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The Rock Returns

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The Rock is back. Not Dwayne Johnson, the one who does movies like The Tooth Fairy. No, this is a return to the charismatic badass. The film is called Faster. Seems like a straight up action flick. No cute kids.

The synopsis shows that the script is pretty lean too. It calls the lead character “Driver.” He gets out of jail and has to kick some ass, as is customary. Revenge, I think.

He’s chased by “Cop” (Billy Bob Thornton) and “Killer” (Oliver Jackson-Cohen). The former is a veteran police officer, the latter a young hitman. It’s the kind of generic story that leaves a lot of room for the flashy kabooms.

Here’s your teaser.



The title, Faster, gives me this wonderful idea that he walks out of jail and just never stops. That the movie just builds and builds and builds until an insane conclusion. Almost makes me wish this was made by the same folks who did Crank. They can commit to a gimmick. I hope this will be half as fun.

(via CBS Films)









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Comments

For just a split second, at the beginning, I thought you were f-ing with us and put a teaser for a new Fast & Furious movie. Looks like a renter.

Posted by: logar at July 19, 2010 6:19 PM

Yeah, while I applaud the Rock for doing something with no kids involved, this is probably a "watch on TBS some Saturday afternoon when you feel like crap" - or, the more succinct title, "Hangover Theater".

Posted by: MM at July 19, 2010 6:24 PM

The people's champion tells me to go watch his movie and you bet your sweet ass I'm there.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 19, 2010 6:55 PM

I'm with BarbadoSlim, I can and will smell what The Rock is cooking with Diesel Fuel(And that's a real smart joke I just made since the picture at the beginning of the trailer is, to me, supposed to be Vin Diesel right? Muscled ball dude and what appears to be the same exact car and propensity for wearing heavy denim and leather clothing in what has to be 900000000000000 degree heat?)

Posted by: Nadine at July 19, 2010 7:36 PM

*muscled BALD dude.

I do not know nor do I want to know what a muscled ball is

Posted by: Nadine at July 19, 2010 7:38 PM

Nadine, I'm quite fortunate I had finished drinking before I read your second comment.

Posted by: The Wanderer at July 19, 2010 7:47 PM

Did I catch a glimpse of Shannon-from-Lost? Mmmm..Shannon-from-Lost. Sounds like a Scottish isle, dunnit?

Posted by: stryker1121 at July 19, 2010 8:10 PM

The Rock is trying to make me like him again. But he left me for that Disney bitch and I don't trust him. Still not returning his calls.

Posted by: greer at July 19, 2010 8:19 PM

I think he may have just laid a smack down on my candy ass. I'm not sure how I feel about that yet.

Posted by: admin at July 19, 2010 8:23 PM

I do not know nor do I want to know what a muscled ball is

Posted by: Nadine at July 19, 2010 7:38 PM

I have pictures...

Posted by: Uriah Creep at July 19, 2010 9:18 PM

Did I catch a glimpse of Shannon-from-Lost? Mmmm..Shannon-from-Lost. Sounds like a Scottish isle, dunnit?

Posted by: stryker1121 at July 19, 2010 8:10 PM

If it's nae Scottish, it's CRAP!

Yeah, she's in there, and the rest of the cast is pretty impressive too: Jennifer Carpenter, Carla Gigino, Moon Bloodgood. Oh, and there's a bunch of dudes in it too.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at July 19, 2010 9:24 PM

Hey, I had italics in that last post which showed up in the preview and then disappeared when I posted. BSlim may be right about this place...

Posted by: Uriah Creep at July 19, 2010 9:26 PM

oh thank god for that, will be seeing this at the cinema that's for damm sure.

Posted by: Ben at July 20, 2010 12:52 AM

FINALLY

Posted by: superpooper at July 20, 2010 1:20 AM

I will be seeing this...in a theater. And I will cheer every time he hits someone.

Posted by: PissBoy at July 20, 2010 9:02 AM

Welcome back Rock. Rock is strong. Rock is fierce. Rock will break your fuckin' skull.

Dwayne is a pussy.

Posted by: PissBoy at July 20, 2010 9:06 AM

"Muscled ball dude" is my new favorite. I challenge everyone to use it in every post they write today.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 20, 2010 9:38 AM

Bla bla bla to me he will forever be the tooth fairy

Posted by: lol at July 20, 2010 9:51 AM

"Faster, faster, muscled ball dude, I'm almost there!"

Posted by: BWeaves at July 20, 2010 9:58 AM

That's a nice header pic. Hopefully he's ditching the family friendly.

You can touch me anywhere, but avoid the muscled ball, dude.

Posted by: Drake at July 20, 2010 11:02 AM