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I think this is just a case--I hope---of a bad trailer. Because the ingredients are there. And the only good Marky Mark, is when he's in comedy stylings mode.

Am I imagining things or does the spambot seem more active today than usual?

I actually think this looks funny, but then again it's Monday, I got a cool 3 hours sleep last night and I'm arguably kind of stupid even on a good day.

Man, I wish I could get that shot of Wahlberg being hit by a wooden gun on a loop.

It's "Ferrell" not "Farrell". The spelling is, like, right there in the video. Or whatever.

Oh, copy-editing websites. Are you ever not the pitiful cry of the lonely?

Mark that Grand Theft Auto joke has been used in every single movie since the video game's inception. Streep's delivery of the line "I learned it from Grand Theft Auto," in the movie Doubt may have been what cost her the Oscar that year, but it was fucking brilliant.

In other news, this movie looks cute to me. I think I'll probably see it. Will Ferrell's crying and spasming always makes me giggle. And as a bonus, pistol whipping.

Pegg/Frost/Wright already did it.

/Including casting Steve Coogan

Your implication that Step Brothers was a bad movie amuses me.

I will rent this and have a chuckle, if only because my father LOVES Mark Whalberg. Not the Mark Whalberg the actor or the underwear model, but Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch Mark Whalberg. I have no idea why, but my sixty year old Irish-Italian father with back hair thinks the song "Good Vibrations" is Grammy award quality, and that calling yourself Marky Mark and having a bunch of your dancers calling themselves "funky" qualifies as straight up gangster.

When I was little and the song came on the car radio, Dad always cranked it with the windows rolled down and sang/seat danced along. He also took it upon himself to christen himself Vincy Vince and the Funky Bunch...because of COURSE he did. After one memorable night of too much drinking (one strawberry margarita at our local Mexican joint), Dad was driving in the car with myself, my younger sister and my mother. Dad took an exit ramp too fast and got pulled over by a cop. My father, still feeling giddy from his one cocktail, started seat dancing silently while the cop ran his license. When the cop came back he asked my father why he felt he could take the exit ramp so fast, and without missing a beat he said "Well officer, it's because I'm Vincy Vince and the Funky Bunch!" The cop just stood on the side of the highway for a second and none of us said anything. I'm not sure if he thought my father was impaired in some way or was kidding or just an idiot, but he happened to look back at me and my sister in the backseat (we were about 7 and 9), and he said sternly "Sir, because you have young children with you, I'm going to let you go."

This is also the man who requests "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight" at every event he attends that has a DJ.

scorzi, I LOVE your dad. Your post made me laugh harder than that trailer...!

I can't make up anything close to what my father has done or said in his life. Some highlights:

-Before he got his first cellphone in 2009, he'd drive around town talking on the cordless phone from the house until he lost the connection.

-Bluffed his way into getting hired on an oil rig in the Bering Sea. When they choppered him in he admitted he had no experience and they had to keep him on and train him.

-When he was in the hospital after having an aggravated ulcer he refused to use a bedpan, and while trying to use the toilet he blacked out and smashed so hard into the door it broke off its hinges.

-Was slapped by a nun in high school for handing her an exploding lipstick. At their 25th reunion he lied and told her that because of her hitting him he went to jail for spousal abuse.

-Was thrown out of the delivery room when I was born for punching the doctor, who was too blase about answering my mom's questions.

-If you've ever seen Peter on Family Guy do the "Bird is the Word" dance, that's how my father dances. In public. Even when there is no dancefloor and no music.

-Will headlock anyone without warning. Even small children and old ladies.

-Takes his parenting cues from National Lampoon's Vacation, Uncle Buck and City Slickers.

Dad would actually love this site, but he's sixty and has no email address and has never used a computer in his life, not even to do a Google search or chat on AIM. I did show him how to play Minesweeper once and he loved that.

Oh, one other thing he finds hilarious is when he's driving down the street and he'll roll down the window and beep the horn at a stranger walking on the sidewalk and just yell out "Hey Jimmy!" EVERY SINGLE TIME, no matter what state he does it in, the nationality of the guy or what he's doing, the guy will always turn and smile and wave...then put his arm down and look confused. He never changes the name. I guess everyone knows a Jimmy.

Michael Keaton AND Steve Coogan too!???? FUCK YES I'll be seeing this! I can handle Ferrel in this kind of role, and frankly, if his annoying is being balanced out by Wahlberg(who really can be funny) Coogan, Keaton, the ROCK and Motherfucking Samuel L Jackson and who ever the fuck else I saw crammed in there, then yes, yes I think I might enjoy this.

Scorzi...Um...tell your dad I love him, kay?

Scorzi: Your dad sounds like he's got more material than that "Shit My Dad Says" guy. Get that "Shit My Dad Did" movie greenlit, stat!

scorzi's comment had me laughing way more than the trailer. dude that is SO FUNNY omg.

Scorzi,
i am laughing so hard i might have to go to a walk in clinic for an inhaler. jebus. fan. tastic.
Your dad is awesome. oh the horror you must have experienced in the back seat when the cop came to the window. awesome.

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The 2010 Emmy Awards very were an exquisite sight to see. Particularly Temple Grandin. I'm thus happy for her.

Dwayne Johnson and Samuel Jackson are the best part of this movie, and their early demise is pretty funny. Occasional good jokes can't save this dog - at the end of the film you check your watch and realize that while it wasn't as long as it seemed to be, it was still time you will never get back.

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