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The Most Brutally Painful Trailer of the Decade

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (28)

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Below is the brutal, noxious, horrifying trailer for The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It, which doesn’t even come from one of the writers (or even a gaffer) of any one of the Scary Movie installments. It comes from Craig Moss, whose only other work was 1988’s Saving Ryan’s Privates, a war parody made for television.

This one is a parody of Apatow films, and makes you actual wish that the anus-brained fucknuts, Aaron Seltzer and Jason Freidberg, had been behind it.

This trailer is so bad it will retroactively return to your childhood and traumatize those memories. The good news, however, is that it will replace the space in your brain that houses memories of your parents doing the double-backed nasty up against that wood paneling in your old house.

Seriously, a “Can You Hear Me Now?” joke. What is this? 2007?

Those of you who can make it through the entire trailer have my utmost respect.

(Hat Tip/Blame: FilmJunk)









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Comments

I can't believe that was actually the title of the movie. What the fuck...

Posted by: DeistBrawler at May 4, 2010 11:05 AM

Is that photo of Rainbow Killer playing Octomom?

P.S. I refuse to watch the trailer as I haven't seen the movies of which it's supposed to be a parody.

Posted by: BWeaves at May 4, 2010 11:06 AM

I wouldn't say no! Actually there're lots of sexy big&tall men and woman on
__Tall connect .c om__; and they are actually dating beautiful big&tall people there! now I start believing no weight&height gap is too wide in fron of true love!

Posted by: martinss at May 4, 2010 11:06 AM

Jesus wept.

Posted by: Kballs at May 4, 2010 11:53 AM

I wouldn't say no!

Posted by: martinss at May 4, 2010 11:06 AM
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Please, allow me:

No.

Posted by: , at May 4, 2010 11:59 AM

What in the blue Hell was that? Oh my God, I thought that Transformers 2 was the worst film I've ever seen. A Daterline : To Catch a Predator joke? 2007 seems like the year they are in Dustin.

Posted by: Corey W. at May 4, 2010 12:07 PM

Well, I hope they had fun.

Posted by: coryo at May 4, 2010 12:21 PM

Fuck no. A thousand, million, kajabrillion times, no. In the fifteen years I've been on this planet, this is the dumbest goddam thing I've seen. I know it's not politically correct to use the term "retarded," but this is FUCKING. RETARDEDABLE. Wow. Just... wow. Really?! Someone actually put fucking money toward this? Like, money that a family that's hurting for dough could've used to put food on the table? Jesus, I'd rather see the money go to my cousin Lionel, so he could build a better meth lab. I'd rather the money go toward funding a pot-luck jamboree for the fucking Klan. I'd rather the money be used to buy a Pajamagram for Glen Beck, so he's got something nice to wear when he and Sean Hannity host patriotic snuggle parties. I'd rather the money be given to Harmony Korine, so he can finally get started on Gummo 2: The Baconing. I rather see the...

Wait - scratch that last one...

Like I said above - fuck no.

Posted by: Skitz at May 4, 2010 12:27 PM

That made my heart hurty.

Posted by: Case at May 4, 2010 12:31 PM

Cinema is dead. I'm going to go sit in a corner and weep. R.I.P

Posted by: Zach at May 4, 2010 12:34 PM

1988?
It came out before Spielberg's version?
How fortuitous.

Posted by: Scott at May 4, 2010 12:38 PM

PissBoy...actualy Scott, few people know this. Spielberg idolizes Moss. Saving Private Ryan was supposed to be a parody.

Posted by: PissBoy at May 4, 2010 12:48 PM

This is how numb I am after watching that trailer...I typed my name twice. You know...for good measure.

Posted by: PissBoy at May 4, 2010 12:49 PM

In the fifteen years I've been on this planet, this is the dumbest goddam thing I've seen.
Posted by: Skitz at May 4, 2010 12:27 PM

I don't buy this.

Posted by: coryo at May 4, 2010 1:16 PM

In the fifteen years I've been on this planet, this is the dumbest goddam thing I've seen.
Posted by: Skitz at May 4, 2010 12:27 PM

I don't buy this.

I guess you're not allowing for the possibility that Skitz is from another planet? (And may have spent his formative years off-world?)

Or do you not believe that this is the dumbest thing Skitz has seen? It is Skitz, so God only knows the things he's watched.

On a personal note, I will not watch this trailer. I mean, Human Centipede, sure, but THIS? N to the O.

Posted by: MM at May 4, 2010 2:07 PM

A Gummo reference? Really Skitz? My head just a'sploded. Come clean it up.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at May 4, 2010 2:23 PM

I made it to 37 seconds.

Posted by: figgy at May 4, 2010 2:40 PM

Honestly?

That fat kid could be the Apatow Fat Kid.

Unfunny, ugly, undeserving of a role in any film.

Posted by: Nadine at May 4, 2010 2:44 PM

I cannot possibly even begin to accurately describe just how angry I am right now.

That was the single most painful thing I have ever endured. I'm pretty sure that was against the Geneva Convention. I want the writers, cast, director, financial backers, producers, grips, even the god damn caterers indicted for WAR CRIMES. I want every single person even remotely responsible for this movie lined up against the wall and SHOT. IN THE DICK.

Posted by: chenry at May 4, 2010 2:45 PM

You know what's even funnier than a pregnant lady? One who is PREGNANTER!!!!! OMG WITH A GIANT GROSS BELLYBUTTON HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH...

*GASP*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Lindsay at May 4, 2010 4:54 PM

hey be nice my friend's in that movie.

Posted by: Alan at May 4, 2010 4:55 PM

how could you even feature that?
i thought this site had standards. (i didn't really think that)

Posted by: gp at May 4, 2010 5:02 PM

Whew, now I don't have to see any of those movies. Thanks!

Posted by: grace b at May 4, 2010 6:21 PM

What was up with Yoda being in there? I was really getting into the trailer when he showed up and totally pulled me out of the moment. Guess it's just a renter for me.

Posted by: opiejuankenopie at May 4, 2010 9:16 PM

GodDAMMIT.

Posted by: JapJay at May 4, 2010 9:36 PM

I'm just trying to understand the point in parodying funny movies. I mean, even in theory, before you get to the part where these writers have no idea what comedy is, how is it smart to attempt spoofing the most popular comedies in recent memory? And then, in order to spoof them, they remove everything that made them funny, amplify what's left and look at it through the eyes of a retarded child discovering a viewmaster.

I just don't get it. Surely they intended this spoof to be funny... but they were spoofing funny films... by taking some elements and removing what made them funny. Nope, no matter how I try to comprehend it, this is the kind of thing that just hurts to think about.

Posted by: Steve at May 5, 2010 2:54 AM

I think that may be the sweetest trailer for any movie ever.

Posted by: John at May 5, 2010 12:39 PM

To make a sucessful parody, your film generally has to be smarter than its source material, which this clearly isn't. They just acted out exact scenes from those films and made them less funny. Why does this exist?

Posted by: Steph at May 5, 2010 1:46 PM