Pajiba

I'm hoping Cage will bring a little crazy to the table. He usually does. And his hair doesn't look quite as bad as I'd feared.

However, I can see how putting someone else with less douche/smarm factor and more weight like... oh, I dunno, Christopher Eccleston or Jeremy Irons (where the hell has he gotten himself to recently?)in as the lead magician would make for a better film in my honest opinion. Hell, if you're gonna go for a slightly unbalanced weird dude, why not tap into the good crazy that is Steve Buscemi or Billy Bob Thornton?

Christopher Eccleston needs to be in better movies than this will be.

Jeremy Irons was already a horrible wizard in a horrible movie.

Next up:

The Proctologist's Novitiate

Tom Hank's hair from DaVinci Code is attached.

I don't think I saw Monica Bellucci there.

You take that back, George. You take it back!
You do NOT compare the two. Walken brings an offbeat charm to his pieces of crap. Cage is just crap. He's crap in crap.
A more appropriate comparison would be Samuel L. Jackson. He elevates the material.

Did... someone......................

Just compare Nic Cage................. and........

Christopher Walken? OR EVEN MENTION THEM IN THE SAME POST?!

What the holy living fuck?

La-la... Nic Cage... Great, yet another movie in which his hair and southern drawl take center stage...

Blah-blah... Sorcerer's Apprentice? Isn't there already a Sorcerer's Apprentice movie? Isn't it called "Sorcerer's Apprentice"? Is this another remake?

Ho-hum... Jay Bruchel, Al Molina... Monica Bel-OMFGBBQ!!! DID YOU SAY MONICA BELLUCI IS IN THIS?!?

WHEN DOES IT COME OUT?!? WHEN CAN I BUY TICKETS?!? WHERE ARE YOU, MONICAAAAAAAAA?!?!?

The Vampire's Assistant.
The Sorcerer's Apprentice.
The Proctologist's Finger.

Personally, I waiting for The Human Centipede's Next Segment. Sew 'er on.

Does anyone remember back in the day when Nick Cage was a promising actor. Leaving Las Vegas absolutely gutted me, and Face/Off was awesome squared. What the fuck happened to him? So sad.

You are DEAD!

You know I was just following your lead and jumping on the kill Morgan bandwagon but now I might just want you dead just for the hell of it.

Come on, I was a teenager when that movie came out, and yeah, it was fucking awesome. The ending annoyed me, cause getting another kid isn't that great of a solution, but the rest of the movie. The action scenes, the prison scenes, the scenes where they are talking to each other but wearing each others faces. "It's like looking in a mirror, only not." Fucking awesome. Perhaps it should have been mentioned under the guilty pleasure section, but I don't care. Then again, I haven't seen it in 10 years, so maybe it won't hold up.

Face/Off was boring as hell. Shooting in a prison. Shooting in a room made of glass for some reason. Shooting on a boat. Shooting from cars. It was one big gun orgy, and it was dull beyond belief.

This looks like it might be OK, but most trailers manage to give that impression anyway, and I've been fooled before. Cage looks like he fits the role anyway.

And now I want my own pet gargoyle.

While in the trailer Nicolas Cage may not have appeared to be a total ham, he still managed to bring the hot ham water.

It’s so watery. And yet there’s a smack of ham to it.

No, sorry, no, even my insane stalker level crush on Monica Belluci cant drag me to this, just, no way, Nic Cage, for me, has burned every bridge, he's shit on everything good he ever did and I cant take the hair.
I CANT TAKE THE HAIR. I CANT HANDLE IT ANY MORE.I JUST CANT LOOK AT HIS STUPID HEAD COVERED IN WHAT EVER STYLE OF COVERING ITS COVERED IN AND PRETEND TO MYSELF THAT ITS OKAY.
ITS NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you, DeadBessie. I've been voicing this obvious faux-pas for ages whenever someone brings up how awesome Face/Off is. Two different body types. Swapping faces is alright with me, the technology and skill and wherewithall to accomplish that is in the realm of believable.

But they started with two guys that have totally different bodies. Listen, if Stephen King couldn't trick the world when he wrote those books as Richard Bachman - then there is no way I can come home with Usain Bolt's body and not expect my wife to make a "Shit, Baby! You've been working out!" comment.

At the very least, she'd notice the lack of meat popsicle that night...

And the wife sleeps with the bad guy because the face switch fools her into somehow not noticing he has a totally different fucking body? Lame.

Actually, they do explain in the movie how they surgically altered his body shape (like removing the tell-tale scar), while things like weight and height were mostly negligible. Yeah, it was technobabble, but it was there.

Again, this is the same director who based a movie around eye transplants. In the '80s.

It amazes me what people latch onto in films, but whatever.

I think what people are forgetting is that the movie was called Face/Off because that's a common term for a high-stakes confrontation, but also because THEY HAD THEIR FACES TAKEN OFF.

Genius.

Best Cage hair in years, this is Fuckheimer so it could be awful, but hey that little metal dragon is wicked awesome, so it the big scary dragon. I love all the magic sequences.
I hate Cage 99% of the time, but this looks fun at least.

Face Off is simply a good time.

Fuck. I need to start reading Pajiba all day. All my smart ass comments about Nick Cage's hair are getting snaked by the Eloquents.

Zachary Klez

Unfortunately there normally are no cures for true tinnitus. It is possible that you have moved moved particles in your semi-circular canals. This is done in the Eppley Manoeuvre for vertigo. If you want to discuss this possibility and if it could be tried to give you longer term relief you would need to talk to an ENT surgeon familiar with the technique.

"If you will notice they are calling it "climate change" these days because the fact is that Earth's temperature hasn't been warming. You have to totally disregard the past to believe in global warming. Core samples prove that the Earth has warmed and cooled many times in the past. Carbon dioxide is only a trace gas. No way it could cause warming. Sun cycles are more likely the cause of changes in our climate. Man doesn't have that much power."

I would like to thank you for the attempts you have caused in writing this article. I am hoping the same best work from you in the future as well. Tiffanys ring

My lower back pain is really so long now, and i have tried a variety of routines, but until recently i've not healed my back pain, i also worked with lots of lower back pain exercises, but they failed to work on me. Can your information really help back pain relief, can you offer me a response soon, i wait your reply, thanks.

It is uncanny that I see this today. I was just thinking of it this am. Thank you for sharing

This is getting a bit more subjective, but I much prefer SwessPharma Labs LEgal Steroids. The potency is awesome, has less side effects, and the gains stay .