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For Once, A Post On Pajiba About Boobs That Isn't A Pun: The Pirahna 3DD Red Band Trailer

By Rob Payne | Trailers | March 20, 2012 | Comments ()

Kind of a shame that the film- and trailer-makers missed the opportunity to really brand their movie with a shot of naked breasts running in slo-mo after the title card reads: " Double the D's." As a wise man once said, what a waste of talent.

* Boobs, if we're not counting David Koechner or Gary Busey.

** On boobs.

*** Or is it Topless Lifeguard Strippers?

Rob Payne also writes the comic The Unstoppable Force, tweets on the Twitter @@RobOfWar, and his ware can be purchased here (if you're into that sort of thing). He thinks it's a good rule of thumb to never count David Koechner or Gary Busey for anything.

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