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The Question Isn't "Why Is There A Zombie Osama Bin Laden Movie?" The Question Is "What Took You So Long?": The Three Most Ridiculawesome Trailers Of The Week

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (19)



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Because seriously, I’m gonna watch the shit out of all three of ‘em.

The first one’s got every ingredient needed for an Academy Award:

Zombies
The U.S. Army…
… inexplicably kickboxing zombies to death
… and wielding katanas
… and making out with each other on a beach, despite being in Afghanistan

Oh, did I mention that there’s a zombie Osama Bin Laden?

And boobs?

The ball’s in your court, Academy. Don’t fail us. Or else… Osombie will getcha. Do it for America.

Next, we swap out terrorists for Nazis, and zombies for spacemen, and we have the first official trailer for the “Nazis on the moon” magnum opus, Iron Sky:

Finally, we have complete and utter madness: Jiang Wen’s Let The Bullets Fly. It involves a mob boss played by Chow Yun Fat, Wen as a bandit trying to take over a town, and oh hell… it doesn’t matter. It’s full of ridiculous gunfights, geysers of blood, and awesomeness.









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Comments

I want to bang every one of those movies.

Posted by: admin at February 9, 2012 11:13 AM

For some reason I wonder if Let the Bullets Fly could look any more like a demented, live-action Looney Tunes cartoon if they replaced the soundtrack with music by Carl Stalling and added a few well placed sound effects?

Posted by: bleujayone at February 9, 2012 11:18 AM

"Ridiculawesome?"

It's okay, TK, you can use "radass" whenever you want. No questions asked. In fact, I'd be honored.

Posted by: RobP at February 9, 2012 11:19 AM

Good lord, these movies look amazing!

Posted by: SchmidtUltra at February 9, 2012 11:19 AM

I don't think this is a real film, but it looks better than the above Bin Laden film. It also has a more kickass title: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xl8vqi_zombinladen-the-axis-of-evil-dead_shortfilms

Posted by: zomgmouse at February 9, 2012 11:24 AM

Watching the trailer for Ozombie, I don't think I've ever laughed that hard in my LIFE, lordhavemercyjesus...

On to the next one...

Posted by: Rest In Peace at February 9, 2012 11:25 AM

Osombie, yes! That's rad. I feel as though I will find myself whispering that name to myself under my breath for the rest of the day. Osombie.

Posted by: noodlestein at February 9, 2012 11:28 AM

I fucking love Chow Yun Fat.

Posted by: camytaru at February 9, 2012 11:29 AM

Is... is that President Palin? Did they for real make the ONLY black person in this film say "Y'all must be trippin'!"?

The fail amuses me.

Posted by: Rest In Peace at February 9, 2012 11:30 AM

Oh man, and here I wished that I remembered to buying a ticket for Iron Sky on time.


These look all great. Especially the last one. Chow Yun Fat can do no wrong.

Posted by: FabMax at February 9, 2012 11:30 AM

No, wait! I still have the chance to get one. Yay!

Posted by: FabMax at February 9, 2012 11:40 AM

I am the token black guy. I'm just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say things like: "Damn," "Shit," and "That is whack."

Posted by: John G. at February 9, 2012 12:14 PM

Ho-lee-shit....."Osombie" and "Iron Sky" had better air on SyFy. "Let The Bullets Fly" deserves a NATIONWIDE theaterical release!

Posted by: Revenant Shadow at February 9, 2012 12:42 PM

I've been waiting on Iron Sky for about three years now. Don't care where it airs as long as I gets to see it.

Posted by: googergieger at February 9, 2012 2:45 PM

UDO

Posted by: Barry at February 9, 2012 3:24 PM

There should really be a box set that includes all three of these movies.

Posted by: MRod at February 9, 2012 3:24 PM

Also, didn't Osama take a bullet to the head, therefore ensuring his non-zombification?

I'm missing the point, aren't I? :(

Posted by: Barry at February 9, 2012 3:27 PM

Zombie bin Laden? I think that's Newt Gingrich's fever dream.

Nazis ... in ... SPACE!

Posted by: The Wanderer at February 10, 2012 2:36 AM

Tickets sold out in 30 minutes after opening online sale for that day. I now remember why I don't go to festival showings.

Posted by: FabMax at February 10, 2012 4:46 AM