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She Will Hide in Silence, Then Her Day Will Come

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (14)



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This one made me giggle, in a way that I’m not sure I ever want anyone to hear. Because I’ll be honest — it’s a pretty messed up looking movie. But goddamn if it doesn’t look like sick, depraved fun.

Here’s the trailer for The Loved Ones. The synopsis tells us:

Brent (Xavier Samuel) has never recovered from the night of the car crash that killed his father; the crash that he was responsible for. His only solace is his loving girlfriend Holly (Victoria Thaine).

But there’s another girl who yearns to comfort Brent, the quietest girl in school, LOLA (Robin McLeavy), and when he turns down her invitation to the prom he enters a nightmare beyond imagining. Hours before the dance, Brent is abducted and taken to Lola’s home by her demented Daddy (John Brumpton) who’s determined to make his princess’ dream come true.

Now imprisoned in Lola’s home Brent discovers that her feelings for him aren’t the only thing she’s been keeping a secret, and that he must summon every ounce of will he possesses if he is to survive and prevent Lola and her father from extending her revenge to those he loves most

Yeah, it’s a little bit Misery and a little bit Swimfan and a little bit a bunch of other things, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t look fun. As I’ve always said — if you’re going to rehash something, at least do it well. Writer and director Sean Byrne may be on the right track. It’s messed up, although I think the trailer gives a little too much away — you’ll know what I’m referring to as soon as you see it.

But shit. It looks like a black humored, gory good time.

I love the cover of “Love Hurts” (made famous by The Everly Brothers, and later more so by Nazareth) used in there — I think that’s Jenny Lewis singing, but I might be wrong. Regardless, it’s perfect.

I say take a date to it. That’s how you’ll know if they’re the one.









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Comments

How did that greasy, goofy-looking kid manage to get two girls fighting over him?

Posted by: A-schaef at July 12, 2010 11:19 AM

That does look pretty damn good. McLeavy looks delightfully insane.

To answer your question, A-scaef, it's because he knows how to listen.

Posted by: admin at July 12, 2010 11:42 AM

Ohdamn. Am I wrong to be attracted the crazy one? Her skin is so porcelain, her hair is a flowing river of shiny ravens and I love that pink dress... Maybe I need to have my brain drilled.

Posted by: yocean at July 12, 2010 11:49 AM

A-schaef, that's High School Me's dream guy. And I'm probably not alone. I bet he's in a band. He probably has "depth" to go with his "bad boy" image. He probably plays a sport, but an "offbeat" sport that is cooler than football. Maybe soccer. He probably is "sensitive" but still fits the "arrogant jerk" archetype. And he probably has a "giant schlong" to go along with all that "feelings" stuff.

Posted by: esme at July 12, 2010 12:27 PM

Yes! Also High School Dream Guy for me! Heres hoping he doesnt die, but either way.

Posted by: bat at July 12, 2010 12:58 PM

The family that slays together stays together!

My only problem, by looking at it, is that the unrealistic factor is way overboard. For example...I'm pretty sure if he was nailed to the floor that, even if he got free, he wouldn't be able to run and climb a tree (of course this could have happened beforehand). However, if it did happen beforehand...I'm pretty sure falling onto the hood like that would have fucked him up.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at July 12, 2010 1:29 PM

First off....yay. This looks awesome!

Second...when she says 'Whatta you lookin at?'...ACK! Did she snowball him?! Because it looks like she snowballed him. VURP! Blech! If you look at her face and then at his, it looks like they both have a bit of a mess around their mouths. She fuckin snowballed him didn't she? If I know one thing, it's snowb...err..

She fuckin snowballed him! I know it! And, Bitch, that is not cool!!!! ESPECIALLY if said snowballee is catatonic!

Posted by: PissBoy at July 12, 2010 1:39 PM

She fuckin snowballed him! I know it! And, Bitch, that is not cool!!!! ESPECIALLY if said snowballee is catatonic!

Posted by: PissBoy

Better he should be fully alert?

This does look to be some good old gory effed up fun, but yeah, waaay too much given away in the trailer.

Posted by: Groundloop at July 12, 2010 8:57 PM

Calm your storm.

I caught an advance screening of this movie in Melbourne and it's not too good.
There's a ridiculous subplot included which has nothing to do with the main storyline and only serves to dissipate the tension of the main story...and the main story itself is lackluster at best. It's all played too tongue in cheek for it to have its desired effect.

I could be biased because I'm a horror fan, and I was sold this as THE film to save the Australian genre film industry.

Posted by: Peyton Caldrich at July 12, 2010 9:25 PM

Nothing like a close daddy-daughter relationship to warm the cockles (shut up) of my heart.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at July 12, 2010 10:27 PM

caught this at TIFF last year. I loved it. While it is flawed this movie is a great time for any horror lover.
Worth checking out, but won't blow your mind.

Posted by: Brandon Bombay at July 13, 2010 4:56 AM

I don't think that was jenny lewis...

Posted by: mae at July 13, 2010 7:06 PM

Can someone (Brandon or Peyton) please answer the snowballing question?

Posted by: Brenton at July 15, 2010 4:31 AM

It's irritating the way the synopsis gives away the fact that the villains are responsible for the hero's father's death.

Posted by: trippdup at July 16, 2010 9:51 PM