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A Trailer with Two Actual Buttholes!

One Literal (Jessica Alba), One Figurative (Casey Affleck) / Dustin Rowles

Trailers | November 6, 2009 | Comments (23)

Holy Shit. Here’s the promo trailer for The Killer Inside Me, which may be a first — a good movie starring Jessica Alba (shove your Sin City bullshit up your buttholes). It’s … ummm … intense, in large part because of Casey Affleck, who plays a small-town deputy sheriff, is all kinds of psycho-manically awesome. He’s seven different ways of fucked up, and likes his sex rough. Like, really rough — ooops, I killed her, rough.

Needless to say, this five-minute trailer is not just NSFW, but fairly intense and disturbing (it also features Kate Hudson traipsing around with nary an item of clothing). I have no idea why they decided to run a 5-minute trailer that seems to give away the entire damn movie, but it doesn’t really dampen my enthusiasm for seeing it. It looks gritty and miserable and intense and kind of great.

I can’t believe I want to see a Jessica Alba / Kate Hudson film. Check it out; I think you’ll see why.


(H/T Filmdrunk)



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Comments

This butthole buttholes all butthole.

Posted by: Fredo at November 6, 2009 10:50 AM

Hey, Sin City kicked more buttholes than Bruce Campbell in a Zombieland 2 cameo.

(Is that too much to ask for?)

Posted by: George at November 6, 2009 10:57 AM

Ha! if you think "Kate" Hudson isn't post-op tranny, you just might be a butthole.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 6, 2009 11:00 AM

Christ on crutches, that was intense.

Jessica Alba is still a total pancake. And Sin City didn't really do it for me either, buttholes.

Posted by: TSF at November 6, 2009 11:15 AM

I didn't know that that butthole liked to be spanked.

Posted by: admin at November 6, 2009 11:19 AM

I live in the south and I couldn't understand their butthole accents. I'll skip it, anyway. I've just seen the buttwhole movie.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 6, 2009 11:20 AM

Casey Affleck's belt got awful close to Alba's butthole.

When Kate Hudson got pissed...do you think Affleck's weenis tasted like butthole?

Posted by: PissBoy at November 6, 2009 11:35 AM

Holy fucking buttholes!

Casey is definitely a bigger butthole than Ben.

Posted by: Cindy at November 6, 2009 11:42 AM

I think I'm going to be sick from that face bashing.

Posted by: Cindy at November 6, 2009 11:45 AM

Holy buttholes, Batman, look at all those butthole-y buttholes!

Posted by: Joe at November 6, 2009 11:50 AM

Who would turn Jessica Alba's awesome face into a bloody butthole?

A fuckin' butthole, that's who.

Posted by: Kballs at November 6, 2009 12:32 PM

I haven't read the book, but my understanding is that a whole LOT of stuff happens in just the first couple of chapters, so they may not be giving away everything here.

Posted by: Todd at November 6, 2009 12:42 PM

After reading a few blurbs on this here site a few weeks back, I went out and
bought the book. It was damn good read too. Not too shabby for something
written back in the late 50's (I read voraciously, but have sadly, not touched
most of the 'oldies' / classics. Weird, I know).
Anyhow, Casey Affleck I dug in Gone Baby Gone and almost dug him in the
Jesse James assassination {spell *that* correctly, so early in the mornin')...
so I'm pretty excited about this flick. Will have to wait till at home tonight
to watch the trailer.

Posted by: Ms MoMo at November 6, 2009 12:51 PM

Ok. I had to watch it right away. It was *good*! SO good. I'm all a' tingle
over here.

Also a bit in shock (not just from those images), as I cannot believe that I
just saw something on film that really looks like the pictures in my head
from reading the book. Now that happens next to never, for me. The costumes,
that set design, the pacing, the feelings... Hot Damn, I can't wait to see this movie.
He's not just an evil man. He's eff'd up but good.

Posted by: Ms MoMo at November 6, 2009 1:12 PM

This looks like a lot of steamy/slea2y "The Hot Spot"/"Wild Things" type fun. Sign this butthole up.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at November 6, 2009 1:25 PM

Can't see the trailer because the thought-police at work are protecting the precious bodily fluids of their delicate flower borg-army, or something.

However, I first mis-read the review as: "Here’s the porno trailer for The Killer Inside Me ... starring Jessica Alba. (shove your Sin City bullshit up your buttholes).

That sounds intriguing enough to tide me over until I'm out in the wilds of the free interwebs. Buttholes.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at November 6, 2009 1:50 PM

I don't think I can handle that movie, way too disturbing.

Posted by: Sophia at November 6, 2009 2:12 PM

What in the butthole is this movie about? It doesn't even appear to have a plot. It's just Casey Affleck hitting people. It looks rather overdramatic. I'll wait for it on video...

Posted by: Mistress Violet at November 6, 2009 3:46 PM

Alba as a hooker? One can only hope.

And pray.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at November 6, 2009 7:56 PM

Holy Crap Casey Affleck's smile alone is giving me the freakin creeps.
This looks awesome and disturbing and was that the freakin' Mentalist I saw in there? *puts book on to-read list*

Posted by: laurel at November 6, 2009 10:19 PM

Having just read the book recently, the trailer actually doesn't give away too too much. I found the book to be interesting and frustrating at the same time. It tended to obscure more detail than was really needed, like it was done as a cheap way to add mystery. That being said its amazing it came out in the 50's considering the subject matter. Affleck seems like good casting, as he looks sweet on the outside, but there's more underneath.

I trust the people involved enough to make it a good movie, though watch for reviewers to use the phrase "banality of evil", all the damn time.

Posted by: e at November 7, 2009 1:11 AM

Who cares!!! My boyfriend also agrees with me. He is 10 years older than me, lol. We met online at age-gap club -- http://AgelessOnly.COM/. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

Posted by: Kyra at November 8, 2009 6:07 AM

@ DeistBrawler
Yes. In this one, Ms Alba lives on the town outskirts... and has been known
to often lift *her* skirts for paying clients.

Posted by: Ms MoMo at November 9, 2009 1:12 PM





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