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The Part of the Internet Al Gore Didn't Invent

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (16)



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Ah, pornography, the great engine that built the Internet. There’s a joke (that’s only half kidding) in the tech industry that new technology never takes off until someone in the sex industry figures out how to make money off of it. Middle Men purports to be the story of the guys that made charging for porn on the Internet possible way back in 1995 when computers talked in slow motion over phone lines.

It came out in 2009, but only on the festival circuit. Paramount bought the rights for it a few months ago and now plans on a release later this year. Below is the trailer which actually looks fairly entertaining. Luke Wilson might do a mean cell phone commercial, but he’s also got a real ability to play off that exhausted-every-man-in-over-his-head shtick.

Here’s the press release plot summary:

Jack Harris has a faithful and loving wife, two beautiful children, and a successful career fixing problem companies. When an associate calls him about an opportunity to help turn around a business that has fallen into trouble, he decides to take the job. Little does he know, it is a decision that will change his life in ways he never expected. Jack meets with Wayne Beering and Buck Dolby, two genius but troubled men who have invented a way to sell adult entertainment over the Internet. The plan was brilliant but the execution wasn’t — they were making money hand-over-fist and losing it just as fast. Seeing the potential, Jack agrees to partner with Buck and Wayne, devising a way to bill the entertainment through a third party, taking the guilt out of the ultimate guilty pleasure. Before he knows it, he finds himself caught between the Russian mob, a 23- year-old porn star, the FBI, and losing his family in the process of becoming rich. Witness a story so outrageous, you won’t believe it’s true. A story that proves business is a lot like sex…getting in is easy, pulling out is hard.

They really need to get rid of that tag line. It’s not nearly as clever as they think it is.

(source: SlashFilm)









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Comments

... getting in is easy ...
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Shenanigans.

Posted by: , at June 17, 2010 10:19 AM

The protagonists owe money to criminals. Said protagonists make a metric ass-ton of money. Exactly where is the conflict? Pay the man and keep steppin'.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at June 17, 2010 10:30 AM

A Metric Ass-Ton of Money

One of their more lucrative titles. Doubtless there's a remake in the works.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at June 17, 2010 10:50 AM

Heck, I know I would vote for Kelsey. Especially in that Beast getup...

Posted by: Patty O'Green at June 17, 2010 11:22 AM

Al gore invented the internet I think this is a myth, but looks great!

Samuel

Posted by: Web Design Richardson at June 17, 2010 12:23 PM

Ah, those were the days.

Posted by: The Internet. at June 17, 2010 12:24 PM

The trailer actually looks a lot better than I was expecting.

Posted by: Sean at June 17, 2010 12:38 PM

I'm tipping Patty is in the superhero thread wondering where her comment has gone

Posted by: Squirrelgripper at June 17, 2010 7:09 PM

Will this be, thematically, along the same lines as Zack and Miri make a Porno? (you nifty internet savvy people you, how do you italisize? It's driving me bonkers.) I would definetly watch if it's as funny.

Posted by: Tallulahc at June 17, 2010 7:52 PM

Enclose your text as below, without the spaces in the tags (I had to include them so you could see it)

italics: insert your text
bold: insert your text
strikethrough: insert your text

Google html formatting tags for more

And always remember to close your tags (using the slash thingie) otherwise the rest of your post will be formatted the same way and it gets annoying

Posted by: Squirrelgripper at June 17, 2010 9:10 PM

Oh fuck it. Try again:
enclose the following letters between a

i = italics
b = bold
s = strikethrough

when you're done, close the tag the same way using
/i = italics
/b = bold
/s = strikethrough

Posted by: Squirrelgripper at June 17, 2010 9:13 PM

nope that didn't work either. Google reveals all
http://www.w3schools.com/HTML/html_formatting.asp

Posted by: Squirrelgripper at June 17, 2010 9:15 PM

I love you for trying. :D Thank you for the link.

Posted by: tallulahc at June 17, 2010 9:36 PM

i/italics/i

Posted by: jesuschrysler at June 18, 2010 2:47 AM

italics bold strikethrough

italicsboldstrikethrough

I am King.

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I personally look upto Kelly felixHe is a great guy and he knows what he is talking about If any of you are planning to go into affillate marketing then I think you should try some of kelly felix's products I really hope not many people will give up too soon and stick to their strategies Thanks

Posted by: Timmy Famulare at September 6, 2010 4:38 PM