behind her in the woods.....

  • stryker1121

    Thankfully production ended on this before the VMAs, or else we'd have 20 Miley Cyrus twerking gags to deal with.

  • AvaLehra

    I spy my new Facebook cover pic.

  • bastich

    Already got it as my new LinkedIn picture.

  • Luke Lane

    This looks terrible, well beyond terrible....but Brant Daugherty is awfully pretty.

  • koko temur

    Directors cut of Snowpiercer was the best thing i saw in AGES. Seeing it was one of the only times i felt pleased with living in korea. what was i talking about? So yeah, this sucks. Poor you. (unironically)

  • Aidan Harr

    This can't possibly be a wide release.

  • emmalita

    I want the director's cut of Snowpiercer!

  • koko temur

    And thats why you are my favorite.

  • Helo

    Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright summed it up best:

    Britain tend to look up to the material they are parodying, the US tends to look down.

  • mograph

    ''We're always adamant that they're not spoofs,'' Pegg says of Shaun and Hot Fuzz. ''They lack the sneer that a lot of parodies have that look down on their source material. Because we're looking up to it.''

  • Helo

    Thanks, I was hesitant to attribute any specific phrasing. Couldn't remember it word for word, but the general sentiment has stuck with me ever since I heard it.

  • BLZ Bubb

    maybe it's because these movies are significantly better than the tripe they are meant to parody

  • Ruthie O

    So, the punchline of all the jokes is, "Hey. Remember that this was a thing once? Remember? REMEMBER?! REMEMBER DAMMIT."

  • So the government shutdown can close Yellowstone....but they can't stop THIS?!?!!!!

    And these guys must really be slipping. They usually have their crap rolling as soon as the trailers hit (since they use them to write their "parodies"). This is weaksauce even for them.

  • Are they using some Uwe Boll tax loophole?

  • lowercase_ryan

    TK! TK! TK! TK! TK! TK! TK! TK! TK! TK!...hold on, someone's knocking, brb

  • Don't worry ryan! I'll take up your mysteriously disappeared mantle!

    TK! TK! TK! TK! TK! TK! TK! T...who could that be this time of ni...

  • Jezzer

    Ryan sure is taking a long time to come back...

  • Jenn TheYellowDart

    TK isn't a fan of torture porn, so I'm sure Ryan went quickly.

  • Captain_Tuttle

    I think in this case, TK might have to make an exception.

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