For Once, A Post On Pajiba About Boobs That Isn't A Pun: The Pirahna 3DD Red Band Trailer
If you thought the one thing was missing* from the first trailer for Pirahna 3DD, the sequel to the surprisingly actually-good and not just ironic-good Pirahna 3D, then you'll be happy to know that the red band trailer doesn't skimp.** It really is the the exact same trailer with virtually the exact same footage, except those Stripper Lifeguards (or is it Lifeguard Strippers?) are now Topless Stripper Lifeguards.*** So, if the last trailer didn't win you over, this one is also likely to underwhelm you, because even though they are boobs, they aren't Danielle Panabaker's or Katrina Bowden's boobs. Just faceless, nameless, areola-and-nipple-revealing boob shots. Of boobs. See for yourself (NSFW, duh-doy):
Kind of a shame that the film- and trailer-makers missed the opportunity to really brand their movie with a shot of naked breasts running in slo-mo after the title card reads: " Double the D's." As a wise man once said, what a waste of talent.
* Boobs, if we're not counting David Koechner or Gary Busey.
** On boobs.
*** Or is it Topless Lifeguard Strippers?
Rob Payne also writes the comic The Unstoppable Force, tweets on the Twitter @@RobOfWar, and his ware can be purchased here (if you're into that sort of thing). He thinks it's a good rule of thumb to never count David Koechner or Gary Busey for anything.
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