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The Charming Potato Image Re-Invention Project, Vol. 2.0

By TK | Trailers | January 24, 2011 | Comments ()


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Hand to God, when I started writing this post, I literally could not remember Channing Tatum's name. Every time I tried to type it out, it came out as Charming Potato. You can all thank commenter MikeyLikesIt for that, since he's the brilliant son of a whore who came up with the nickname. I tip my cap to you, Mr. LikesIt.

In any event, here's the trailer for The Son Of No One. It's one of those murky cop dramas about duty and honor and family and some cops being crooked and some crooks being noble and all that crap. It's yet another effort from Potato to prove that he's a legit actor. Part of me wishes him luck, since he does seem like a nice guy, and he's got his cute wife that he met on the set of whatever that goddamn dance movie was, and Michael Mann saw fit to give him 14 seconds in Public Enemies. Also, then we could finally retire the fucking Potato joke.

But first he has to prove himself. Not before. Never before, Mr. Potato.

Regardless, the cast for this flick is a strange and wondrous beast -- Al Pacino, Juliette Binoche, Ray Liotta... and Tracey Morgan and Katie Holmes. And Charming Potato.

I feel like I need to lie down.

Whatever, it's Monday, so we're all a little fucked up. Here's the trailer:



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