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By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (16)



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David Duchovny is a terribly underrated comic actor, and the late great “X-Files” was never better than when they took a break from the conspiracy theories and just let him loose with dry sarcasm in the monster-of-the-week episodes. In that vein, we’ve got The Joneses, a film getting a limited release in April and starring David Duchovny along with Demi Moore, Amber Heard, and Ben Hollingsworth as his fake family. An ad agency pays them to move into a neighborhood and systematically product place throughout their mock lives, driving up sales by starting trends among the upper trendsetters. One can probably poke all sorts of holes in how cost effective this might be, but it also rings with just enough insane plausibility that you’d be willing to believe an ad agency would actually do it.


The success of The Joneses will depend entirely on whether they’re willing to let it go full bore darkly funny, or whether they’ll bow to the inevitable idiot test audiences and focus on the “gosh let’s fall in love and be a real family” vibe that’s lurking ominously in the more mediocre corners of that trailer.

Of course, I cannot watch that trailer without thinking of the old “X-Files” episode “Arcadia,” in which Mulder and Scully go under cover in a murderously strict gated community. If Duchovny puts up a hideous windmill mailbox and tells Demi Moore to make him a sandwich, Chris Carter’s gonna need some royalties.









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Comments

It looks like it's got potential but I have to be honest, the trailer for Sparkly McMonobrow's new movie really kind of ruined things for me.

Posted by: admin at March 2, 2010 9:21 AM

Basketball hoop....BASKETBALL HOOP! Mulder put up a basketball hoop in the driveway and was shooting baskets late at night. AND, they were named Rob & Laura Petrie.

*sigh* I miss The X-Files....

Posted by: dammitjanet at March 2, 2010 9:23 AM

Demi will be the key. She hasn't been (intentionally) funny in anything in like what, 20 years? 25?

Wow. "About Last Night ..." was a loooong time ago, wasn't it?

Also: She's not looking half bad here.

Posted by: , at March 2, 2010 9:40 AM

Don't forget the reflecting pool!

Duchovny was best when his ad-libs survived the editing process. One of the best treasures of the DVDs is hearing all his jokes that were cut (e.g. in The Post-Modern Prometheus his "my crotch will be up all night" after the coffee spill). Too bad Chris Carter was so uptight. The best episodes came from the guest writers.

Overall, Duchovny limits his films and they tend to be quirky/ unique projects (Lord help me, I actually enjoyed Evolution). I hope this doesn't turn out to be a feel-good family plot.

Posted by: Scully at March 2, 2010 9:46 AM

I kind of wish more people had gotten to see The TV Set from a few years back, the movie where the Freaks & Geeks crowd worked out their frustrations with NBC. Duchovny was straight man for most of the movie but in a very funny way.

Posted by: Joseph J. Finn at March 2, 2010 10:38 AM

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Posted by: garyll at March 2, 2010 10:55 AM

Looks like a middle age romcom with a better-than-average premise but less-than-average leads. I like Duchovny when he does the dry, tongue-in-cheek thing, but it doesn't look like this movie is going to let him shine. And Moore . . . no.

Posted by: jimbob at March 2, 2010 12:36 PM

David Duchovny is another of those actors that'd I pay 10 bucks just to watch him read the telephone book. I'll definitely check this out.

Posted by: Even Stevens at March 2, 2010 1:32 PM

Nice to see someone agree that Duchovny is amazingly talented as a comedian. His turns hosing Regis and Kelly were always great, his role in Twin Peaks is damn near hilarious, and his comedic X-Files episodes are brilliant (ditto the Arcadia comment, it's always been in my top five favourite comedy episodes), and I don't think I even need to mention his work with Shandling in his show. Even his turns in lowbrow films like Zoolander and Evolution were great.

Posted by: headmonkeys at March 2, 2010 1:35 PM

"Now get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, woman!"

Agreed.

Posted by: Ian at March 2, 2010 2:26 PM

...um, with the hilarity of the episode, not the casual chauvininity (made up word).

Posted by: Ian at March 2, 2010 2:27 PM

That looks like an interesting premise for a film. I think I might find it interesting.

That said, did anyone else think it ironic that we had to watch a trailer for Repo Men before they got to see the trailer for The Joneses? Did anyone else even have to watch it?

Posted by: Jelinas at March 2, 2010 4:42 PM

I love everyone's comments about the X-Files etc. Brings back some great memories :D

The movie premise is pretty funny, and hopefully done well enough that it can hold it's own. I live in a neighborhood like that where everyone "Joneses" to such an absurd degree that I want to sport some ridiculous fashion and watch how it takes hold.

Having said that, I really don't care how bad the movie is. David is an underestimated comedic genius - and is so hot I would sacrifice my coffee just to see his crotch up all night ;P

Posted by: fijimermaid at March 2, 2010 8:06 PM

"Acutally, it's Pee-tree, like the dish."

Posted by: kristin at March 2, 2010 9:49 PM

Can't wait to see this... The humor seems very Nip Tuck -ish. Also reminds me of the Riches series with Eddie Izzard.

Posted by: tucknip at March 3, 2010 8:55 AM


















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