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Also, he’s not wearing a shirt.
Welcome to Wednesday, y’all. Here’s the trailer for The Proposal, which opens in June. You might want to Ryan Reynolds Abs! mark that in your Google Calendars and on your Blackberries. Ryan Reynolds Abs!
I think I have the hiccups.
I should probably mention that fresh, new Ryan Reynolds Abs are displayed in this trailer.
Oh, god. You know I'm going to have to see this, right? I already know exactly every single frame of this stupid movie, and I'm going to have to see it and I WILL find it adorable. Because RyReyAbs, Sandra Bullock who is just adorable in these movies, and oh yeah, Betty White.
DAMMIT. I loathe myself.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at December 10, 2008 11:20 AM
OH GOD. I think I got sucked in. By Ryan Reynolds abs. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
Okay, I do love me a good love-hate romcom sometimes, especially when the lovey/loathsome pair doesn't include Katherine Heigl.
Yeah, totally going to see it.
Posted by: MoJo at December 10, 2008 11:23 AM
See, I like Sandra and Betty too, but now it's all been tainted and I can't watch it.
Dammit, I used to kinda like Ryan Reynolds! I like Blade Trinity a lot more than II!
I hate to be That Guy ... Oh, who am I kidding, I love it ... but when he turns the speedboat sharply to the left, she falls out on the left. That's not how kinetic momentum works. She should continue moving toward the buoy, and toward the boy. That's how they should have done it; careen her into him, and they both go over the side.
Betty White groping the bride to be? I'm there.
Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at December 10, 2008 11:31 AM
Julie, I couldn't help but noticing your pants appear to be on fire.
Posted by: twig at December 10, 2008 11:34 AM
Um yeah, that looks pretty delightful, actually. I haven't seen a decent romcom in ages. And I hear Ryan Reynolds abs make a cameo.
Posted by: ami at December 10, 2008 11:37 AM
Don't worry, Twig, there's enough moisture in there to take care of the heat. Even in the presence of ReynoldsAbs, Julie's panty/vagina balance is conveniently self-regulating.
(So I'm told.)
Posted by: Sean at December 10, 2008 11:38 AM
So apparently, my computer has decided to not allow me to have sound on my video watching.
Even without sound, it does look charming and cute.
BTW, what movie is the above screen cap from? It appears to a torture scene and, well, pretty hot.
Posted by: Melody at December 10, 2008 11:41 AM
"It's like an Easter Egg hunt!" I love Betty White.
Posted by: BWeaves at December 10, 2008 11:41 AM
Julie's panty/vagina balance is conveniently self-regulating.
I should be disturbed by that sentence. And yet, here we are.
I hate all three Blade movies. That's right. HATE. I just watched the third one for the first time, and the only redeeming aspects were the shirtless pretty, and the vampire Pomeranian. Other than that, the Blade Trilogy can eat me.
Posted by: Julie at December 10, 2008 11:51 AM
Ha! Betty White is what I got from that trailer too.
Can we stop the charade that Sandra Bullock is an actress? I don't really understand it. Usually you have to be blindingly hot to get away with being a bad actress, or convince people that you're an indie queen, and neither of those apply to Bullock. Why is she still around?
Posted by: Eep at December 10, 2008 11:53 AM
Why is she still around?
Because she chilled the fuck out and got her groove on with a real man. Jesse James.
Bikers are hot. Biker builders are hotter. Tattooed biker builders...well, let's just say that Julie and I need to be on opposite sides of the world for this. The humidity factor could be devastating at ground zero.
Posted by: boo at December 10, 2008 11:59 AM
Word Boo. I think you and I need to visit Jesse James' bike shop and start groping. Starting with each other.
Posted by: Julie at December 10, 2008 12:01 PM
Good lord. It is a good thing we don't live in the same state.
But good to know we share the same state of mind.
Squee!
Posted by: boo at December 10, 2008 12:03 PM
Sandra Bullock was one of the first celebrities I had an active sex dream about. So, you know, I'll definitely see this.
Also, I hear Ryan Reynolds has some nice abs.
OH and motherfucking BETTY WHITE.
Posted by: Fi at December 10, 2008 12:10 PM
Ryan Reynold's abs will find Osama Bin Laden. That's the magnitude of their power.
Posted by: figgy at December 10, 2008 12:13 PM
Kindred spirits, Boo. We're like Anne Shirley and Diana Barry, except we're both perpetually begging for it.
Posted by: Julie at December 10, 2008 12:15 PM
You couldn't pay me.
Posted by: Cindy at December 10, 2008 12:29 PM
The girly-girl hiding in my soul, writing in her journal with a purple pen, will force the rest of me to go see this.
Posted by: Sweetie Darling at December 10, 2008 12:31 PM
Hello, abs.
Oh, and I'm only posting 'cause I'm gonna see Madonna in concert tonight. From GOOD seats. Maybe I'll get to see her arm veins.
RYAN REYNOLDS IN A SANDRA BULLOCK ROMANTIC COMEDY?!?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Audiosuede at December 10, 2008 12:37 PM
When I read the headline, it is to the tune of Jingle Bells. Ryan Reynolds Abs, Ryan Reynolds Abs, Ryan Reynolds Aaaaaabbbs...
And Melody, the screen cap is from the ab-tastic Blade Trinity. Watch it. Your lady bits will thank you.
Posted by: Dangle McGee at December 10, 2008 12:37 PM
Ah. Thanks Dangle!
The only problem with that is that I have an aversion to Wesley Snipes. Will that interfere with the ab-tastic glory?
Posted by: Melody at December 10, 2008 12:40 PM
Melody:
I try to sort of tune ol' Wesley right out of the movie. However, being unable to tune him out does not interfere with the viewing of the abs. Not. At. All. In fact, seeing the abs after being forced to see Snipes makes them all the more glorious, cause of the tribulations it took to see 'em, you know?
Posted by: Dangle McGee at December 10, 2008 12:43 PM
I admit I have a bit of a fear and awe-inspired man-crush on Jesse James. A lot of that has to do with an appearance he made on a night-time talk show a few years back (can't remember which) where he told the story of how he stole figure skater Scott Hamilton's car. It was so fucking brazen and awesome, and he ended the story with: "What's he gonna do, come and kick my ass?"
What a bad motherfucker.
Posted by: Sean at December 10, 2008 12:50 PM
Jesus. This tired topic AGAIN?
I hate to break it to you people, but this doesn't look much better than the Heigl preview we saw last week, and it's an even less original concept. Literally the only funny moment was provided by Betty White. But this movie will fit right in with the other sub-par movies in the Ryan Reynolds canon.
Posted by: jimbob at December 10, 2008 12:52 PM
Someone explain to me why exactly I find Sandra Bullock romantic comedies so palatable.
..It makes me ashamed, sometimes.
Posted by: serena at December 10, 2008 1:26 PM
I'm adding my part to the Betty White love going on.
Posted by: tamatha at December 10, 2008 1:32 PM
Unless Mr. Reynolds' abs are accompanied by Mrs. Reynolds'(*) boobs, count me out.
*that would be ScarJo, not Christina Hendrick's YoSaffBridge, although either would be acceptable.
Posted by: lordhelmet at December 10, 2008 1:35 PM
the only redeeming aspects were the shirtless pretty, and the vampire Pomeranian.
Yeah. Prexactly. No one is arguing that Reynolds was the saving grace of that movie.
I will have to argue for Blade 1 and 2 though.
Posted by: twig at December 10, 2008 1:39 PM
Don't worry Serena, I do too. While You Were Sleeping is one of my favorite Christmastime movies and I love Miss Congeniality...I don't care who knows it!!!
Posted by: Julie at December 10, 2008 1:40 PM
Hear hear, Julie and Serena!. I'll watch those movies ANY time they're on...and they're on ALL THE TIME.
One of my all-time favorite movie quotes:
"One time I stole a pair of red panties from a department store because my mom wouldn't buy them for me. She said they were Satan's panties!"
Eff everybody who hates on those movies.
Posted by: figgy at December 10, 2008 1:45 PM
So, the bit where Sandra gets out of the shower and slides down Ryan Reynolds Abs like wet spaghetti down a window?
Basically how i picture his and my wedding day
None of this...frilly, dress, flowers, church, rubbish.
Just me, oiled. Ryan Reynolds Abs...and probably him, attached tothem, and...*squeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak*
Posted by: nadine at December 10, 2008 1:47 PM
Maaan and now im reminiscing, when i first went to see Blade Trinity, I saw it with my dad..
the very happy, lustful, yearning 'hnyuh' squeak i gave during The Abs Scene pretty much made eye contact impossible for...ook, a month?
To this day niether of us can admit we saw the film together, though we both agree it was surprisingly good and and contained Vampires.
Posted by: nadine at December 10, 2008 1:52 PM
This actually looks like it might be fun. The two of them seem to have chemistry, and I'm not just saying that because the naked collision looked really freakin' hot. It did. Yow.
But you know, it's movies like this that make the Immigration officers suspect any foreigner who wants to marry an American! Bastards. Mine is not a sham!
Posted by: figgy at December 10, 2008 2:01 PM
Damn Nadine! It's like you were peeping through my bedroom window last night.
Posted by: Austin at December 10, 2008 2:04 PM
Damn Nadine! It's like you were peeping through my bedroom window last night.
Posted by: Austin at December 10, 2008 2:09 PM
Aaaand I just lost all credibility for the double post. Sorry
Posted by: Austin at December 10, 2008 2:11 PM
I thought Ryan Reynolds' abs were a vast right wing conspiracy.
Posted by: AM at December 10, 2008 2:13 PM
Well Austin. I TOTALLY wasn't. I certainly didnt see you...with the...and the fluffy...i just ...I DIDNT OKAY STOP ASKING ABOUT IT!!
Posted by: Nadine at December 10, 2008 2:16 PM
boo....Has Julie told you about the gorgeous thunder of heat and muscle i sport between my legs?
Oh...and my motorcycle is the balls as well.
;)
Posted by: PissBoy at December 10, 2008 2:45 PM
Well hell PissBoy, you're just going to get me into trouble with that kind of statement. :p
Boo: tis true. The motorcycle, it is sweet.
Posted by: Julie at December 10, 2008 2:57 PM
Hey, no hard feelings Nadine. Ryan did have a few hard feelings for me though.
Swing by again tonight. Ryan is pretty worn out from last night (I think he pulled a hammy) so Taylor Kitsch is going to stop by to fill his absence. Insert joke here. Insert "insert" joke here.
Well motherfucker, I've been WAITING for you to show up at my door and bring the pain. But I'm still WAITING.
Don't you have an upcoming "business trip" in my area sometime soon? Say, New Years Eve?
I myself am in the market for some nice crotch heat. I like a good classic that I can tinker with when I feel the urge.
And I'm getting a motorcycle too.
Posted by: boo at December 10, 2008 3:56 PM
Boo honey...I'm there. You gimme the designated time and the designated place and i will gladly designate that asssss.
Posted by: PissBoy at December 10, 2008 4:27 PM
Back off Pissboy! She was mine first.
Posted by: Julie at December 10, 2008 4:32 PM
Was it Mr. PB that boo had the desperate crush on a while ago though? There might be some admissible precedent here for them having claim on each other.
Jay, SHUSH! I don't care about the facts, I want to WIN.
Posted by: Julie at December 10, 2008 5:06 PM
aaaW Austin, I'll pass...
I used to have love for Taylor because he used to be ...just...so pretty
But all the shots of him as Gambit, I swear it's lik ehe's had a physical change of face.
ENough that i wonder if my earlier memories are even of Kitsch
Plus....he made a fatal mistake
He took the role of Gambit without consulting me first.
That was....its unforgiveable.
Posted by: Nadine at December 10, 2008 5:21 PM
I have a friend who drags me to stupid 'girl' movies in exchange for me dragging her to stupid 'boy' movies. So she brought me to see the McConnaghabs in "Two For The Money", which led to me bringing her to "Silent Hill", which was followed by "The Lake House", then she doubled up and hit "27 Dresses" so I went for a double of "The Dark Knight" and "Quantum of Solace", and there's every chance "Twilight" is next on the list. So basically, I think my best bet is to convince her that she wants to use this as her 'girl' movie, thus giving me a reasonable excuse to spend two hours drooling over Ryan Reynolds' abs while still getting to drag her to an "explosions ar AWESOME!" movie. It's win-win, basically.
Posted by: Shay at December 10, 2008 6:49 PM
Also, I'm pretty sure Julie's self-regulating panties may breach at least two of the laws of thermodynamics, which is probably bad for the fabric of the universe or something. On the flip side, if we figure out how to harness it, there may be no need to ever buy gas for the Murdertank again.
Posted by: Shay at December 10, 2008 6:53 PM
Dustin, I don't think those are hiccups. I'm pretty sure you're having a stroke. How many times did you watch that trailer??
Posted by: Melissa at December 10, 2008 9:22 PM
You like Taylor Kitsch for his face?
Posted by: Austin at December 10, 2008 10:52 PM
Forget RRA (they do deserve their own acronym) - I spent the whole time trying to figure out if and what Sandra Bullock has done to her face. Not that she looks bad . . . but something is looking different. Oh, and BETTY WHITE, people. RECOGNIZE.
Posted by: Elfrieda at December 11, 2008 1:48 AM
Bravo to stipe42 for what I've been saying for a few years. I thought I was the only person who noticed his lazy eye. It drives me batty. Why doesn't anyone talk about the fact that he's cross-eyed?
Posted by: Scarlett at December 14, 2008 5:28 AM
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Ryan Reynolds is cross-eyed, cross-eyed, cross-eyed.